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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > The Royal Rumble 2021 GDT
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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



 Thank God. Because gently caress Orton now and forever.

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
drat Vince is a genius, 15 years of false battle royal finishes to get me to bite on that, Gedo eat your heart out.

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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Oh, hey, I won the thing!

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Why

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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

HidaO-Win posted:

Hmm who was the final four.

Orton, Edge, Christian, Braun

Edit: Forgot Rollins

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

 Just like his best friend Chris Benoit

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Wait did they switch Edge and Orton's spots so he could win from #1 because they didn't think of it beforehand

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 Lol Drew is going to job to Orton at Fastlane

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Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
considering who was left I'll take it

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
sure why not

i like edges theme song its on my workout playlist

go edge

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
WWE is so loving bad

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
randy just didn't feel like doing the match so he hung out backstage and next to the ring randy is the best

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

 Oh cool the guy with no neck bones won

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

 This 47 year old man is going to WrestleMania!
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 So, uh, Edge vs. Drew?

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

 Its 2021 why do i want edge to go to wrestlemania

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
edge is a fallout ghoul

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Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


 gently caress i should have stuck to my guns after that orton/edge feud ended last summer

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
who else won from #1 cole. please tell me.

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


 While I prefer Edge to Orton this was still insanely stupid

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
edge conserved his energy by sleeping through 3/4s of the rumble

smart!

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


 OK I'm pretty cool with Edge going coast to coast for a gold watch win.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
That was a loving horrible Rumble but we dodged the absolute worst-case scenario, at least.

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
ON THIS DAY

I SEE CLEARLY

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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


 YESSSSSS

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 i like edge a lot and i'm glad his gets his moment(again) but it should have been bryan

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Edge is ok, but WWE just panics and hits the "Legends" button

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britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Below average men’s rumble that sadly. Oh well.

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Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

 This new guy Edge seems ok

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HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.


 Here is your winner


Old rear end man who retired once already

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Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
drat. this whole show sucked rear end.

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IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




 edge sucks just as much poo poo as a randy win, hes old and shouldnt wrestle no more for his own saftey. a shameful rumble

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

HidaO-Win posted:

Hmm who was the final four.

Technically... Christian, edge, Orton, and seth

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I can't wait for Randy to get the title and then it's Randy vs Edge in THE GREATEST MATCH EVER PART II

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
if the choice is ortyon or edge i guess ill take edge

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1356087283028422662

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Frabba
May 30, 2008

Investing in chewy toy futures
So that's why they swapped it to have him go in at #1

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Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Winner a fine, really bad rumble

Lol they switched Orton and edge so they would have someone else to mention winning from #1 that wasn’t Benoit

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
They put over new blood in the Womens match and an old fan favourite in the Mens match, thats pretty even for the WWE.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

NienNunb posted:

Just like his best friend Chris Benoit

you mean Crispin Noir

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