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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:barf:

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syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Magicpants posted:

Jack makes you laugh and teaches you about the Lord, what a good time and a great massage

This explains a lot

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




You ever notice that people from Texas walk like this, but people from Boston, they walk like this!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol someone found what’s probably Easterby or maybe Casserios burner

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCPrepper98/with_replies

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol someone found what’s probably Easterby or maybe Casserios burner

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCPrepper98/with_replies

https://mobile.twitter.com/DustenCaballero/status/1357360239641849858

no loving way

incredible

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

lol and I was just reading the NBA thread where they were talking about burner accounts.

Great timing

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug
https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCPrepper98/status/1357041710233190403

My God.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol someone found what’s probably Easterby or maybe Casserios burner

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCPrepper98/with_replies

This a weird fucker whoever it is.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Oh look, they found another guy's burner account because his handle was conveniently made up of obscure but still publicly available information about him. And he just started tweeting the week his name came up in the news, you say? Come on now, we just went through this with Matt Patricia.

tinstaach fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Feb 5, 2021

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Caserio was hired Jan 5, that account's first tweet was Jan 8

This rules

e: Behold his first ever tweet

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCPrepper98/status/1347568023494926338

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



^^^^ :argh: ^^^^


Holy gently caress, this account was created in January 2021. His first act as GM of the Texans was to create a burner account

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
If it's not real whoever is running it sure has the "throw the player under the bus" down:





dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Sataere posted:

Holy gently caress, this account was created in January 2021. His first act as GM of the Texans was to create a burner account

To be fair the Texans 2021 PR budget is $14.88

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I loving love outed burner Twitter.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

tinstaach posted:

Oh look, they found another guy's burner account because his handle was conveniently made up of obscure but still publicly available information about him. Come on now, we just went through this with Matt Patricia.

Yeah. Has Manish taught us nothing?

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

I read these tweets and my brain is replacing Nick Caserio with Disco Stu

https://twitter.com/JohnCPrepper98/status/1350521579764121608

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/JohnCPrepper98/status/1357462468281393153?s=20

:lol:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Such as when he calls someone's mom to tell on them

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I’m so glad this was found.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


How do they all always make this exact same mistake

"Obscure" personally revealing information, careful and thorough paragraphs instead of shitposts, always towing the line personally most beneficial to them

Like presumably they think they can control the narrative through random tweets, and the next step is obviously "if this gets enough attention it'll help sway public opinion", but then they never think about "what happens if this gets enough public attention?"

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Nick Caserio's Beaker face and sanpaku eyes staring intently into his phone as he repeatedly taps out "Jack Easterby is a true friend." "Nick Caserio was a necessary hire." "The Texans will -- nay, must -- succeed."

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


He's a goddamn prepper too. He has some sort of crazy doomsday fantasy where his dungeon stash of buckets of rice helps engineer his journey into becoming Warlord of the Balcones. What were the Patriots breeding in that front office?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


"What fertile maidens await me in the doomed hellscape of the future?"

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'm curious about how your brain gets so messed up you refuse to refer to your quarterback by pronouns.

It's always 'the player' this and the player that. You can refer to Deshaun as 'he' once you've established who you're talking about, he's probably fine with that and will let you know if he isn't. Or Mr. Watson if you want to be formal or something.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Where is the prepper stuff?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Where is the prepper stuff?

It's in his name. JC Prepper 98.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Grittybeard posted:

I'm curious about how your brain gets so messed up you refuse to refer to your quarterback by pronouns.

It's always 'the player' this and the player that. You can refer to Deshaun as 'he' once you've established who you're talking about, he's probably fine with that and will let you know if he isn't. Or Mr. Watson if you want to be formal or something.

Or just call him Deshaun because that's his name

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's in his name. JC Prepper 98.

I assumed the Prepper was because he went to private school

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_School

e: LMAO THE TEAM NAME IS THE PREPPERS

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


SKULL.GIF posted:

How do they all always make this exact same mistake

Because the people making these accounts all follow the same playbook fox maximum believability

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Honestly between the JC, the Preppers, the 98 and the content of the tweets it almost feels too on the nose like it's someone trolling pretending to be a burner

Can he really have used the initials of his college, the mascot of his prep school, and his year of graduation as a username for his burner?

(probably yes)

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Intruder posted:

Can he really have used the initials of his college, the mascot of his prep school, and his year of graduation as a username for his burner?

Worked for Comey.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:


e: LMAO THE TEAM NAME IS THE PREPPERS

I LOVE THIS STORY.

Outed burner twitter is the best.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SKULL.GIF posted:

"What fertile maidens await me in the doomed hellscape of the future?"



Somebody give this googly eyes tia

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Between this and the Knicks player whose burner was found the other day, how do these guys get into million-dollar jobs with such fragile egos? Or is having a fragile ego a requirement.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

University School

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Is rich white guy dumb? Hmmmmmmmmmm

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Just how many times does he say "the media" in his tweets?

In the middle of all this, we have a standalone tweet quoting Future

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCPrepper98/status/1351873672919842820

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Guys... it's not him.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

fsif posted:

Guys... it's not him.

No, of course not

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

if it was older it might be real but it’s two days after he got hired as texans gm, it’s responding to stuff like that easterby video rather than focusing on stuff that’s critical of caserio and the texans specifically, and above and beyond anything else, it hasn’t been deleted yet despite being called out as a burner

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

fartknocker posted:

Somebody give this googly eyes tia

It's already got them

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