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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



woof

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Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
I don't know why I botched the reading of that cartoon so badly, I guess I just started from "rock breaks scissors so silver destroyed regulatory agencies somehow?"

jjack229 posted:

That helps some. Is he pro regulatory agencies in this cartoon? I thought the conservative line was that regulations are hindering the market, but this reading implies that they help the market.

Unless he he pro holding down the price of silver, so it is good that the agencies are broken.

Ben is consistently anti Wall Street, and he wants a gold/silver standard (or at least thinks it's more valuable than dollars) so he definitely wants the price of silver to rise. He even did a cartoon about how mean ol' JP Morgan is artificially keeping the price of silver low unfairly. So he's pro regulatory agencies in this cartoon, because he wants them to stop naked short selling (he complained about that in the Gamestop cartoons too).

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


The patheticness of this reminds me of Yakov Smirnoff trying to keep his act going after the collapse of the Soviet Union. He's making up an extended universe of trump insults.

Maybe trump can start faxing Ben his lists of daily tweets that he writes down but can't post anywhere.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

ben just doesnt hit like he used to

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun
wondering if he's proposing that North Carolina and South Carolina secede, or if California secedes and then breaks into two states, because I can see him wanting either one

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Ben, hon are you doing ok?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I mean yeah all the Founding Father reverence culture is dumb as poo poo but I wouldn't have expected Ben to be the one to say that

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
weird he’s jacking off Texas’ hemipene when he lives in Montana last I remember

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

The Chairman posted:

wondering if he's proposing that North Carolina and South Carolina secede, or if California secedes and then breaks into two states, because I can see him wanting either one

It's definitely Northern California and Southern California; look at the positioning of the pieces, they're all analogous to their positioning on a political map of the U.S.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
He's probably one of the people who believes in that "Texas is legally allowed to secede at any time, it was part of their conditions for joining the US" claim.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Adding another head ruins the metaphor, Benny boy.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

people that dont live in texas sure spend alot of time fantasizing about texas seceding

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Sir Tonk posted:

people that dont live in texas sure spend alot of time fantasizing about texas seceding

So do some people who do live in Texas.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

people that dont live in texas sure spend alot of time fantasizing about texas seceding

I don't even live in the country and I want to see and laugh at it

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011


As a I recall, we did such a poo poo job at being a republic that we had to beg America to annex us. Funny how people forget that.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/1358208128295309313

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Cloks posted:

Adding another head ruins the metaphor, Benny boy.

it is a masturbatory oroborus where libs and conservatives make out with each other in the name of satisfying the conservatives. agc

Superanos
Nov 13, 2009



it's always 1984

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Superanos posted:



it's always 1984

I can't even AGC this because of how far off his assessment of the Dems is

they're not anywhere NEAR this cool

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Superanos posted:



it's always 1984

I want to live in branco's fantasy dem reality

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
wait is he saying communism by Marx isn’t like 1984?

that’s weirdly progressive for him

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

loquacius posted:

I can't even AGC this because of how far off his assessment of the Dems is

they're not anywhere NEAR this cool

Dems are more interested in building a surveillance state than anything tenously related to socialism; checks out for me

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
ah back to the good old JEW MASTERMIND PULLING OUR STRINGS

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
kamala Harris the sinister backup pen

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

Garrison still can’t draw hands for poo poo.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
:hmmyes:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
AMERICA

LAST

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Wanna know what we're supposed to be first and last in before I sign onto any more personality cults

I would like to live in an America that is last in obesity rates but that isn't going to happen any time soon probably

edit: just to be clear it is not out of enmity for other countries, I think America should be last in obesity in a list of Very Healthy And Cool Countries which in my opinion, is all of them.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

AMERICA

LAST

Inshallah baby!~

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

guess we know garrison isn't horned up for her

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna
She's gonna be in fishnets within two months.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Zedhe Khoja posted:

She's gonna be in fishnets within two months.

We all know Biden's a gross old man, but I really don't think he'd go that far with such a visible an empl- oh you meant in the cartoon.

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

Ben 100% has a private drawer full of the kinkiest poo poo imaginable. when he dies it will be like when Osamu Tezuka’s daughter found and posted all the furry transformation porn her father drew and squirreled away in his desk.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Aw come on, it was one mild boobie snake and a slightly fuckable demure mouse, nothing weird

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

As piled up as the "executive orders out" pile is it sure doesn't seem like Making America Last was very high on the priority list!

Superanos
Nov 13, 2009

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

wait is it supposed to be Halloween?

why does the Pelosi as the bridge of frankenstein have fangs? Is she both the bride of frankenstein and dracula?


no shoe, no crack pipe

is Kamala supposed to be like a breakdancing werewolf?

I never read Frankenstein Was he in to stabbing people?

A lot to unpack here

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
trump up in his royal tower

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