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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1355923973742223372?s=19

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Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

Shlomo Palestein posted:

I like the early one where the engineer puts his brain in a tank and just wants to show his parents so they can be proud of him and the major murders him while reading that last thought, remarks on it, and is like "It was very strange" as though it wasn't a horrible murder she just did

She killed a gutless worm who was too much of a coward in life to get augmentation to fix his health problems because of religious beliefs.

He was also going to murder his parents who are not at fault for his pathetic stupidity.

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

IAMKOREA posted:

William gibsucc.

Thanks for this. I was considering hunting down the new trilogy but reading it probably would have poisoned any positive memories I have of his other works.

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

Taintrunner posted:

:justpost:

the funny thing about cryogenics is that all the bodies just turn into mush and it’ll never pan out, it’s a sham, always has been, and should probably be illegal

There was that tech start up for it that was getting investors to pay for being killed and frozen so it can't all be bad.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Cryogenics hasn't used straight freezing for many years. Instead they vitrify people, which causes a different unsolved problem. Now the cells aren't turned to mush but the body is full of a toxic cryoprotectant.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

death is a pretty serious condition. fatal in 100% of cases. even assuming we "cure" cancer and everything else, the person still died of death.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bedpan posted:

death is a pretty serious condition. fatal in 100% of cases. even assuming we "cure" cancer and everything else, the person still died of death.

Explain Jesus then idiot

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Inceltown posted:

Explain Jesus then idiot

im gnostic and believe that jesus wasn't human and didn't need to eat or drink. it was only a hologram that died on the cross.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
If it was a hologram, how did people eat his flesh and drink his blood, smart guy?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Fame Douglas posted:

If it was a hologram, how did people eat his flesh and drink his blood, smart guy?

blood isn't real you moran, read a book

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Fame Douglas posted:

If it was a hologram, how did people eat his flesh and drink his blood, smart guy?

metaphorical flesh and blood

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 213 days!

Fame Douglas posted:

If it was a hologram, how did people eat his flesh and drink his blood, smart guy?

how do you think a wafer and some wine transform into it?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's a 3rd level transmutation spell courtesy of the the man with a funny collar duh

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

bummed we lost jesus's cryotech during the dark ages

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

So a crucifix is basically a Jesus popsicle?

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



MrUnderbridge posted:

So a crucifix is basically a Jesus popsicle?

If it’s meaty, it’s probably a corn dog

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

taqueso posted:

bummed we lost jesus's cryotech during the dark ages
hole in cryotech left by the christian dark ages

larger hole in cryotech left by the finno-korean hyperwar

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Inceltown posted:

Explain Jesus then idiot
https://youtu.be/X5U8Zfj1MZo

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/Vinncent/status/1356323813718429696

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007




Holy poo poo lol

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I don't understand why this was being recorded. Even if it's intended as a remote class livestream, why does she do it against the background of a big road?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

General Dog posted:

I don't understand why this was being recorded. Even if it's intended as a remote class livestream, why does she do it against the background of a big road?

It’s because she knew there was a coup going on and wanted people to smash those ‘like’ and ‘share’ buttons.

The English captions are a lie.

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
she works in the building and records there regularly:

https://twitter.com/Vinncent/status/1356349012346077184?s=20

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Oyak posted:

I'd like to bitch about Neuromancer. It makes absolutely zero sense starting about 1/2 way in where they start to go inside the networks. It is impossible to follow what actions Gibson is trying to portray on the page because he is bad at writing. I seem to recall a hacker Rastafarian a la Jar Jar Binks making an appearance.
someone needs to re-read something, lol

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Sing Along posted:

she works in the building and records there regularly:

https://twitter.com/Vinncent/status/1356349012346077184?s=20

Turns out she actually planned the coup

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
The coup was actually one part of her scheme
to make her fitness videos go viral.

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005
I mean, you want to go that route, have them kill you, section your entire brain at 50 micron resolution, then EM scan every synapse in your head. can do this now just very expensive and time consuming and would generate a huge amount of data (connectomics)

the issue is we dont have a very good idea of how the brain works so reconstituting your connectome in silico based on the operating principles of the brain at the molecular level (not to mention all the emergent poo poo) is/wont be feasible any time soon

freezing is stupid as a means to live forever

also the ones who want to live forever are the ones that we should probably not allow to live forever lol

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Food Boner posted:

