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Oh man. That's every birthday dinner I had as a kid. We'd go to the weird pizza joint in town that served spaghetti, breadsticks, and nacho cheese in with any pizza order. If it was your birthday and you had a party there you got a whole FREE! personal pizza with unlimited toppings and tokens for the arcade in the back with 9 fully functional games. There's 15 cabinets, but none are marked so you get to guess which one works. It's never Mortal Kombat, stop trying. Some kid in your party always ate too much and puked up olive pizza in the car on the way home. The lobby of the place had a really cool fortune teller machine like in Big. I'm afraid of things like that and screamed and passed out when my Mom made me ask him a question once. I never found out if I'm going to marry the love of my life named Rosalind.
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Jan 30, 2021 02:13
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I swear to god pizza doesn't taste right anymore if you don't wait for it to finish cooking by watching the Pole Position demo over and over and over.
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Jan 30, 2021 02:25
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Data Graham posted:I swear to god pizza doesn't taste right anymore if you don't wait for it to finish cooking by watching the Pole Position demo over and over and over. my greasy pizza hands slamming the start button on Altered Beast with zero creds, just to see if it somehow works.
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Jan 30, 2021 02:26
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Data Graham posted:I swear to god pizza doesn't taste right anymore if you don't wait for it to finish cooking by watching the Pole Position demo over and over and over. This but Afterburner II Also did every Pizza Hut in the 90's have a Street Fighter 2 cabinet or just the ones near me?
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Jan 30, 2021 03:30
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Whooping Crabs posted:This but Afterburner II I'm pretty sure every building in america had a SF2 machine in the 90s
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Jan 30, 2021 03:43
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Street Fighter 2! That's the one that never worked, not Mortal Kombat. I am very bad at video games and thought they were the same game until right now.
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Jan 30, 2021 03:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J9ffRgADRU
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Jan 30, 2021 09:58
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Jan 30, 2021 18:34
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Oh, they stuffed the Lidl one in a can?
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Jan 30, 2021 19:28
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gschmidl posted:Oh, they stuffed the Lidl one in a can? looks normal sized to me
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Jan 30, 2021 20:16
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I remember that thread. https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/meat-house-can/1/  Still looks terrible. Some things shouldn't be in cans. Sodium Chloride has a new favorite as of 21:24 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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Jan 30, 2021 21:22
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Looks better than the two in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO3Xe1KNZHY
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Jan 31, 2021 01:44
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Sodium Chloride posted:Still looks terrible. Some things shouldn't be in cans. Well, not with that attitude. 
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Jan 31, 2021 02:02
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I just don't really understand what the purpose is. I guess maybe if you don't have a lot of fast food in your area and just for some bizarre reason crave the specific flavor of hamburgers? Like a big part of the appeal of a sandwich is the convenience of not needing utensils to eat, but if you're gonna bring in a can opener, why not eat something with a fork or spoon instead of holding onto a soggy bun? Maybe get something in a microwavable bowl?
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Jan 31, 2021 02:22
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SlothfulCobra posted:I just don't really understand what the purpose is. I guess maybe if you don't have a lot of fast food in your area and just for some bizarre reason crave the specific flavor of hamburgers? Camping/Hiking. The like. I imagine if it tastes like poo poo it might still be better than endlessly eating soup. Or expensive MREs.
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Jan 31, 2021 02:49
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Fartington Butts posted:Camping/Hiking. The like. I imagine if it tastes like poo poo it might still be better than endlessly eating soup. Or expensive MREs. i'd rather eat a foraged tuber and some lichens than eat that horrible thing.
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Jan 31, 2021 02:53
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I don’t think you’d be hiking around carrying cans, and if you’re just camping and can bring heavy poo poo then why not bring a cooler and grill and make real burgers
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Jan 31, 2021 03:20
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That is the only possible example I can think for it. Otherwise it's just Dr. Ian Malcolm all the way.
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Jan 31, 2021 03:24
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I don’t think you’d be hiking around carrying cans, and if you’re just camping and can bring heavy poo poo then why not bring a cooler and grill and make real burgers If I'm going to be backpacking for more than a couple days I usually bring some semi stable meat product, a couple cans of beer, and a tin of beans or something, and go through it the first night.
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Jan 31, 2021 03:38
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That product exists solely because of the gimmick factor.
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Jan 31, 2021 08:48
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I was thinking bomb shelter/prepper bunkers.
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Jan 31, 2021 09:50
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uber_stoat posted:maybe throw some of those crunchy fried onions in there if you're Protip: Keep a jar of the crunchy fried onions, or even better, shallots, in your pantry. They're an easy way to add flavor to almost any dish.
