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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Can I short WSB's subscription numbers?

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net work error
Feb 26, 2011

skooma512 posted:

Reddit is basically a disease so this tracks.

Incels At Work!
it is an anime reference

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Divot posted:

Everything is so stupid

Great content that won't stop and we've all had our brains melted to some degree

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Raccooon posted:

Is it legal to twitch stream day trading or is done already?

Cause lol

I know YouTube has started recommending trader live streams since late last week.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

super sweet best pal posted:

Are there any long lasting health effects from bluing yourself like that?

you live forever

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Nonsense posted:

ty Hot Karl Marx

👍

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Vlonald Prump posted:

is number feeling ok

can we send somebody to check

number is hungover from too much wine last night and is taking the day off

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

"Socialist"-Libertarian grifter class

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Google says:

A man who turned blue after taking silver for a skin condition has died. Paul Karason, 62, suffered a heart attack before contracting pneumonia and having a severe stroke at a Washington state hospital on Monday.

he died with silver, not from silver :colbert:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
has anybody ever had a bigger spread between their past coolness and present dweebiness than grimes?

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Raccooon posted:

Is it legal to twitch stream day trading or is done already?

Cause lol

Lotsa trading streams out there where you can watch a dude fiddle with spreadsheets.

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

has anybody ever had a bigger spread between their past coolness and present dweebiness than grimes?

It’s tough. Her latest was still good though

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

has anybody ever had a bigger spread between their past coolness and present dweebiness than grimes?

she was always a huge dweeb

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

got to be quick to manufacture the counter narrative to nip the prole upraising in the bud. all this gme stuff? inscrutable numbers, no one knows why rh stopped letting you buy stock forcing it down and allowing shorts to exit, these things just happen and can't be investigated further. here's a story explaining it, enjoy your slop!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

has anybody ever had a bigger spread between their past coolness and present dweebiness than grimes?

her mom is a cop

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

her mom is a cop

lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Robinhood "allowing" up to 20 GME stock now

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


dustin diamond died

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

crispyseaweed posted:

this is why Netflix will never be a serious movie studio. this poo poo needs to be a Michael Lewis book first before it can be a movie

we’re still in the middle of stuff too

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

shyduck posted:

dustin diamond died

these diamond hands........ are no more

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1356314899199115264

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Hollywood and the music industry have always been in bed with the MIC. Our music, movies, video games, hell levis jeans are all considered key items of our foreign policy.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

rip screech

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Redditor outed as having wipe your rear end paper hands. Abandoned by family, loses scholarship, mocked by neighbors, fired by employer as "undependable". New movement catches fire. How do we talk about this at Thanksgiving without ruining the turkey?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

Robinhood "allowing" up to 20 GME stock now

Now that it's over they can let the bag holders buy more bags.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

the barstool sports guy will be a senator within the next twenty years

hes probably going to run for governor of california next year and will probably be the republicans best shot at winning since arnold

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

the popes toes posted:

Redditor outed as having wipe your rear end paper hands. Abandoned by family, loses scholarship, mocked by neighbors, fired by employer as "undependable". New movement catches fire. How do we talk about this at Thanksgiving without ruining the turkey?

TRICK QUESTION, there's not going to be enough family members alive to warrant a Thanksgiving get-together. Thanks, Covid-21!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Gotta say the financial channels immediately pivoting to saying that now WSB is instructing its members to buy <thing about to show up during the next commercial break> is pretty goddamned funny

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

Gotta say the financial channels immediately pivoting to saying that now WSB is instructing its members to buy <thing about to show up during the next commercial break> is pretty goddamned funny

HOST: I AM YOUR REDDIT NOW *army of old people watching nod sagely*

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

picking silver as the distraction was an inspired choice, I got to admit

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Epic High Five posted:

Gotta say the financial channels immediately pivoting to saying that now WSB is instructing its members to buy <thing about to show up during the next commercial break> is pretty goddamned funny

r/wall street bets says to buy Fidelity SmartTarget™ Retirement Funds

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I only plug in my TV once a year to see if Tom Brady will get another ring this year or not.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Epic High Five posted:

Gotta say the financial channels immediately pivoting to saying that now WSB is instructing its members to buy <thing about to show up during the next commercial break> is pretty goddamned funny
People have crashed airplanes into the IRS for less, I wonder how the WSB Z kids are going to react to this fiasco.

Unsinkabear
Jun 8, 2013

Ensign, raise the beariscope.





Hey doomers, I posted this in the BFC thread but I'm gonna ask here too since you're all actively plugged in to this poo poo and going crazy:

Vanguard won't let me buy stock, only sell. No matter what I try to buy, meme stock or entirely unrelated stuff, it says "This order can't be accepted because it would exceed your current available balance." I have added funds and I'm still getting the same result. Another friend of mine is getting the same error, despite him being a long-term Vanguard customer who already has settled funds available. I don't know of any correlation between us other than that we've both recently purchased small amounts of meme stocks. It has persisted for us both all day

It sold my AMC just fine, though.

I'm not seeing anything anywhere else about other people being locked out by this glitch, so I can't tell if it's a Robinhood type thing or something else. Can anyone provide some insight into what's happening here?

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
number is creepin

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

bedpan posted:

picking silver as the distraction was an inspired choice, I got to admit

do boomers have some kind of fascination with silver im not aware of?

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005


is this news real? no, it's not real.... yet.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Agrajag posted:

do boomers have some kind of fascination with silver im not aware of?

it's a gold bug thing they switch to every once in awhile to keep things fresh

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress this boring loving day

give me entertainment NOW

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Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Agrajag posted:

do boomers have some kind of fascination with silver im not aware of?

Let me tell you about a little gynaecologist down in Texas,

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