Insertnamehere31 posted:

Glad shaggy getting paid on 2021

Unless he did something bad

whos that broooown posted:

It wasn't him

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

i'm making a bunch of money on weed stocks and dogecoin

the future is so insanely stupid. just imagine the stupidest thing that could possibly loving happen and assume it will, because that's how shits gone for the past few years.

Outrail posted:

Holdup. Is dogecoin and actual read thing? I thought it was a spoof jokeword for bitcoin.

Outrail posted:

Holdup. Is dogecoin and actual read thing? I thought it was a spoof jokeword for bitcoin.

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

the future is so insanely stupid.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

The partner of a friend of mine found out that the new hire in the bakery they ran
A: Applied under a pseudonym
B: Killed and ate someone on a Greyhound bus
C: Does not actually have baking experience

Ventral EggSac posted:

Holy loving poo poo, how long was that bus ride!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

It was a nightmare. He didn't even know what a proofing rack was for.

RFC2324 posted:

It started a a joke making fun of bitcoin, but was always a real thing.

The fact that its apparently the biggest bitcoin competitor now is just peak 2020

RFC2324 posted:

It started a a joke making fun of bitcoin, but was always a real thing.

The fact that its apparently the biggest bitcoin competitor now is just peak 2020

Jedit posted:

Made even more surprising as it is 2021.

Platystemon posted:

It’s supposed to depict a mask.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Or Geordi La Forge's visor

Marcade posted:

I never noticed Geordi being cockeyed though?

Jedit posted:

Made even more surprising as it is 2021.

frankenfreak posted:

"2020" is a term for the coronavirus era, similar to the "long nineteenth century"

Aphrodite posted:

Dogecoin generates 10000 new coins every minute or something like that. It's designed so that it can't gain any real value long term.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Wait, really? Then why does my idiot Elon Musk fanboy old college classmate think he's making out like a bandit? If I can mock him for something specific it'll be a lot more fun.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

idiot

ultrafilter posted:

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Wait, really? Then why does my idiot Elon Musk fanboy old college classmate think he's making out like a bandit? If I can mock him for something specific it'll be a lot more fun.

Marcade posted:

Or Cosbycoin, but that's, uh, problematic these days.

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

One of my coworkers is in his mid to late 40s. He was convinced as a young man that he would not live to see 40 as no male in the last two generations of his family had. He currently claims to have approximately $110,000 in credit and retail card debt for things such as two brand new Harley Davison motorcycles and an $8,000 lizard. He swears they live completely off of their credit cards and just pay their entire paycheck to the cc companies. I have no idea how he found a woman to go along with this.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

What the gently caress kinda lizard costs $8000

Phy posted:

8k monitors, obviously

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I see that you edited your post but I literally cannot conceive how this could be the "improved" version

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

just a solid burn

Herbicidal Maniac posted:

We do wild things with frogs. As an undergrad, I did an experiment where I injected frogs with human gonadotropin to induce sexytimes with dogs and gathered their eggs (with a turkey baster). Taking these fertilized eggs, at certain times, I killed them with cytochalasin B. Then I stained them with a fluorescent dye from jellyfish to capture pictures of cellular mitosis in action. Got to see the various stages of cell separation. Pretty neat stuff.

ante posted:

Art school undergrads have way too much time on their hands

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

Actually, considering the posts in this thread, especially after I've made Herculean efforts to meet you half way, I'm considering closing CSPAM altogether. I thought giving you top-level status might be enough to pacify the more enthusiastic members of the succ zone clique, but you've decided to once again bite my hand.

I'm going to take a walk and think through this. But consider yourself on notice.

little munchkin posted:

back in the day to be a troll you had to work really hard. weaving elaborate webs of lies and deceit, say the most heinous things possible and then reverse-engineer a moral justification for it, etc. nowadays you just have make extremely sincere posts such as "i don't think inhaling compressed air will promote muscle growth, exercise would probably work better" and thousands of people will get really mad and start sending you death threats, etc.

Brute Squad posted:

PACarMANd posted:

JCHS in little Caldwell NJ, has some ridiculous rules to their resume.

1.No Hats: When I was a freshman coming into the highschool, hats were perfectly acceptable in the learning environment. Towards my junior year they were simply outlawed. For no particular reason either. The administration and staff just doesn't allow it. I mean to some this may not seem like such a big deal, but to us "hat people", taking away our hats is like taking off our shirts, we feel naked.

2.No Drug/Alcohol on Clothing: Last time I checked, this is America. An in America we have a little something called freedom of expression. Now drugs and alcohol may not be deemed school appropriate, but its the principle that matters. All our school lives we are taught that we have more freedom to make choices, and basically say what we want, how can we flex these rights if they're taken away from us?

Now a little more interesting...

3.Pledging the Flag My first period teacher threatens to "write me up", If I do not stand during the pledge of allegiance. She sees it as being defiant and unpatriotic towards ones country. I on the other hand do not see the pledge to be constitutional in any way ("under god", and making an idol of the flag). What I wonder is if I can even truly get in trouble for not standing? They'd probably write that i was insubordinate to a teachers authority.

4.Calling Teacher by First Name This ones ticks me off a little more than the
others. Since when the gently caress am i not allowed to call someone by there first name? Teacher or not? I actually got a couple of saturday detentions for this "heinous act". My principal actually had the nerve to explain to me that the administration are better than me, and that i am a lesser human being. gently caress That.

My rant of stupid school rules is probably petty and childish to some of yours...

So be at thee, i want to see poo poo that makes my eyes bleed!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted:

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Back when I was a kid, my great grandmother clipped out Modesty Blaise from the newspapers every day and stored the comics in big photo albums, the kind with sticky pages and those weird transparent cover flaps on every page.

I always assumed it was just a very milquetoast old people's comic but turns out great grandma was a god drat sex maniac.

EorayMel posted:

Blistex posted:

Someone gives you a money making machine that prints a steady stream of legal tender (dozens of $100 bills every minute). There is a dick sized hole in the side of the machine. The vendor informs you that sticking your dick in there will not only destroy the machine it will also mangle your penis, and permanently prevent you from earning any appreciable amount of money in the future.

You turn the machine on, and in a few seconds you've made more money than any single day in your life. You're set, and the machine is certified to work continuously for at least a few years. You're guaranteed to become more wealthy than you thought possible. All you have to do is stand back and let it do its magic.

You place the head of your penis just a tiny bit inside the hole. The machine sputters a little as a thin sliced of your penis is removed by a spinning metal gear. A few bills the machine spits out are useless, but it appears to be fixed now. Wait! It's now working noticably slower. You're still guaranteed to be rich, but not as rich, and not as fast.

You call the support line and they tell you that another attempt will certainly destroy the machine. It will never print out another bill.

You stand back and contemplate the situation. The money you are making. The financial security. The fact that you no longer have to do low paying gig jobs. You look down at your slightly damaged, yet very sore penis. You're reminded that there are two very serious consequences if you. . .

<spits on hand>