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Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva

Grouchio posted:

How's the trial going, since I'm not watching it?


Reasons not to impeach Donald Trump, according to Bruce Castor:
1.) the British precedents shouldn't matter, despite being discussed during the constitutional convention.
2.) Senators are patriots, just really great dudes, I listened to a Senator on a record as a kid, really good stuff.
3.) You'll get voted out if you do it.
4.) We'll impeach Eric Holder next time we get the House, he's very "articulate", right?
5.) Don't you guys have something better to do?

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Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Grouchio posted:

How's the trial going, since I'm not watching it?

The Dems did an amazing job honestly. Trump's guys are doing the job of giving the GOP cover to just put up their hands and saying they don't have the authority to convict.

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1359226363543236613

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Going over the merits of the word "THE" in regards to the Office of the President.

Edit: KENNETH STAR IS A loving JUDGE NOW? THAT SLIMEY POS? Or another Ken Starr?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Jiro posted:

Going over the merits of the word "THE" in regards to the Office of the President.

Well Clinton's impeachment clarified what "is" is but the jury is still out on "the".

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost
Ken Starr. Drink.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Chuck Bartowski posted:

It's a smokescreen. The outcome is pre-determined, so why would Trump send anyone but two rubes to go and make fraudulent statements and bad-faith arguments?

i mean, who else does he have at this point anyways

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Only about 12 minutes left before his time is up.

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1359257561728487425

Chuck Bartowski
Apr 14, 2006

Working on my five-year plan, just need to choose a font.



alf_pogs posted:

i mean, who else does he have at this point anyways

He just got two more attorneys apparently:

https://twitter.com/PhillyDailyNews/status/1359256425378308103

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Thom12255 posted:

Only about 12 minutes left before his time is up.

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1359257561728487425

Jimmy's probably like "bring it on".

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Looks like John Goodman put all that weight back on and then some

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I mean if they're going to parse text this much, Trump should have just hired Magic: The Gathering rules experts to argue which effects go on the stack first before combat damage is dealt in relation to the events that happened on January 6th.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Jiro posted:

I mean if they're going to parse text this much, Trump should have just hired Magic: The Gathering rules experts to argue which effects go on the stack first before combat damage is dealt in relation to the events that happened on January 6th.

One MTG lunatic in congress is enough already thank you.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
According to this argument, if you take an oath to "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution" you're only bound by it if an action simultaneously does all three.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

nine-gear crow posted:

One MTG lunatic in congress is enough already thank you.

:golfclap:

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
The First Amendment says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances", therefore you have no right to petition unless you're simultaneously peaceably assembling.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING
Impeaching a president represents a "fear of democracy?"

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Schoen is a prime example of lawyers who are addicted to arguing and being contrary, while trying to claim it's in pursuit of some kind of morals.

SwimNurd
Oct 28, 2007

mememememe

Wait so impeaching the president for inciting a riot to install him as a dictator is "fear of democracy?" Cool.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

nine-gear crow posted:

One MTG lunatic in congress is enough already thank you.

Oh God really? Who is it?

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Jiro posted:

Oh God really? Who is it?

Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Q-Anon lady.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Jiro posted:

Oh God really? Who is it?

Marjorie Taylor-Greene. :thejoke:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
*Starts tearing up, hands shaking, peering at piece of paper* : The owl and the pussycat went to sea ... In a beautiful peagreen boat :reddit:

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Why is he reading poetry?

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
Republicans - "The president cannot be prosecuted for crimes that he commits while in office, Impeachment is the solution"

Also Republicans - "A president cannot be impeached for crimes he commits while in office"

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1359260770320670723

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING
Ah, the ol' "Sea Shanty Defense."

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Velocity Raptor posted:

Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Q-Anon lady.

Hahahahahahahaha

PT6A posted:

Marjorie Taylor-Greene. :thejoke:


Yes I get it, it's still funny

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/1359261132058484737

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



"please hire me the chubby cenobite from hellraiser"

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The full video shown by the impeachment manager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9VfKT4yAA

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
"This has been the most bipartisan impeachment in the history of the US, and nothing is more bipartisan than the desire to recess"

[audible groaning]

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1359261528088838154

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/1359261911104311306

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

That stenographer has to STAND with that typing machine slung on her and in heels??? That loving sucks.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Jiro posted:

That stenographer has to STAND with that typing machine slung on her and in heels??? That loving sucks.

They swap people out every few minutes.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Jiro posted:

That stenographer has to STAND with that typing machine slung on her and in heels??? That loving sucks.

She also sells candy and peanuts from it during breaks

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Mitch voted no. It is entirely his responsibility that it doesn't meet his idea of it being constitutional.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
Ben Sasse vote yes?!

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING
Romney votes Aye.

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Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Mooseontheloose posted:

Ben Sasse vote yes?!

Sasse has been on the anti-Trump side since the 6th.

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1359262567596752898

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