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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > The Royal Rumble 2021 GDT
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YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




 That owned

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Blaise330 posted:

guys we're almost at 30, NIA JAX IS COMING
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Scruffy the janitor posted:

this rumble kinda blows

It was frontloaded as hell and started real strong but no surprise it all went off the rails once Charlotte showed up, even if Charlotte at least didn't go on a giant elimination spree.

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



 That was cool

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


 lol I love this dumb interpretation of the rules

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

 Hm, ok

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

 That was pretty cool

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jerusalem posted:

Do they seriously think anybody thinks Tamina is some powerhouse? :lol:

she is powerful, and like a house, can caust major injuries

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~
 Neat Kofi spot :)

LAAAANNAAAAAAAAAA

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ok that was fun

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Time for Nia to come out

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 :sickos:

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Tamnia needs to win the rumble to justify her being put into the WWE hall of fame in 3 years.

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

 Imagine if the rumble didnt have foot based rules lawyering

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
so nia out next for sure

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Lana about to win by doing nothing

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

 so is Ruby Riott still in because she got eliminated via powerbomb

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
OKAY THAT'S THE GREATEST SPOT OF ALL TIME, I REFUSE TO HATE

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boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

 oh hey, lana

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Sanguinia posted:

Neat Kofi spot :)

LAAAANNAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT

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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Time to see if she wins without doing anything

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Lana is wrestling.

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Homeybeef
May 23, 2008
 This has been the most entertaining wrestling thing I've seen in years

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



 sad lana

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HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.


 Lana will win

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I've never seen someone look so apathetic to return, and I do not blame her.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
WWE Confession: Tamina's match against Beth Phoenix in the 2012 Elimination Chamber was one of my favorite WWE matches of that year--when I went to Wrestlemania Axxess, I told her this and she did not believe me.



Tamina hasn't really ever reached that degree of entertainment since, but I'll never forget the night when Beth Phoenix carried Tamina to a badass goddamn match.

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
 Naomi goes unappreciated in this world.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

oldskool posted:

so is Ruby Riott still in because she got eliminated via powerbomb

Her feet hit with the rest of her body, the logic is consistent.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Why is Lana here, she already got her revenge when Charlotte beat Nia!

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lana you have to let go of the person if you want them to fall

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Due to a lack of Nia in this match, Tamina will be the one to injure lana.

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Barrabas the Gray
Jun 27, 2012

 Lana needs to eliminate Nia Jax and this rumble will be saved

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.

Shima Honnou posted:

she is powerful, and like a house, can caust major injuries

Also like a house, 90% of all injuries happen around her

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

pressedbunny posted:

I've never seen someone look so apathetic to return, and I do not blame her.
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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Homeybeef posted:

This has been the most entertaining wrestling thing I've seen in years

drat.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lana didnt leave with rusev?

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Why is Lana here, she already got her revenge when Charlotte beat Nia!

She’s about to win the Rumble by Charlotte winning it

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Homeybeef posted:

This has been the most entertaining wrestling thing I've seen in years

wtf

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I assume Nia will be next because WWE has to make everything in your face

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