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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

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Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Moon Slayer posted:

Any amount of disloyalty to Trump, real or perceived, is enough to get you branded a traitor to the MAGA cause no matter what you've done for it until then. See the Georgia governor for example.

Twelve by Pies posted:

McConnell basically said "Trump lost and Republicans need to accept that" which means he's a leftist liberal who is a traitor to God and America.


Ben's been churning em out lately posted:

THE MONSTERS STORM THE CASTLE
The Socialists Democrats continue to attack President Trump as they conduct a second impeachment proceeding from Washington DC that has become a militarized bunker. Six traitorous Republicans have joined in.


The Democrats are claiming a terrible trauma, as if they went through an ordeal that left them with Post Trump Stress Disorder. They paint Trump as a terrible monster and they have now marched to the castle with torches and pitchforks. They are screaming out their grievances. But in reality THEY are the monsters. Hence my cartoon.

President Trump did nothing wrong. He did not encourage violence. Trump won by a landslide, but the criminal globalist operatives wanted their thoroughly corrupt China Joe installed and they got their way. We Trump supporters remain angry. Nearly all of us do not approve of violence, but sometimes anger spills over. After all, the Biden forces decided to nullify our votes and the Deep State made sure nothing was done about it. We now have no voice. Voting does not matter on the national level until it’s fixed.

No justice, no peace!

During the nationwide riots of 2020, there was open looting and many cities burned. The hypocritical Democrats fanned the flames.

As for Biden’s promise of unifying the country, he has done the opposite. That’s to be expected. After all, he’s a professional liar—everyone knows that. No wonder he was loudly booed at the Super Bowl. He is not our president.

RESIST!

— Ben Garrison


Ben has the flawless defense for Trump's 2nd impeachment trial: NO U.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gBjI-t2b0w

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


This hatred of teachers just has to be pathological.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Raised By Birds posted:




Ben has the flawless defense for Trump's 2nd impeachment trial: NO U.

Ahh, yes, that famous movie monster, a turtle.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

DalaranJ posted:

Ahh, yes, that famous movie monster, a turtle.

I mean



Mitch wishes he was a cool as Gamera though.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Don't sully the name of Gamera.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Gary McCoy, drawing from some classics on this one.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Moon Slayer posted:

This hatred of teachers just has to be pathological.

A person I called today for work-related business immediately unleashed an anti-teacher rant as soon as I mentioned the pandemic. Like, as soon as they saw an opportunity, they made it their entire life goal to convince me that all teachers are just lazy good-for-nothings and they're working with The Elites to make everyone's lives miserable. It was bizarre how widespread just visceral hatred of teachers is in America.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Neo_Crimson posted:

I mean



Mitch wishes he was a cool as Gamera though.

Couldn't be Gamera. Gamera is friend to children.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Moon Slayer posted:

This hatred of teachers just has to be pathological.

It's a hatred of spending tax money on anything that isn't blowing up foreigners. If we didn't have any public education teachers would be respected professionals.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It's a hatred of spending tax money on anything that isn't blowing up foreigners. If we didn't have any public education teachers would be respected professionals.

It's also a deep suspicion of expertise or even the notion of formal education itself. A good example is Conservapedia's concept "best of the public". Andy Schlafly repeatedly argued that "the best of the public", which is code for any unsupported ideas that align with conservative ideology, are a more valid and authoritative source of knowledge then research studies or testimony from people working in relevant fields. Or to quote directly "The best of the public is better than a group of experts."

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

A good cartoon.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

toanoradian posted:

A good cartoon.
Efb, but completely not for the reasons that he thinks.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Grape posted:

Fun Fact: Shaun Ryder now looks exactly like a pink orc.

lol you weren't kidding

Billy Gnosis
May 18, 2006

Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

axolotl farmer posted:

lol you weren't kidding



And Tony Wilson looks like a Nazgul now so it all makes sense :smith:

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Why does she look mad that her best friend got vaccinated against a dangerous virus?

PowerBeard
Sep 4, 2011

Raised By Birds posted:




Ben has the flawless defense for Trump's 2nd impeachment trial: NO U.

Ah, of course, famous knife wielding monster, Frankensteins monster...

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It's a hatred of spending tax money on anything that isn't blowing up foreigners. If we didn't have any public education teachers would be respected professionals.

