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Who would have thought the Internet would be into a tall dominant big titty goth milf in signature headgear. Nothing could have prepared us for this.
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Feb 4, 2021 10:54
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Skwirl posted:Resident Evil started as bioweapons gone out of hand, right? Based on Twitter, a bioweapon that makes gigantis MILFs seems like it'd be the most successful bioweapon ever. If Resident Evil were a weirder and grosser franchise, bioweapon that creates succubi would probably be a thing already.
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Feb 4, 2021 11:16
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Skwirl posted:I'm just saying I wouldn't be opposed to my city being overrun by giant MILFs. Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!
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Feb 4, 2021 11:25
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RareAcumen posted:If Resident Evil were a weirder and grosser franchise, bioweapon that creates succubi would probably be a thing already. Resident Evil x Darkstalkers crossover potential 
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Feb 4, 2021 11:31
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Archer666 posted:Resident Evil x Darkstalkers crossover potential Morrigan versus Tall Vampire Lady is a fight I want to see.
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Feb 4, 2021 11:36
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Still waiting for them to go supernatural with the main character. As far as I know, either DMC1 was supposed to be an RE game originally or something? Gimme some of that. Drag in a character who the antagonists absolutely should not have brought into this. Lemme play Point Man or Sam Gideon when the town goes to poo poo. I wanna be playing the game as someone who's absolutely clowning on the situation.
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Feb 4, 2021 11:44
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RareAcumen posted:Still waiting for them to go supernatural with the main character. As far as I know, either DMC1 was supposed to be an RE game originally or something? Gimme some of that. Drag in a character who the antagonists absolutely should not have brought into this. Lemme play Point Man or Sam Gideon when the town goes to poo poo. I wanna be playing the game as someone who's absolutely clowning on the situation. Resident Evil games being about man's science gone wrong is super important for the series. It would be terrible f they went into extra dimensions or outer space.
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Feb 4, 2021 11:55
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Not supernatural, but isn't Leon pretty much doing that already?
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Feb 4, 2021 11:56
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Cardiovorax posted:All of it. It's also exactly how Resident Evil games work, though. There will probably be a file exactly like that somewhere in the game. There usually is. titties. pasty. Wallrod fucked around with this message at 12:03 on Feb 4, 2021 |
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Feb 4, 2021 12:00
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Skwirl posted:Resident Evil games being about man's science gone wrong is super important for the series. It would be terrible f they went into extra dimensions or outer space.
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Feb 4, 2021 12:03
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Skwirl posted:Morrigan versus Tall Vampire Lady is a fight I want to see. The battle of accents.
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Feb 4, 2021 12:34
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RareAcumen posted:Still waiting for them to go supernatural with the main character. As far as I know, either DMC1 was supposed to be an RE game originally or something? Gimme some of that. Drag in a character who the antagonists absolutely should not have brought into this. Lemme play Point Man or Sam Gideon when the town goes to poo poo. I wanna be playing the game as someone who's absolutely clowning on the situation. That's RE6, where you are dashing around wrestling zombies or sliding on the ground while headshotting them.
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Feb 4, 2021 12:49
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Suplexing zombies is a proud Resident Evil tradition at this point. RE4 is fifteen years old.
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Feb 4, 2021 12:56
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Cardiovorax posted:It's more that they're consummate opportunists and figure that if their bioweapon has escaped into the wild anyway, they might as well make the most of it and observe how it behaves under real-world conditions. Umbrella itself has been defunct since before Resident Evil 4. Hilariously, it was its stocks crashing and a presidential suspension of business that did the corporation in, not any of player characters going after them. RE2: We need to go after umbrella! RE3: We need to go after umbrella! RE4: Oh yeah umbrella is already gone, anyways now we're in notspain
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Feb 4, 2021 13:23
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RareAcumen posted:Still waiting for them to go supernatural with the main character. As far as I know, either DMC1 was supposed to be an RE game originally or something? Gimme some of that. Drag in a character who the antagonists absolutely should not have brought into this. Lemme play Point Man or Sam Gideon when the town goes to poo poo. I wanna be playing the game as someone who's absolutely clowning on the situation. Ethan is actually sort of already that. He had his hand reattached with staples and was able to use it fine. He got infected like everybody else did.
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Feb 4, 2021 15:19
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Cardiovorax posted:Hilariously, it was its stocks crashing and a presidential suspension of business that did the corporation in Incidentally, that's the most unrealistic thing to ever occur in the Resident Evil universe.
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Feb 4, 2021 16:36
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Splicer posted:Who would have thought the Internet would be into a tall dominant big titty goth milf in signature headgear. Nothing could have prepared us for this. God of War tried but it only a side quest and was over-shadowed by Dads.
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Feb 4, 2021 16:49
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Do they print the giant milfs with tailoring ability built in or is there a second bioweapon that makes 9 foot dresses for the 9 foot milfmonsters?
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Feb 4, 2021 16:54
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Mordja posted:Odds are you're pushing 40 why are you talking like this Remembering years ago when a Bioware writer using "gigglesquee" as an onomatopoeia when describing how much they liked a character in a personal forum post kicked off a years-long culture war and now those same dudes are just constantly going "bideojames", "catte", "pupper", tiddy" with a blank face at their keyboards as they enter month two of publicly airing their giantess fetish.
