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Feb 9, 2021 06:14
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Feb 9, 2021 08:27
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I made mince disappointment for dinner the other night, it was pretty good.
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Feb 9, 2021 08:29
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They actually do! For 2 months now. https://zodiackillerfacts.com/news-and-updates/breaking-news-the-zodiacs-340-cipher-has-been-solved/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1oQLPRE21o
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Feb 9, 2021 08:34
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Wait, the Brits stole the idea of the Groningen fried egg ball?
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Feb 9, 2021 08:39
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Carbon dioxide posted:Wait, the Brits stole the idea of the Groningen fried egg ball? Not quite, a scotch egg is surrounded by minced pork in breadcrumbs rather than stuffing and they're generally baked and served cold as a finger food rather than deep fried.
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Feb 9, 2021 09:27
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Feb 9, 2021 09:43
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This thread has taught me that when I see Bruce Campbell, I read things in his voice. They're aren't many actors I do that with.
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Feb 9, 2021 09:48
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DicktheCat posted:This thread has taught me that when I see Bruce Campbell, I read things in his voice.  Is that so?
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:
Huh, for some reason he's kinda muffled.
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Feb 9, 2021 10:05
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:
*rambles scottishly in tax avoidance and wife beating*
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:
Is that sho?
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https://youtu.be/YGqdjaz2Upg
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"hey, you wanna buy some antidepressants?" https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1359079684097646597
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Feb 9, 2021 13:20
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Probably using this term wrong, but are there DMs grognards enough to present the players with a bounty of such gold but not allow them to have it because the limitation of carrying capacity? Is there a carrying capacity for currency in D&D, even?
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Feb 9, 2021 13:21
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Yes Nobody ever uses it unless people say dumb poo poo like "i lift the pyramid" Or how you mentioned, simulationist grognards
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Feb 9, 2021 13:23
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All you gotta do is have a magic coin pouch that just warps coins to your bank or whatever. Also it doesn't accept anything but coins. Problem solved. My buddy thought up a DnD cursed item once: Socks of too much comfort. You put em on, and they're really comfy and you can never remove them, and it's like a problem after a long time as you can't take them off for any reason due to the level of comfort. maybe the socks were just an analogy for heroin, who knows.
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Feb 9, 2021 13:26
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toanoradian posted:Probably using this term wrong, but are there DMs grognards enough to present the players with a bounty of such gold but not allow them to have it because the limitation of carrying capacity? Stick it in the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynkOHDciqpc Like if you are playing a ~realism heavy~ campaign it might come up, but you can handwave a lot of things away because who wants to deal with it.
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Feb 9, 2021 13:29
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I once put a giant door of solid adamantine in a dungeon and several players spent a bit of time trying to figure out how to get it back to town but I was pretty sure they couldn't. You never know what people will come up with though. They didn't.
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Feb 9, 2021 13:32
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I'm pretty sure gold can be converted into (weightless) XP at will, just do that?
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Feb 9, 2021 13:35
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DM: you absolute rubes, there's no such thing as magic, but that dragon is very real, you're all so loving dead, and stupid.
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Feb 9, 2021 13:37
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toanoradian posted:Probably using this term wrong, but are there DMs grognards enough to present the players with a bounty of such gold but not allow them to have it because the limitation of carrying capacity? There are people who absolutely live for keeping obsessive track of carrying capacity and treating DnD as a logistics puzzle. It was more of a thing when the game started in the 70s but people do still play that way. There are games out there with great rules that you can follow to the letter and still have a great time; the current edition of DnD is instead a kludge of several decades of revision and trying to appeal to as many people as possible (not helped by people using DnD instead of a game that might be better suited to the gameplay they want) to the point that if you're starting with a new group exactly how much you should give a poo poo about how much your coins weigh is a big toss-up. I think this counts as both a meme and a one-page RPG. 
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Feb 9, 2021 13:40
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Carbon dioxide posted:Wait, the Brits stole the idea of the Groningen fried egg ball? The Dutch have no culture, and the North has even less.
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Feb 9, 2021 15:05
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My brain mistook that for “groin injured egg” and now refuses to see anything but.
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Feb 9, 2021 15:06
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The only sea shanty worth singing. Part 1: https://www.tiktok.com/@commasandampersands/video/6926427028296092929 Part 2: https://www.tiktok.com/@commasandampersands/video/6926804007658818818 Part 3: https://www.tiktok.com/@commasandampersands/video/6927012546578861314
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The Bloop posted:I once put a giant door of solid adamantine in a dungeon and several players spent a bit of time trying to figure out how to get it back to town but I was pretty sure they couldn't. I think I recall tomb of horrors has big adamantine doors too, and some people "beat" the adventure by successfully taking the doors and going home, so I don't blame em for tryin.
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Zoig posted:I think I recall tomb of horrors has big adamantine doors too, and some people "beat" the adventure by successfully taking the doors and going home, so I don't blame em for tryin. Started in on a "what if I turn this bag of holding inside-out" type discussion so the temple started collapsing....
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toanoradian posted:Probably using this term wrong, but are there DMs grognards enough to present the players with a bounty of such gold but not allow them to have it because the limitation of carrying capacity? The DLC for Fallout: New Vegas was pretty good.   
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I usually only do the How are you gonna carry all that gold only if it a gently caress ton. Like they open a large chest packed with gold, oh thats like 2000 gold or something just put that in you bag. If its like the hoard at the end of Dragons Lair then lets see what kinda bag space you have. Your still gonna make out fabulously wealthy but i like them coming up with fun ideas to get as much as possible.
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Feb 9, 2021 15:39
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Hihohe posted:I usually only do the How Oo I like How.
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Feb 9, 2021 15:46
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Melt the gold into a giant ball and roll it out
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It's easier to just build a city around the treasure than to transport it to the city. Send someone out with a few hundo gold to get some carpenters etc. (I have no idea how much a gold is worth in Dungeons & Dragons but to me it sounds like 6000 gold should be an immense amount of money, like several kings' ransoms, that has no right being carried around in a bag of monies. Unless gold is like a super common metal on Dungeons & Dragons, in which case why the gently caress are they minting money out of it?) e: wait, 120 lbs is like 50 kg? Don't the fuckers have a horse or a mule? Did the idiot hell adventurers walk to the scene of the crime? Lmao. 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 15:53 on Feb 9, 2021 |
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Feb 9, 2021 15:50
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Infinitum posted:Melt the gold into a giant ball and roll it out If your GM can't come up with ways that pushing a big, heavy ball of gold through a trap-filled dungeon leads to Wile E. Coyote-style hijinks then they're really not trying hard enough.
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adventurers having huge rear end treasures that they can't carry easily is part of the fun. it can lead to decent comedy in the right groups eg. Infinitum posted:Melt the gold into a giant ball and roll it out 3D Megadoodoo posted:It's easier to just build a city around the treasure than to transport it to the city. Send someone out with a few hundo gold to get some carpenters etc. good games aren't about grinding, if you're into that, just play video games Whybird posted:If your GM can't come up with ways that pushing a big, heavy ball of gold through a trap-filled dungeon leads to Wile E. Coyote-style hijinks then they're really not trying hard enough. exactly
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Seriously though 50 kg is light enough that you'd easily just slap some wooden runners under the chest and pull it out of the dungeon behind you with rope. (Don't have rope? The gently caress kind of adventurer are you?)
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3D Megadoodoo posted:It's easier to just build a city around the treasure than to transport it to the city. Send someone out with a few hundo gold to get some carpenters etc. Coins were big and not worth that much.
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