I think another overlooked angle is that they hate teachers because they were probably lovely students in school. I mean, most of these fucks came from a time when teachers were probably still allowed to hit them or at the very least humiliate them in front of the class for being a fuckhead.
If Tinsley can hold a grudge against the judge who sentenced him for DUI, it isn't much of a stretch that he and the McCoys and Lester all have some 3rd grade math teacher that they managed to hate for decades.

Raised By Birds posted:

Why does she look mad that her best friend got vaccinated against a dangerous virus?

Because she probably is.
The only question will be: Is she mad because Winslow was eligible to get one before she was? Or because vaccines are a scam?
Based on the last panel, I'm thinking mad because Winslow got it before her - a person who deserves it more by virtue of it being her.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Ted Rall posted:

There’s always a sense that the government is broke when it comes time to help ordinary Americans in distress. But when it comes to militarism, even when it comes to paying out enemies, there’s an endless supply of cash.

First Dog on the Moon: When JobSeeker was increased during Covid people actually began to experience quality of life

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


You forgot the reference. After Tenniel.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Raised By Birds posted:




Ben has the flawless defense for Trump's 2nd impeachment trial: NO U.
Dracula in left corner looks like Giuliani, I guess it's supposed to be Schumer? I have no idea who the cat lady or Igor (?) are supposed to be (well, Igor looks a lot like Hawley). Is that Melania with Trump? Doesn't look like her, too much emotion.

Dwesa fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Feb 10, 2021

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Dwesa posted:

Dracula in left corner looks like Giuliani, I guess it's supposed to be Schumer? I have no idea who the cat lady or Igor (?) are supposed to be (well, Igor looks a lot like Hawley). Is that Melania with Trump? Doesn't look like her, too much emotion.

I'm moderately confident they're Maxine Waters and Adam Schiff

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse


This goes here, right?

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Billy Gnosis posted:

And Tony Wilson looks like a Nazgul now so it all makes sense :smith:

Peter Hook looks if anything even more like a Post-Punk Hells Angel member, so at least there's that consolation.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Huh. Which character keeps women in high towers in fables, myths, and metaphors? The hero, right?

Dommolus Magnus
Feb 27, 2013

Zesty posted:

Huh. Which character keeps women in high towers in fables, myths, and metaphors? The hero, right?

Nah, you see, Melania was imprisoned in the tower by an evil king, presumably a democrat, and like Zeus Trump-sama came down transmuted into a rain of gold, as a golden shower you might say, which is when he noticed the monsters approaching. Please try to keep up to date on Ben Garrison's Trump extended universe.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
You can tell the democrats are the bad guys, because I drew them as an angry mob storming the capitol.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

How long has it been since Garrison put a Hillary in one of these cartoons? Has he forgotten her?

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

He still managed to be horny for AOC somehow.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


Gerald: Origins

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

How long has it been since Garrison put a Hillary in one of these cartoons? Has he forgotten her?
Since yesterday.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Raised By Birds posted:




Ben has the flawless defense for Trump's 2nd impeachment trial: NO U.

Out of all the aquatic/ swamp monsters that Ben could make Mitch McConnell into (The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Swamp Thing, Peter Benchely's The Beast, Giant Sized Man-Thing, that monster that all the ladies want to get freaky with from The Shape of Water) he chooses a standard turtle.

Pretty big burn when you think about it.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Remember when Carmen had something big to admit, it ended on a cliffhanger, and was never referred to again. I think that’s the purest distilled essence of Stantis.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Pants Donkey posted:

Remember when Carmen had something big to admit, it ended on a cliffhanger, and was never referred to again. I think that’s the purest distilled essence of Stantis.

my "purest distilled essence of Stantis" was when the coyote thought Carmen got captured by ICE but it turns out she hadn't and the Libs were thus Owned

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

D.N. Nation posted:

my "purest distilled essence of Stantis" was when the coyote thought Carmen got captured by ICE but it turns out she hadn't and the Libs were thus Owned

ICE was indeed after her, and Winslow's parents took her in to hide her from them and she spent the entire time Owning them for being Libs.

Arzaac
Jan 2, 2020


Honestly I prefer that to the endless weeks of floating in a nothing void

gently caress prickly city it angers me so much that he's got the audacity to literally draw nothing day after day

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a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Owning libs is good and fun and something we can all agree on as Americans

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