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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
courtesy of the /co/ threads;

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3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

Potato Salad posted:

Eight Finger, One Ring Technique

:vince:

animist
Aug 28, 2018

drrockso20 posted:

courtesy of the /co/ threads;



:hmmyes:

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Phy posted:

The dust cloud is going to be gigantic

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012
I wonder if Solomon's 10 point time shenanigans will go the Kamen Rider Kabuto route and let him punch backwards through time

Kangxi
Nov 12, 2016

"Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."
All the little hats. It's beautiful.

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
Jaggs loses when suddenly Worm Clown tag teams with Himself for a falls-count-anywhere Texas death match

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Also when is Jadis getting out of her ice block?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Oooohweeeee that's a hell of a page

Twibbit
Mar 7, 2013

Is your refrigerator running?
Salami probably should have used that technique to run around and pull out feathers.

ThCawdor
Apr 23, 2010

ThaumPenguin posted:

I wonder how long this took from Dave's perspective, like just a solid 45 minutes of jogging around and punching

It's important to pace yourself.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
nutshots are irrelevant
jag is absolutely the kind of guy who takes 10k speedbag hits every day for training

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid
Solomon is leaving a couple targets untouched by the carpet bombing so he can better gauge just how much damage his upcoming secret weapon attack actually does.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
My immediate prediction is that Salami Dave, Mottom, and Mammon will actually get Jagganoth on the ropes, but a last-second betrayal by Incubus fucks everything up

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Acebuckeye13 posted:

My immediate prediction is that Salami Dave, Mottom, and Mammon will actually get Jagganoth on the ropes, but a last-second betrayal by Incubus fucks everything up

My money is on Incubus getting inches away from delivering a fatal Cut to Jagganoth, just for Maya to get her revenge first and gently caress everything up so Jagganoth can escape/strike back.

MinutePirateBug
Mar 4, 2013

SniperWoreConverse posted:

nutshots are irrelevant
jag is absolutely the kind of guy who takes 10k speedbag hits every day for training

Sir, I strongly believe in the efficacy of nutshots.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Apologies for the link to a Kremlin propaganda outlet, but Jagganoth has clearly studied with these guys or their equivalent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL7pyUtZgjg

Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

nutshots are irrelevant
jag is absolutely the kind of guy who takes 10k speedbag hits every day for training

A dead man has no use for nuts, after all, and Jaun ten Jantris is a dead man.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

SniperWoreConverse posted:

nutshots are irrelevant
jag is absolutely the kind of guy who takes 10k speedbag hits every day for training

It's not bloodm it's victory wine.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Part of his army's training regimen is trying to punch his sack and move it. Nobody has succeded yet.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

MinutePirateBug posted:

Sir, I strongly believe in the efficacy of nutshots.

a single thundering blow to the nuts that raises huge dbz clouds of dust and shatters a nearby cliff face

every morning, including cooldown

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

ChaseSP posted:

Part of his army's training regimen is trying to punch his sack and move it. Nobody has succeded yet.

Jag should get his calcified nutsack looked at

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


SniperWoreConverse posted:

nutshots are irrelevant
jag is absolutely the kind of guy who takes 10k speedbag hits every day for training

A quick and dirty summation of how effective a nut-shot would be:

Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


It is a little odd that Sol went for the legs but not the hog.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Dracula Factory posted:

It is a little odd that Sol went for the legs but not the hog.

it's not shown on screen but at least 80% of Metarons spikes are located in his ballsack, so hitting it would only make him that much stronger

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



no, no, key is stored in the balls

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019
I could honestly buy Jags getting killed in this fight only for him to pull some 'more powerful than you could ever imagine' bullshit. He might not even need to come back, just turn into the ultimate martyr for his army or something.

Lasting Damage
Feb 26, 2006

Fallen Rib
Even if they beat jags, that means another universe-wide cataclysm as the remaining 6 try to fight it out for his 7th of creation.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You know Jag only wants to destroy creation, he didn't say anything about doing it personally

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
obviously he means in a more fundamental way than just causing universal damage

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Vagabong posted:

I could honestly buy Jags getting killed in this fight only for him to pull some 'more powerful than you could ever imagine' bullshit. He might not even need to come back, just turn into the ultimate martyr for his army or something.

He learned the power of friendship way in advance of Alison and his army is currently obliterating world after world, with Jagganoth trusting in his dear friends to finish the job while he holds the beings who can harm them back

Truly, Jagganoth is the best of them

Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same

Cowcaster posted:

no, no, key is stored in the balls

:eyepop:

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





awww yeah

https://killsixbilliondemons.com/

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

She's free to do her thing, whatever it is a mass of worms does when not comically running in place.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
behold the ultimate Salami Dave Beard Edit;

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Socrates' friend Jadis: gently caress em up Socrates

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1359334014822338561?s=19

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Mottom continues to (finally) remember how they all fought together as a team.

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



I appreciate that calling Jadis a paperweight is now canon.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

I WAS JUST WONDERING 'BOUT JADIS

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Giving him the ol' Ice Ice Jadi'.

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