I mean, you want to go that route, have them kill you, section your entire brain at 50 micron resolution, then EM scan every synapse in your head. can do this now just very expensive and time consuming and would generate a huge amount of data (connectomics)

the issue is we dont have a very good idea of how the brain works so reconstituting your connectome in silico based on the operating principles of the brain at the molecular level (not to mention all the emergent poo poo) is/wont be feasible any time soon

freezing is stupid as a means to live forever

also the ones who want to live forever are the ones that we should probably not allow to live forever lol
:rolleyes:
you can't simulate a human brain on a binary computer. the random quantum variation of the particles in the synapse is the portal where the soul comes in and does its thing. a computer brain would only simulate the underlying matter crudely so it wouldn't have access to the original persons quantum soul.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



The country is now under control.... of the rhythm

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

Rutibex posted:

:rolleyes:
you can't simulate a human brain on a binary computer. the random quantum variation of the particles in the synapse is the portal where the soul comes in and does its thing. a computer brain would only simulate the underlying matter crudely so it wouldn't have access to the original persons quantum soul.

which is why i said the means to do this with existing computer technology doesn't exist?

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019

bedpan posted:

metaphorical flesh and blood

I can't believe we still have people denying the miracle of transubstantiation in 2021.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Oyak posted:

I'd like to bitch about Neuromancer. It makes absolutely zero sense starting about 1/2 way in where they start to go inside the networks. It is impossible to follow what actions Gibson is trying to portray on the page because he is bad at writing. I seem to recall a hacker Rastafarian a la Jar Jar Binks making an appearance.

I read it over 10 years ago but I also remember finding it hard to follow.

My 2 year old daughter was watching a Peppa Pig video on the ipad and i took it from her (like literally had to pry it out of her hands) and she starts screaming to my wife "daddy took my book!" (probably because instead of reading paper books we use an app that has thousands of kids books)

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.





It's a "gently caress the Cops" song too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY1IFnjM8-Y

e: https://twitter.com/restyworo/status/1356577230613147648

The Saddest Rhino has issued a correction as of 15:23 on Feb 2, 2021

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Food Boner posted:

also the ones who want to live forever are the ones that we should probably not allow to live forever lol

Peter Thiel hanging out with Pharaoh Ramses IV so they can chat about their cutting edge mummification techniques and how cool it's gonna be when after they die, they get to live again and rule their empires forever.

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

The Nastier Nate posted:

I read it over 10 years ago but I also remember finding it hard to follow.

My 2 year old daughter was watching a Peppa Pig video on the ipad and i took it from her (like literally had to pry it out of her hands) and she starts screaming to my wife "daddy took my book!" (probably because instead of reading paper books we use an app that has thousands of kids books)

get some real books if you don't have any. reading is an embodied process and the brain is engaged more with physical manipulation of the media. my 3 yo plays with a tablet once in a while but we read real books. a lot come from goodwill so it's not like it's a huge investment

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Food Boner posted:

get some real books if you don't have any. reading is an embodied process and the brain is engaged more with physical manipulation of the media. my 3 yo plays with a tablet once in a while but we read real books. a lot come from goodwill so it's not like it's a huge investment

I agree.. I genuinely think being able to read a book & comprehend the story is a vital part of developing your brain.

A lot of people seem to disagree.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i haven't been able to type in multiple sentences since i was 22

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Trainee PornStar posted:

I agree.. I genuinely think being able to read a book & comprehend the story is a vital part of developing your brain.

A lot of people seem to disagree.

In the 19th century people called reading novels a frivolous, brain-wasting exercise that distracted young men and women with flights of fancy, afflicted them with daydreams, and generally corrupted them away from a proper life.

https://crimereads.com/when-the-novel-was-dangerous/

quote:

Novels took the noble pleasure of reading and made it something quick and dirty. They told exciting stories in simple prose, not poetry. Their heroes were not kings or demigods, but maidservants and mariners, who instead of going on magical quests faced the inward challenges that readers knew from their own lives. Accordingly, the English novel of the 18th century is virtually all sex and social climbing, set in haunted castles later on. The reputation of the books was low, but circulating libraries kept their addict audience supplied.

By the end of the century, things had reached a kind of panic among the educated classes. The widespread feeling was that, besides being a waste of time, novels warped young people’s view of real life. “They impair [the mind’s] general powers of resistance,” wrote the philanthropist Hannah More in 1799, “which lays the mind open to error and the heart to seduction.” You might remember Mr. Collins piously refusing to read a novel to the Bennet family in Pride and Prejudice, to Lydia’s disgust.

So I think the two ways you can interpret this are either a) we're just on an endless downward spiral into sinfulness and ereaders and twitter are just the latest steps into vice in a long chain or b) this is just the latest idiotic moral panic about the degeneracy of the youth's idle activities from people who remember When Things Were Done Better.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
back in my days kids couldn't read. drat this entitled generation and their 5th grade education :argh:

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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Real Life | Artifacts of Cultural Replication


HEY DONT CROSS THAT LINE MISTER

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