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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
We have come full circle...

https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1357718112599240706?s=20

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Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

thats almost 2 large boulders

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/GatorsDaily/status/1357796323907538954?s=19

HE WAS A G8OR BOI.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/dosnostalgic/status/1357798159259492352?s=21

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




They've been waiting for the next boulder to drop this whole time.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Technically a bit nws

https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1357541098185318400

E: aw the way the thumbnail embeds in the forums shows too much and gives it away
https://twitter.com/GraceSpelman/status/1356926569026052097

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz/status/1357803824409436163

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




Joke tweets are real life now.

"Here's why a character's rear end is crucial to a video game. /thread"

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I got 2 tweets in and the argument is "its not thirsty gamers and game designers, the rear end is a function of the character being genetically perfect and the pervy angles are a subtle reminder of this key narrative fact" or some such bullshit.

It's horny nerds meets viral marketing meets more horny nerds.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

'genetic perfection' means nothing because 'perfection' is subjective. what does having 'a perfect body' even mean?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

uhh, welcome to the point?

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

maybe having a perfect body means that it is able to utilize 100% of it's energy input, meaning no need to excrete waste at all, thus making the butt only vestigial extra weight

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

imagine thinking any definition of a perfect body would exclude having an outstanding rear end

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dungeon Ecology posted:

maybe having a perfect body means that it is able to utilize 100% of it's energy input, meaning no need to excrete waste at all, thus making the butt only vestigial extra weight

If you did not have a butt, how would you sit?

If anything I use my rear end for sitting more than making GBS threads so the optimal rear end is one that can sit at a wide range of distances and hold traction on any surface. The ideal rear end is therefore something like a hydraulic jack.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

i finally understand what it means to have a 'dumptruck rear end'

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

OwlFancier posted:

If you did not have a butt, how would you sit?

If anything I use my rear end for sitting more than making GBS threads so the optimal rear end is one that can sit at a wide range of distances and hold traction on any surface. The ideal rear end is therefore something like a hydraulic jack.

Baby your body is hydraulic: you can crush me like an egg and if I poke a small hole in you, all your fluids will come out and there'll be a huge goddamn mess.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/roseemojitico/status/1357769122583560192?s=21

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/philosophytube/status/1357829155593797644?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/neighbours_wifi/status/1357826659672596480

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Cocaine Bear posted:

I got 2 tweets in and the argument is "its not thirsty gamers and game designers, the rear end is a function of the character being genetically perfect and the pervy angles are a subtle reminder of this key narrative fact" or some such bullshit.

It's horny nerds meets viral marketing meets more horny nerds.

Quite the post/avatar combo you got there.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dungeon Ecology posted:

'genetic perfection' means nothing because 'perfection' is subjective. what does having 'a perfect body' even mean?

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

https://twitter.com/Henriettaspoon/status/1356565091580272645?s=19

Imagine just telling the world you've never danced all night

Wow, nice throwback well done

Oddly I was just today thinking of that same line, it just popped into my mind. Weird

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

OwlFancier posted:

If you did not have a butt, how would you sit?

A question every book publisher was not interested in when I shopped around my manuscript "I Have No Butt And I Must Poo"

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/FaoTheChee/status/1357477193195147264

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/peterrojas/status/1357443527685271554

Memento has a new favorite as of 02:36 on Feb 6, 2021

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
Super cool, but absolutely maddening to keep clean.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I assume they're in clean rooms and that the idea of a speck of dust getting anywhere near them would send the engineers into conniptions. They use dilution refridgeration which means they're at temperatures measured in the milli-Kelvin.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Look at this loser in the replies.

https://twitter.com/jaygambetta/status/1357543574959779841?s=19

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

the number of swirlies this idiot copped must be numbered in the thousands

If your chip doesn't work without all that other cool poo poo, then all that other cool poo poo is part of the computer.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


He made it unfunny just by making that observation.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:sbahj:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/TweetChizone/status/1357754823043653633

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/septi_002/status/1357390051517292544

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Lol that’s the VP of IBM’s quantum computing dept.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/DancerOnFilm/status/1356935473860599808

e: Check the replies to this post. One nearly made me choke on oatmeal.

https://twitter.com/SenAmandaChase/status/1357740302631661570

e: Sadly, the second is a parody account.

Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 18:10 on Feb 6, 2021

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Apparently this person lives in the lab in From Beyond.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/maisondecris/status/1357880462853640194?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TristanAlva/status/1357823396533334023

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/AetiusRF/status/1358001618067853314

Thinking about becoming the worst rear end in a top hat on the planet, as a bit

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

They're waiting for you, Gordon... in the test chamber.

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