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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

lol at pizza snobbery

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

The oven is not actually on during this time :ssh:

Somebody hasn't heard about pizza confit

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

shadow puppet of a posted:

I’m well aware of that and it is a disgusting practice.

Fridge your leftovers folks. A box of half day old Room temp pizza is only meant to be discovered on a coffee table or sideboard, and eaten in shame. Not proudly unveiled from within a metal box like a vaudeville act full of flourish and pride.

Buddy,

shades of this. Lose your arrogance :hai:

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Buddy,

shades of this. Lose your arrogance :hai:

I like going through old SA threads and its just like a graveyard of bans.

Edit: Eh, I guess this one it is mostly the same poster at least.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I thought leftover pizza went on the floor under the bed for easy late night and morning access.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/e2PIM4B.mp4

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Importantly this never actually purports to be A Pizza. It is merely made with pizza dough. If he actually called it A Pizza that would be to his great shame (but it would still remain the case that

Quantum of Phallus posted:

that looks delicious, ngl

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Did you mean to put that in #blessed?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


Why do pictures like this make me so depressed? :sigh:

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

pro starcraft loser posted:

Why do pictures like this make me so depressed? :sigh:

Because the pizza fell on the floor :(

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is there a 'pictures of failures' thread?

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

By popular demand posted:

Is there a 'pictures of failures' thread?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3956512

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

By popular demand posted:

Is there a 'pictures of failures' thread?

The trump thread is a pretty good one

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


By popular demand posted:

Is there a 'pictures of failures' thread?

Here.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Nobody wake him up, please. :(

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

By popular demand posted:

Is there a 'pictures of failures' thread?

*moonwalks into thread*

Turn off your monitor!

*blasts off in rocket*

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


everything is a pizza when you're hungry enough :discourse:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




This definitely looks good to eat but I like how lumpy and blob-like it is.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Cartoon Man posted:



This definitely looks good to eat but I like how lumpy and blob-like it is.

Nice focaccia

Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

.
Really quite silly indeed.

steinrokkan posted:

Nice focaccia

I'll happily accept it as a form of proto-pizza if it means I can shovel it into my face. Focaccia is delicious and far closer to what I think of as pizza than some of the abominations posted in these threads over the years. Then again I am Swedish, so make of that what you will.

Inepta Lacerta fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jan 30, 2021

Pasketti
Nov 8, 2017

lick lick lick

Cartoon Man posted:



This definitely looks good to eat but I like how lumpy and blob-like it is.

god I want that

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


Anyone with a name that pretentious should never have been greenlit, let alone cancelled

don't be a nerd

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


Guy in the white shirt is wondering whether or not the piece on the backpack is salvagable

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

steinrokkan posted:

Nice focaccia

Eh, pan pizza is basically focaccia anyway.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Looks like a good DOUBLE DOUGH pizza there :wth:

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

This is a good pizza so not for this thread but Adam Ragusea has a great DIY pan pizza vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TjUWnAK0cg

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

CLAM DOWN posted:

It's lahmacun. It's a Turkish flatbread and is delicious and good.

Yeah, lahmacun are great. I like egg on my lahmacun.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Yo dawg...

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Deep in the rear end end of Brazil's Acre province is the city of Rio Branco which is the home of Pizza em casa & Esfiharia which you are not at all prepared to see.

You want a small pizza? Fine but you get like fifteen of them.


You want a single extra large pizza? Fine, but its actually nine pizzas all at once.



You want it with balls? We can make it with balls.


You want it cummy? we can make it cummy.


You want it even cummier? Well you'll have to go down the street to Italian Pizzas for that.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

shadow puppet of a posted:

You want it even cummier? Well you'll have to go down the street to Italian Pizzas for that.


An all-time worst

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
what is that, bananas and cum?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

:cumpolice:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Look how big those slices are. Imagine eating that poo poo. Lmao

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Imagine going over to someone's house and that's what's for dinner. I feel like even taking a bite is disrespectful because I know the rest of the slice is going directly into the garbage

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I like how you placed them in order of appeal:
1. small meat pizzas with fries, sure bring it on.
2. large smorgasbord of squares, I wouldn't take the weird chocolate and banana but kids might love it.
3. same but not as classy.
4. now I'm starting to take offence at the misuse of the term 'pizza'.
5. OK you guys joke's over, take this wet white poo poo back.
6. *jumps out the window*

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Well at least it isn't dry

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