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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The internet forcing Jo Swindon to go on live TV and say she didn't advocate squirrel murder

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Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Mike Gapes

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
humiliation for loser clegg

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Crush the Saboteurs!

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Who was the British politician that was asked a question by a reporter and his answer was to just stare at the reporter. Finally the reporter was like uh dude I asked you question and the guy was like "I've given you the answer you deserve"

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Who was the British politician that was asked a question by a reporter and his answer was to just stare at the reporter. Finally the reporter was like uh dude I asked you question and the guy was like "I've given you the answer you deserve"

that was tony abbott (google you're not saying anything tony)

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Who was the British politician that was asked a question by a reporter and his answer was to just stare at the reporter. Finally the reporter was like uh dude I asked you question and the guy was like "I've given you the answer you deserve"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC0thT7hiDQ

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
:lol::lol::lol: God drat

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
the previous dem candidate for FL gov got honeypotted with Hamilton tickets

https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/10/23/records-show-fbi-agents-gave-andrew-gillum-tickets-to-hamilton-in-2016/

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Trump losing the Mandate of Heaven.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 58 minutes!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

was that the escort who OD on meth?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 58 minutes!

Tricky D posted:

was that the escort who OD on meth?

yup

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
i thought about bringing that up too, but it doesn't have the same cachet post Joe Exotic

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Tricky D posted:

i thought about bringing that up too, but it doesn't have the same cachet post Joe Exotic

are you sure about that

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
no. i am not.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

As a Floridian, I'd still vote for Gillum over DeSantis. A methed up bi hooker lover is the perfect representation of Florida.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

gradenko_2000 posted:

humiliation for loser clegg

nick clegg almost certainly has more power now than at any point in his parliamentary political career

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

dick cheney shot a guy in the face while quail hunting lmao

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

the dude that got shot in the face apologized

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

why do so many dems kill their male escorts with overdoses

If you mention this fact you automatically look like a Q conspiracy nut but it is a little weird that that Big Democract Donor in cali got to kill like 3 people before anyone noticed

edit: from wikipedia

Two African-American men have been discovered dead in Buck's West Hollywood home since 2017 due to drug overdoses. Several reports indicated that Buck had a history of bringing African-American men to his house, where he would reportedly inject them with high doses of crystal methamphetamine for sexual gratification

edit2: it's very weird that both sentences make doubly sure you know the race of the victims

edit3: he came out at age 16 but was a republican donor until 1988 wtf?

Antonymous has issued a correction as of 21:38 on Feb 8, 2021

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

It's not weird, it's Florida. Here in South Florida, a large part of our Black community has Jamaican and Haitian heritage (or are first gens themselves) and, semantics of 'well they came from Africa, then to Jamaica/Haiti, then their descendants came to America!' aside, it's safe to say that the Black community down here really doesn't identify with the term African American.

But I'll bet you could take a real good guess at what 'African American' is standing in for!

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Antonymous posted:

why do so many dems kill their male escorts with overdoses

If you mention this fact you automatically look like a Q conspiracy nut but it is a little weird that that Big Democract Donor in cali got to kill like 3 people before anyone noticed

edit: from wikipedia

Two African-American men have been discovered dead in Buck's West Hollywood home since 2017 due to drug overdoses. Several reports indicated that Buck had a history of bringing African-American men to his house, where he would reportedly inject them with high doses of crystal methamphetamine for sexual gratification

edit2: it's very weird that both sentences make doubly sure you know the race of the victims

edit3: he came out at age 16 but was a republican donor until 1988 wtf?

and he’s named buck...very bad optics

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
it's cliche to be caught with a dead girl or a live boy

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Lib and let die posted:

It's not weird, it's Florida. Here in South Florida, a large part of our Black community has Jamaican and Haitian heritage (or are first gens themselves) and, semantics of 'well they came from Africa, then to Jamaica/Haiti, then their descendants came to America!' aside, it's safe to say that the Black community down here really doesn't identify with the term African American.

But I'll bet you could take a real good guess at what 'African American' is standing in for!

they guy in the thing I'm quoting is white and lived in west hollywood but yeah it's just people forgetting there's not supposed to be an american racial hierarchy anymore

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Lib and let die posted:

It's not weird, it's Florida. Here in South Florida, a large part of our Black community has Jamaican and Haitian heritage (or are first gens themselves) and, semantics of 'well they came from Africa, then to Jamaica/Haiti, then their descendants came to America!' aside, it's safe to say that the Black community down here really doesn't identify with the term African American.

But I'll bet you could take a real good guess at what 'African American' is standing in for!

what is African American standing in for

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Lethbridge, Alberta councilwoman spent a week partying in Las Vegas and them pretended she was kidnapped.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dar_Heatherington

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

lmao I forgot about tone. i know a guy (that works in construction and votes libs lol but that's another story) that said he missed tony abbott

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/jacob__posts/status/1358654560152256517?s=21

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Antonymous posted:

edit2: it's very weird that both sentences make doubly sure you know the race of the victims

very racist imo

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

my hatred for him is unfathomable

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

GalacticAcid posted:

my hatred for him is unfathomable

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

GalacticAcid posted:

my hatred for him is unfathomable

hahaha drat bro turn your monitor on or something

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Antonymous posted:

why do so many dems kill their male escorts with overdoses

If you mention this fact you automatically look like a Q conspiracy nut but it is a little weird that that Big Democract Donor in cali got to kill like 3 people before anyone noticed

edit: from wikipedia

Two African-American men have been discovered dead in Buck's West Hollywood home since 2017 due to drug overdoses. Several reports indicated that Buck had a history of bringing African-American men to his house, where he would reportedly inject them with high doses of crystal methamphetamine for sexual gratification

edit2: it's very weird that both sentences make doubly sure you know the race of the victims

edit3: he came out at age 16 but was a republican donor until 1988 wtf?

get thee to the Epstein thread

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 58 minutes!

Lib and let die posted:

As a Floridian, I'd still vote for Gillum over DeSantis. A methed up bi hooker lover is the perfect representation of Florida.

he legitimately would have done a better job. even if he was railing meth from the guys dick in the governor's office. desantis is a fuckhead

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

MikeCrotch posted:

The internet forcing Jo Swindon to go on live TV and say she didn't advocate squirrel murder

The Lib Dems only lost one seat in that election, and it turned out to be hers :lol:

Killin_Like_Bronson posted:

Lethbridge, Alberta councilwoman spent a week partying in Las Vegas and them pretended she was kidnapped.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dar_Heatherington

Also that one governor or congressman from the bible belt who disappeared for like a week and then it turned out he was with his mistress

He won re-election

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Feldegast42 posted:

The Lib Dems only lost one seat in that election, and it turned out to be hers :lol:


Also that one governor or congressman from the bible belt who disappeared for like a week and then it turned out he was with his mistress

He won re-election

He finished his governorship, and was later elected to Congress when it died down :science:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I am literally Jeffrey Epstein

(jk, not really)

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Private Cumshoe posted:

He finished his governorship, and was later elected to Congress when it died down :science:

I lived in South Carolina when this happened and a few days before it hit national news the local news on NPR were running bits “where is the governor” on the hour. It was a funny and surreal thing to experience unfold. First he was hiking. Then his wife was releasing a clearly annoyed statement. Then a local reporter on a hunch bought the cheapest airplane ticket she could get and stood outside the gate of a plane coming in from Argentina and sure enough he was on it. Then it hit national news and the rest is history.

I really felt like a part of something that weekend, ya know

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Spergin Morlock posted:

he legitimately would have done a better job. even if he was railing meth from the guys dick in the governor's office. desantis is a fuckhead

But he went to harvard!

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