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Jan 31, 2021 10:02
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Trekking Burger is a joke basically only German hikers understand and find funny, at least for the intended reason. My favourite video on it is ashens' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60_oMY5ULIw
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Jan 31, 2021 10:11
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Traditional English Cuisine F*****s and Peas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU Language NSFWWhen I was in Primary School we used to get served these once a week and outside of being an unfortunately named amorphous blob of brown mystery meat they taste revolting. They tasted like dog food. Feats of Strength has a new favorite as of 21:05 on Jan 31, 2021 |
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Jan 31, 2021 20:31
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Feats of Strength posted:Traditional English Cuisine What an incredibly obnoxious person.
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Jan 31, 2021 20:54
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mllaneza posted:Protip: Keep a jar of the crunchy fried onions, or even better, shallots, in your pantry. They're an easy way to add flavor to almost any dish. It's an easy way for me to go to the kitchen at 2:00 a.m. and eat a jar of fried onions.
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Feb 1, 2021 00:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi2B_Y2z-ts AFP for concept
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Feb 1, 2021 13:39
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Already physically recoiling at the sight of fluid mashed potato.
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Feb 1, 2021 13:41
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Arban posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi2B_Y2z-ts AFP for concept I've done that recipe out of boredom and Emmy is a drat liar pretending it's edible food. It tastes exactly like potato chips that got boiled. There's no surprises, it just becomes wet potato chip soup. The cheese makes the potato chip grease stand out more, not less. I still ate all of it because I don't waste food and I was grumpy the whole time.
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Feb 1, 2021 14:24
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fizzymercy posted:I've done that recipe out of boredom and Emmy is a drat liar pretending it's edible food. It tastes exactly like potato chips that got boiled. There's no surprises, it just becomes wet potato chip soup. The cheese makes the potato chip grease stand out more, not less. "A hard times recipe" Uh, potatoes are dirt cheap, and it really doesn't take much time or effort to make mashed potatoes from scratch. Not to mention instant mashed potatoes are still cheaper than a bag of Lay's, and all you do is add water.
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Feb 1, 2021 14:32
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Iron Crowned posted:"A hard times recipe"
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Feb 1, 2021 14:45
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Just eat the crisps, lmao. The recipe is only relevant if you're literally in prison and can't stand eating the same food from the prison store anymore.
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Feb 1, 2021 14:48
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You could probably get a similar effect by just pouring a gallon of oil into your mashed potato.
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Feb 1, 2021 14:51
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OwlFancier posted:You could probably get a similar effect by just pouring a gallon of oil into your mashed potato. Hm, can you turn cheesy mashed potato chips into radiator wine?
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Feb 1, 2021 14:59
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steinrokkan posted:Hm, can you turn cheesy mashed potato chips into radiator wine? Can? Sure, it's got carbs that yeast can turn into alcohol. Should? OH HELL NO
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Feb 1, 2021 19:23
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Code Jockey posted:I'm pretty sure every building in america had a SF2 machine in the 90s My parents moved us to a tiny mining town in BC back in the early 90s. There was a restaurant there that made the best pizza any of us had ever tasted, before or since. I don't know why this guy was working there, or how he got to make pizza so good, we were just grateful for his presence. That little hole-in-the-wall restaurant, in a little hole-in-the-wall town, an hour's drive down gravel road from anywhere, had a SF2 machine.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:28
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Fartington Butts posted:Camping/Hiking. The like. I imagine if it tastes like poo poo it might still be better than endlessly eating soup. Or expensive MREs. I've never taken cans of anything when hiking. They're too bulky and inflexible to pack into a rucksack, and they'd keep taking up space even after you've eaten the contents. Ramen and dried pasta'n'sauce are my staples - they're dirt cheap and they crush up well and can be wedged into a rucksack. For meat I'll sometimes bring jerky but normally I'll just go meat-free for a week and replace it with stuff that has a stupidly high amount of energy-dense sugar instead. No loving way I'm sitting down after a long hike to crack open a can of sub-dog food meat and wet bread.
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Feb 2, 2021 00:14
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When I was backpack camping as a kid, we had "dehydrated ground beef" which I am like 90% sure was just TVP. My brother claims it was the real deal but I am a suspicious person at heart. We did have some KLIK (Canadian SPAM) but I think the tins just got put back in the wannagons so they took up some space but they're inflexible wooden boxes you carry with a leather strap on your forehead so every oz. less counts!
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Why not just open the drain valve on the radiator and drink the water if you're that desperate to ruin your life?
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