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Feb 4, 2021 17:05
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OwlFancier posted:Do they print the giant milfs with tailoring ability built in or is there a second bioweapon that makes 9 foot dresses for the 9 foot milfmonsters? She lives in a castle man. That lady is wealthy. I'm sure she can afford a tailor. What are you gonna do, say "no" when an amazonian vampire walks into your tailor shop?
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Feb 4, 2021 17:14
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I'm sure tailors get all kinds of weird requests for custom orders. Probably doesn't even phase them.
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Feb 4, 2021 21:06
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These days it's probably their bread and butter. Not like anyone gets tailored clothes anymore for any other reason except unusual requirements.
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Feb 4, 2021 21:29
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Remembering years ago when a Bioware writer using "gigglesquee" as an onomatopoeia when describing how much they liked a character in a personal forum post kicked off a years-long culture war and now those same dudes are just constantly going "bideojames", "catte", "pupper", tiddy" with a blank face at their keyboards as they enter month two of publicly airing their giantess fetish. I think we are past the point where people pretend they aren’t horny anymore. It was inevitable really
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Feb 4, 2021 21:45
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CharlestheHammer posted:I think we are past the point where people pretend they aren’t horny anymore. It was inevitable really We live in a post-horny society
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Feb 4, 2021 21:49
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OwlFancier posted:Do they print the giant milfs with tailoring ability built in or is there a second bioweapon that makes 9 foot dresses for the 9 foot milfmonsters? She has three goth daughters. At least 2 of them have to know how to sew.
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Feb 4, 2021 21:55
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OwlFancier posted:Do they print the giant milfs with tailoring ability built in or is there a second bioweapon that makes 9 foot dresses for the 9 foot milfmonsters? are you suggesting she should just be naked instead because i'm confident a whole bunch of people online agree with you
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Feb 5, 2021 03:50
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Milves
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Feb 5, 2021 03:59
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drkeiscool posted:are you suggesting she should just be naked instead I'm just curious about the logistics of umbrella at this point. Do they have a bioweapon fashion division? Someone had to make the giant trenchcoat for mr x and the weird apron thing that nemesis wears.
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Feb 5, 2021 04:02
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Pretty good posted:Milves Milvii.
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Feb 5, 2021 04:02
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OwlFancier posted:I'm just curious about the logistics of umbrella at this point. Do they have a bioweapon fashion division? Someone had to make the giant trenchcoat for mr x and the weird apron thing that nemesis wears.
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Feb 5, 2021 04:05
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I want a game where you run the bioweapon fashion division and you have to somehow fund all the future bioweapon projects after the company collapses by becoming a fashion terror cell that has to balance between merchandising opportunities and making giant dresses for the murdermilves.
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Feb 5, 2021 04:13
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I had assumed you were making the mudermilves in order to get your designs exposure and footage on TV, so you will get orders for the smaller sizes.
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Feb 5, 2021 04:18
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I appreciate that you are pluralizing that the Tolkienian way.
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Feb 5, 2021 04:22
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I figure that like, they can't operate in the open, so they gotta make stuff on the sly, and also the other umbrella cells are like, constantly trying to strongarm them into lending support to their bioweapon projects so it's like a thing where you have to balance the budget while also keeping the various factions onside and not being discovered as the company that makes leather daddy outfits for the monster that just destroyed a small eastern european country last week.
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Feb 5, 2021 04:32
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OwlFancier posted:I'm just curious about the logistics of umbrella at this point. Do they have a bioweapon fashion division? Someone had to make the giant trenchcoat for mr x and the weird apron thing that nemesis wears. strictly speaking, she either made it herself, had her daughters make it, or some seamstress from the village (that i assume the vampires control at this point) made it for her. i know people will probably hammer you for umbrella technically not existing at this point, but i'm actually curious how blue umbrella and chris factor into the narrative. it feels kinda weird to unironically be interested in a resident evil game's story now
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Feb 5, 2021 04:34
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drkeiscool posted:it feels kinda weird to unironically be interested in a resident evil game's story now This is the true deviance in this thread.
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Feb 5, 2021 04:35
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I mean I do know that umbrella isn't supposed to exist but having never played a resident evil since nemesis or any before that, and getting all my information through bits of LPs I've watched and half remember, I assume they're like the remnant in star wars. Which is to say there is an infinite amount of secret facilities with infinite resources so even though you "won" they're never actually going away they just get a name change but you're still clearly fighting the same guys.
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Feb 5, 2021 04:36
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Correct.
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OwlFancier posted:I mean I do know that umbrella isn't supposed to exist but having never played a resident evil since nemesis or any before that, and getting all my information through bits of LPs I've watched and half remember, I assume they're like the remnant in star wars. Which is to say there is an infinite amount of secret facilities with infinite resources so even though you "won" they're never actually going away they just get a name change but you're still clearly fighting the same guys. at the risk of splitting hairs, a lot of their facilities and research is still out there, but it's more like... there's pretenders to umbrella. tricell, neo-umbrella, everything surrounding wesker and his hosed up family. it doesn't really change the narrative or gameplay that much? but like, it's there? i dunno, i still think it's kinda neat that on some silly level, umbrella actually died in some way and the bigger worldbuilding has moved on in some way because i'm just that kind of nerd
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