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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

kupachek posted:

Did you happen to glance at the "Archie Vs Predator" issues?

The Archie/Ramones one wasn't very good, nor were the other more recent crossovers. Not that the Punisher one was, but, it was unique enough it stood on its own.

Oh yes, I read that one. loving lol, that ending. And there's apparently a sequel!

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WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Herstrology

e: Estrology

e2: Astrologyne

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 13:57 on Feb 9, 2021

1
Feb 28, 2007

1️⃣
Just another number.

Phlegmish posted:

Herstrology

e: Estrology

e2: Astrologyne

Astwomancy
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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

1 posted:

Astwomancy
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It's not only a good joke, "astromancy" perhaps a better word for what astrology is now

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


8-Year-Old Calls Out NPR For Lack Of Dinosaur Stories

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Attaboy, kid. :3:

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Garda Ombudsman receives complaints from members of public about Jerusalema dance video

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


In Spider-Man's defense that is a gift to be shared with the world.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh so thats how he makes his own web

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

1 posted:

Astwomancy
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:golfclap:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh so thats how he makes his own web

Of course it is

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



This would also explain why there's been no Spiderwoman

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

there have been like 5 different spiderwomen

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Alaois posted:

there have been like 5 different spiderwomen
There are literally binders full of spiderwomen

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Do they have a statue with an erect penis?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man posted:

Do they have a statue with an erect penis?

Yes but it's at my house and you can't see it

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/1359933021835714564?s=21

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
That’s a bigger cock than I had expected, considering all the guns.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

AlbieQuirky posted:

That’s a bigger cock than I had expected, considering all the guns.

They don't believe in going off half-cocked.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Look out! Here cums the Spider-Man!

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

Look out! Here cums the Spider-Man!

It wouldn't be any more biologically insccurate then shooting webs from his wrists.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Carthag Tuek posted:

Somewhere, I have a receipt for a mcd or bk meal + 30 cheeseburgers that I bought when very drungy

It took like 5 days to eat them and they got very stale even in the fridge

I completely understand this impulse and I respect you for persevering

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Honestly I'm surprised that the country where high school dudes jerk eachother off without thinking it's gay have an issue with any depictions of dicks

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Aesop Poprock posted:

Honestly I'm surprised that the country where high school dudes jerk eachother off without thinking it's gay have an issue with any depictions of dicks

Sorry, not a penis-haver, but I don't understand how if you're not gay getting a handy from another dude would be better than just masturbating? A blow job, okay, that's something you can't do yourself. But presumably your hand knows how to work your dick real good and is well suited to the job.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I swear to God it was posted on here at some point but there was a story from an American English teacher at a korean highschool about how students there couldn't stop jerking each other off but googling "Korean teens jerk each other off" just lead to a million porn sites

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
They have to sit on their hands for a half hour until theyre numb

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Facebook Aunt posted:

Sorry, not a penis-haver, but I don't understand how if you're not gay getting a handy from another dude would be better than just masturbating? A blow job, okay, that's something you can't do yourself. But presumably your hand knows how to work your dick real good and is well suited to the job.

I am trying to ....be better. Please bear with me.



Can you tell me where you are having a problem with the concept of " It can feel good to have another human being touch you"?
Do you struggle with the idea that two of the same scenario can be completely different, based on one persons feelings and/or emotions at the time?

Help me....help you!

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Sorry, not a penis-haver, but I don't understand how if you're not gay getting a handy from another dude would be better than just masturbating? A blow job, okay, that's something you can't do yourself. But presumably your hand knows how to work your dick real good and is well suited to the job.

I think you have to entirely seperate the idea of being stimulated manually by someone of the same gender from the social stigma of homosexuality.

Ever masturbate because you're bored?

What if you're bored and you're chillin with your friends?

What separates the idea of jerkin' it cause you're bored; with you and your friend jerkin' each other cause you're both bored, if you remove the cultural stigma that homosexual contact of any kind is bad?

In terms of appeal, getting your genitals stimulated by someone else is at the very least novel, in the same vein that someone might use a new toy or technique to masturbate.

If you and your friends don't J.O. each other, how will you possibly recharge your crystals?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Elviscat posted:

If you and your friends don't J.O. each other, how will you possibly recharge your crystals?

I thought everyone was using a for-hire 3rd party service for this now? You know, the guy that walks down the street with his cart, ringing his bell, one-hour JO crystal recharges while you wait, that sort of thing.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



remember to tip your JO guy in cash, not through the app

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I thought everyone was using a for-hire 3rd party service for this now? You know, the guy that walks down the street with his cart, ringing his bell, one-hour JO crystal recharges while you wait, that sort of thing.

Look, those 3rd party apps are super unethical, they refuse to let their employees organize, they're union nut-busters.

Sure they're way better than J.O.ing under the influence, but you have to consider the true cost. What if your 3rd party J.O. crystal charger runs red lights on their way over to charge your crystals, just so they can earn a living wage?

Support you local J.O. crystal chargers to the maximum extent possible, only use the J.O. crystal apps if it's a necessity, I'm begging you.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Look at these grandpas still jerking off with their dads old crystals when fiber optic cables are so much more effective

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Carthag Tuek posted:

remember to tip your JO guy in cash, not through the app

Goons and circumcision derails never end.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Johnny Aztec posted:

I am trying to ....be better. Please bear with me.



Can you tell me where you are having a problem with the concept of " It can feel good to have another human being touch you"?
Do you struggle with the idea that two of the same scenario can be completely different, based on one persons feelings and/or emotions at the time?

Help me....help you!

This is where the “if you’re not gay” part of the question comes in

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Henchman of Santa posted:

This is where the “if you’re not gay” part of the question comes in

Postwar boomer homophobia pretty much annihilated the whole concept of close male friendship and emotional support, and people are only barely starting the process of reinventing it from scratch.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Postwar boomer homophobia pretty much annihilated the whole concept of close male friendship and emotional support, and people are only barely starting the process of reinventing it from scratch.

"Gotta start all over again. Where do we start?"
"...jacking each other off?"
"Great minds, bro."

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I can't be the only one who remembers this story. It literally ended with the teacher giving a sentimental reflection on something in his life and one dude saying "teacher that's gay" while giving his classmate a handjob under the desk

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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

You know those videos on pornhub aren't documentaries right

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