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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

There's like a four foot streak of face makeup outside the ring

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

They redid her gimmick but didn't change the awful submission name?

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



drat carmella still feeling that dive on her face forgetting to sell

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Insertnamehere31 posted:

Hi i was eating dinner who was 4 and are they eliminated yet

hey #4 brother

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I think this is pretty good

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Cavauro posted:

sareee from japan, gone pretty quick

Cool and lol, respectively

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This match is a wee bit sloppy but its pretty decent.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Carmella's moveset has been 60% superkicks since she began wrestling and she's still awful at them. How. How??

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Eat My Fuc posted:

I think this is pretty good

Yeah it's a little messy but not bad

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

...

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


I'm here I'm here I'm awake who's number 6 the EVENTUAL WINNER OBVIOUSLY

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
honorable mention

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Oil! posted:

lol thrown out for taking a head scissors

That made NO sense!

Also... that dive.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Wow that finish looked like poo poo

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
just the drizzling shits

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
That was honestly pretty good

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

That match was almost shockingly sloppy and unhype. Guess Sasha's having an off night. :shrug:

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
both women tried hard but carmella isnt a good wrestler.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I can't believe the half of the card that's all rematches from the last PPV isn't going well

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Eat My Fuc posted:

I think this is pretty good

yea overall decent but the three pins back to back by sasha was weird and didnt look good

sasha still a great wrestler, mella better than she was

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

lmao this company makes billion of dollars and every match is just horrible

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Their earlier match was better, but that one wasn't bad at all

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Wasn't half bad. Their first was better. But gotta say that ending was lackluster

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
didn t they do a wrestlemania pirate ship, and now theyre doing wrestlemania pirate skull?

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Why was the background Wrestlemania?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Dies anyone ever win a rematch title match after losing the first match in WWE

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Please, Sasha, pick up your SAG card and get the gently caress outta here while you can still walk.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!
I wish Carmella all the best but she's been doing this a long time for how bad she is.

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008
So 2 matches so far that lasted longer than they needed to

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I just ate a huge chicken Philly sub with fries (piled high) and now ol’ fat boy is dying.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
carmella has been wrestling since 2013. shes not getting any better.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Shima Honnou posted:

didn t they do a wrestlemania pirate ship, and now theyre doing wrestlemania pirate skull?

They're trying to do WrestleMania in the same place they were trying to do it last year; the Buccaneers stadium.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Is big e not allowed to say rear end?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

beat yo ah

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sasha absolutely deserves better feuds though, and it kinda sucks that despite a large women's roster the only other opponents she really has that generate any interest are Asuka and Bayley, who she has already finished feuds with.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

New Day Rocks :unsmith:

dodgeblan
Jul 20, 2019
that little 'you okay' tap from Sasha was adorable

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

pressedbunny posted:

Please, Sasha, pick up your SAG card and get the gently caress outta here while you can still walk.

Sasha Bankingonakneetransplant

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Why does Sami Zayn look like Fidel Castro?

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
These backstage segments are absolute cringe

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