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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
drywood* because he drained all that cum into the biden jar

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
those are some drat good eggs, they are farm fresh from the place up the street, so they are all weird colors and one was a double yolk

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
Arghh

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


haha nice, just finished some Burial time for 90s top 40!

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

oxsnard posted:

imagine trump using a power drill or something, Or like operating the mitre saw.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/843905904395325440

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

a helpful bear posted:

I love that trump

hell yeah buddy

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



tmirp

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull



what the gently caress are you doing as a news agency if u dont at least have a file photo for one of the, what, 800 ppl max who run the gov't????

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

UFOTacoMan posted:

hell yeah buddy


Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

HookedOnChthonics posted:

what the gently caress are you doing as a news agency if u dont at least have a file photo for one of the, what, 800 ppl max who run the gov't????

or like just use the fuckin google machine

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

HookedOnChthonics posted:

what the gently caress are you doing as a news agency if u dont at least have a file photo for one of the, what, 800 ppl max who run the gov't????

the shadow government

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I hate myself so im rewatching the 1st republican presidential debate in 2015

polling as of August 4th, 2 days before the first republican primary debate on August 6th in Cleveland


introduction to the characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AlQiWatD4

quote:

The Debate drinking game courtesy of Rolling Stone
Drink THE FIRST TIME:
1. Donald Trump mentions his wealth, or how smart he is.
2. A candidate mentions Benghazi
3. A candidate says, "This president..."
4. A candidate whines about not getting called on enough.
5. Someone promises to "take America back."
6. Trump interrupts someone by saying, "Excuse me, let me answer that…"
7. Anyone mentions Hitler, Nazis or Neville Chamberlain. Includes related imagery, e.g. "ovens."
8. The crowd cheers a racist/bigoted statement by a candidate.
9. A candidate mentions his poor/hardscrabble upbringing, or a parent who "worked every day of his life."
10. A candidate talks about "stopping Hillary Clinton."
11. Anyone warns the U.S. is becoming Greece.
12. Trump refers to himself in the third person.
13. Anyone invokes St. Ronald Reagan.

Drink EVERY time a candidate:
14. Claims a positive relationship with a minority. Also known as the, "Some of my best friends are…" rule.
15. Tries to speak Spanish
16. Tries to warm up to the Ohio crowd with an awkward LeBron shout-out.

Drink EVERY TIME you hear the word(s):
17. "I'm not a scientist."
18. "You can keep your doctor."
19. "ACORN."
20. "The war on Christians."
21. "Thug."
22. "Right here in Ohio."
23. "Culture of dependency."

TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AT ANY MENTION OF:
24. "Kenya."
25. "All Lives Matter."


cspam debate thread (first debate question is page 21)
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3734918

the debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rU4W3yfd58
birth of a legend

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1357515725557096449

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



conservative are getting better at hip hop

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

oxsnard posted:

imagine trump using a power drill or something, Or like operating the mitre saw.

Trump checking circuit breakers on an electrical panel.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
"in florida they called me jeb, and I earned it"

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

one of the most successful shows in television history a uhh *checks notes* tv show that ran for a few years and peaked at #7 in its first year

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



ArmZ posted:

this is some bullshit

I mean, I think if Q-viking guy has legit religious beliefs wrt to his diet, they should be recognized (*and I'd bet he could base them in whatever nordic mythos he supports).

Same as I think Muslim prisoners should be provided a hallal diet.

Or anything in that vein.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
really when you look at the entire 70 year run of TV, The Apprentice is EASILY a top 250 TV show

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
people in their 50's still watch MASH reruns like us morons watch Seinfeld reruns but YEAH THE APPRENTICE IS AN ALL TIMER DONNIE FOR SURE, TAZE MY BALLS YOU BIG PISS BASTARD

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

:lmao:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I hate myself so im rewatching the 1st republican presidential debate in 2015

polling as of August 4th, 2 days before the first republican primary debate on August 6th in Cleveland


introduction to the characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AlQiWatD4



cspam debate thread (first debate question is page 21)
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3734918

the debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rU4W3yfd58
birth of a legend


Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

UFOTacoMan posted:

hell yeah buddy

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

32 year old Senior at Texas Tech.

That says it all.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



if the apprentice is bad then why did it get 8 emmy nominations?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
so what does it even meanfor MTG to lose her committee assignments?

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Agrajag posted:

so what does it even meanfor MTG to lose her committee assignments?

you get paid more


nope i'm dumb

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

radical meme posted:

Trump checking circuit breakers on an electrical panel.

"they should have used steam"
:smugdon:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

"GOD BLESS AMERICA"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
trumpo

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Agrajag posted:

so what does it even meanfor MTG to lose her committee assignments?

it used to be a big deal when earmarks were still a thing since that's how you were able to scam federal money to your district

now, not so much

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Agrajag posted:

so what does it even meanfor MTG to lose her committee assignments?

it's supposeed to be some punitive thing, but her entire office is a farce so now she just has more time to shitpost sociopathic poo poo while collecting her salary and fundraising

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


is this real holy poo poo wow trump you absolute lunatic

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
like imagine of the DoD was like "we're not briefing the President anymore" he'd fist pump and pencil in more golf

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao he and his dad went there together.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I hate myself so im rewatching the 1st republican presidential debate in 2015

polling as of August 4th, 2 days before the first republican primary debate on August 6th in Cleveland


introduction to the characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AlQiWatD4



cspam debate thread (first debate question is page 21)
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3734918

the debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rU4W3yfd58
birth of a legend


I remember watching that debate for the first time sitting in a hotel room jacuzzi tub and getting absolutely hammered on 22 oz IPAs. Simpler times :smith:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shear Modulus posted:

if the apprentice is bad then why did it get 8 emmy nominations?

it was up against 3 other lovely shows because they were the only ones in that made up category?

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

can i get freedom fries with that

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