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Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

crazyvanman posted:

I see your front pages and I raise you this:


Note that they haven't even made the stairway to heaven accessible.

Diana didn't come to meet him, shameful.

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Ah yeah barristers, the jocks of the legal profession

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
He should go on Twitter as The Question SC and get in arguments with Joanna Cherry.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004



Bots gonna bot. Like the subtle realism of having them use the wrong 'your' twice.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Lungboy posted:

Diana didn't come to meet him, shameful.

diana on one gate, arrrr maddie on the other, churchill smiling down from a cloud while a spitfire is doing loops in the background, shooting poppies

stick that on a poo poo plate and make yourself a million

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
jfc

https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1356914655327891456?s=20

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

We should crowdsource the shittest in memoriam image for the pod to see if they can sell on a plate.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I like the concept of the Solidarity Fund being entirely funded by lovely poppy merch

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

https://twitter.com/breeallegretti/status/1356904251864330240

crazyvanman
Dec 31, 2010

Catzilla posted:

How long until the ITV1 drama comes out about his life do you think?

For ultimate boomer energy can we have a Channel 5 'Top 100 Captain Tom moments', complete with B list celebrities (Justin-Lee Collins I'm looking at you) needlessly plugging in with their takes on Captain Tom's 100 moments.

I haven't owned a TV for 10 years so I have no idea if these things still exist.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
corbyn won more votes in total in 2017 than labour has managed since 1983 and equalled the 2001 election

https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1356919312649445379?s=20

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Guavanaut posted:

He should go on Twitter as The Question SC and get in arguments with Joanna Cherry.

*glowers at u and points at wig*

simple as, m8.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/1356932948679938049?s=20

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!
Old man with pre existing condition dies.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Catzilla posted:

How long until the ITV1 drama comes out about his life do you think?

They'll likely have to gloss over quite a bit. The Burma campaign was... not the British Army's finest hour.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

It's so loving predictable isn't it.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




He's clearly trying to avoid being elected because he knows the meeting where the Queen gives permission to form a government would be really loving awkward.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1356936413015658496?s=19

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Well my mother is on Typhoid Mary duty today.

Turned up unannounced having been to church (all carefully distanced she says). Then she's going to Waitrose and then going to turn up at my sister's (oh I only shout at her from the garden says she). So I've messaged sis to forewarn her!

At least mother wears a mask (except she didn't at mine because she had a cup of tea, so I wore one all the time and sat her by an open window).


Clap chat:

I probably posted this before but anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daB4qAvMQzU


Starmer chat:

I doubt he really talked about abolition of the monarchy - that was just trying to get the 'left' onside. Don't know how old that clip is. Ed: Oh ok its 2005. Still don't believe he really meant it if he did say it (I mean that I don't believe he meant abolition of the monarchy not that he didn't say what he patently said in the clip.) Getting myself in a tangle here, I shall stop digging.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Feb 3, 2021

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm all the comments going "but wuold u rather have turmp :qq:" as if there's no model for a non-hereditary head of state that isn't an executive president.


Darth Walrus posted:

They'll likely have to gloss over quite a bit. The Burma campaign was... not the British Army's finest hour.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

This is awesome because everyone in a position of power within Labour is so loving thick that they need these regular reminders that the right-wing press will always prefer a proper Tory like Boris over someone just cosplaying

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

who the gently caress is captain tom why does anyone care its another old guy dead of covid why is he special

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

crazyvanman posted:

For ultimate boomer energy can we have a Channel 5 'Top 100 Captain Tom moments', complete with B list celebrities (Justin-Lee Collins I'm looking at you) needlessly plugging in with their takes on Captain Tom's 100 moments.

I haven't owned a TV for 10 years so I have no idea if these things still exist.

Search your feelings, you know they do.


PM Confirms national clap?

Well yes, this nation is horribly diseased, he's not wrong.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Claptain Tom

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1356944232414670849?s=20

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

bump_fn posted:

who the gently caress is captain tom

david bowie sang about him in space oddity

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/joejglenton/status/1356738726328729604

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
.nm Guav beat me to it ^^^ - should have refreshed page!

crazyvanman
Dec 31, 2010

thespaceinvader posted:

Search your feelings, you know they do.


I've searched, and I'm guessing we're at the point where there's now 'top 50 greatest top 50 shows of all time of all time'?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

the “let’s gently caress the flag” makes a bit more sense when you realise that it isn’t really aimed at normal people but the rich donors with fond memories of imperialism

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

How in the gently caress did this not get posted at war christmas?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I don't think that would stand up to an anti-tank rifle

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/gem_ste/status/1356919806230859776?s=19

:hmmyes:

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

bump_fn posted:

who the gently caress is captain tom why does anyone care its another old guy dead of covid why is he special

his son in law holds business interests worth millions of pounds, op

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Doccykins posted:

his son in law holds business interests worth millions of pounds, op

why couldnt he get those good gorilla steroids they gave trump and bojo then

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
i dont think those work against pneumonia lol

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Catzilla posted:

How long until the ITV1 drama comes out about his life do you think?

I'm sure his kids have already been in discussions on the rights to already, got to keep that grift up.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

How in the gently caress did this not get posted at war christmas?



Sorry but that's objectively awesome and I would buy enough poppies to be allowed to canvass for Labour if I were to see him.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
That gun had better be a t-shirt cannon full of t-shirts that say "future soldier"

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Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

https://twitter.com/steven_swinford/status/1356880759206907906?s=21

I’m still sceptical but the government is somehow managing to surpass every expectation in vaccination rollout so far so this seems promising. Just don’t read the replies.

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