Supreme Allah posted:

Nick Hogan is a weird little poo poo that loves to wreck rare Supras -- the one episode I saw of Hogans show, Nick and Brook were arguing and Brook threatened to wrestle him on a bed and he very creepily went ' ..OKAY! '

there's nothing good happening in that family

Bogus Adventure posted:

some bust on that guy posted:

I mean, can't really blame him though.

CptAwesome posted:

Ok but who is the gigantic man behind the rock and his daughter? Rocky Johnson?

Poohs Packin posted:

Its Ric Flair (WOOO!) and his daughter Charlotte.

Animal-Mother posted:

I never got the chance to think it was real. My dad smartened me up immediately the first time I saw it on television when I was like 5.

"What's this, dad?"

"It's fake wrestling, son."

Thanks, old man.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Let's post more wrestlers and their spawn

Rarity posted:

Praise be to Wednesday, praise be to dudes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE8GlPpuLuY

Arbite posted:

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1359320260848062469

teardrop posted:

Issuing a correction on a previous post regarding Hulk Hogan. You can, in fact, really blame him.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

- claimed in his autobiography that he wrote a song for a kid he met with cancer, who he got front-row tickets for Summerslam '92 at Wembley Stadium, and when he went out for the main event and the kid wasn't there, he realised he'd passed away (the main event for Summerslam '92 at Wembley Stadium, very famously, was Bret Hart vs British Bulldog; Hogan was not employed by the WWF at the time and was not in the UK for the show in any capacity)

FullLeatherJacket posted:

one of the fun things about aging up as a wrestling fan is realising that Hogan was probably the worst person in the business once you take out all of the ones that did actual crimes, and that a lot of the shots taken at him by other wrestlers were absolutely intended

he's remarkably Trump-esque, with a smidge of L. Ron, not just because of the surprisingly believable incest suggestions, but also because of his love of insane, belligerent and easily disprovable lies

POWERFUL HOGANLIES:

- claims he was invited to fight in UFC #1 (he was not, but also lol forever at the mental image of Hogan vs Royce Gracie)

- also claims he wrestled a bunch of PRIDE guys in Japan and had to be ready for them to legitimately fight him at any point (this was the late 1970s, maybe Sakuraba is actually Timecop)

- claims he turned down the lead role in 'The Wrestler' before it was offered to Mickey Rourke (Darren Aronosky says no)

- claimed that he crossed the international date line so many times flying from the US to Japan and back that he wrestled 400 days in a single year

- used to book time off to coincide with any time WCW Nitro fell on a public holiday, so he could come back the following week and claim that the rating had gone down because he wasn't on the show

- claimed that he went drinking with John Belushi after Wrestlemania II and Belushi had to leave because he couldn't keep up (it's probably true that Hogan could outdrink Belushi by the time WMII happened, but mostly due to the fact that Belushi had been dead for four years at that point)

- worked a programme with Billy Kidman in WCW ostensibly designed to promote Kidman as a big star in which Kidman would lose every match and then Hogan would make out and leave with Kidman's girlfriend, who was 25 years younger than him at the time (this did not make Billy Kidman a big star)

- claims that he was asked to play bass for both Metallica and the Rolling Stones (Lars Ulrich also says no)

- somehow increases both Andre's height and weight every time he discusses Wrestlemania 3, whereby he now weighed somewhere in the region of 700lbs and Hogan tore every muscle in his back slamming him

- claimed that Elvis Presley used to be a Hulk Hogan fan and would come to his matches in Memphis (Elvis died two years before Hogan ever showed up in Memphis)

- returned at Wrestlemania IX and won the belt, explicitly with the intention of passing the torch to Bret Hart, then immediately refused to lose to Bret Hart under any circumstances

- bitched to anyone who would listen backstage in 1992 that Undertaker had tombstoned him on his head and damaged his neck, and therefore was a liability in the main event scene (this was a PPV event where you can go back and watch frame-by-frame footage of Hogan's head coming no less than four inches from the canvas at any point)

- ratted out Jesse Ventura to Vince McMahon for trying to sound out forming a wrestlers' union

- claimed on the Ultimate Warrior DVD that Warrior had committed a huge wrestling faux-pas by announcing on live TV before their godforsaken WCW match that Warrior had previously beaten Hogan, since no-one would now pay to see the match; not only is this not particularly against any informal wrestling rule, their previous match was the main event of Wrestlemania VI and one of the most famous matches in history, the entire build for the second match was essentially based around Warrior beating Hogan and unofficially around Hogan wanting to get his win back

- came back in 2005 to work what was originally supposed to be a three-match series with Shawn Michaels, with Hogan winning the first, Michaels the second, and then a rubber match; howevever after the first match Hogan refused point-blank to lose to Michaels, leading to Shawn cutting a promo which sold absolutely no tickets but completely poo poo all over Hogan, before then flopping around comically to all of Hogan's offense and opening the next night with "well, anyway..." and then never acknowledging the match again

- claimed that he was caught on tape making a racist rant about his daughter's boyfriend because he was so used to being super cool around black people that he forgot that he shouldn't say certain words (specifically the words “I mean, I’d rather if she was going to f–k some n—-r, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall n—-r worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player! I guess we’re all a little racist. F–king n—-r.”, which lots of black people say all of the time)

- also owned a beach restaurant with a dress code that was somehow bizarrely and deeply racist without specifically prohibiting black people (special attention is drawn to the fact that bandanas are prohibited at a beach restaurant; a beach restaurant owned by Hulk Hogan)

- after a year's build of Sting sitting in the rafters watching the NWO, the Hogan vs Sting match at Starrcade '97 is supposed to end with the referee being paid off to do a fast count for Hogan before the match is restarted, except the referee does a normal count and the match is restarted for essentially no reason; it is heavily implied (but unproven) that Hogan paid off the ref irl to do a standard count for no other reason than to make WCW's biggest non-Hogan star look like poo poo in the biggest match in company history

- claimed to have won the Little League World Series, as well as being scouted by both the New York Yankees and Cincinnati Reds (didn't even play baseball in high school)

- claims to have re-written most of his movies but had the writing credit stolen from him because he wasn't in the Guild, was later blackballed from Hollywood due to turning down a gay producer and not due to all of his movies being terrible flops and there being limited acting roles for an orange man with a blonde moustache

- claimed in his autobiography that he wrote a song for a kid he met with cancer, who he got front-row tickets for Summerslam '92 at Wembley Stadium, and when he went out for the main event and the kid wasn't there, he realised he'd passed away (the main event for Summerslam '92 at Wembley Stadium, very famously, was Bret Hart vs British Bulldog; Hogan was not employed by the WWF at the time and was not in the UK for the show in any capacity)

a shameful man, solve crime on he speedboat

Arbite posted:

Big Beef City posted:

Actually I think you'll find that I'm a powerful legend who once rescued a paralyzed child from the international house of pancakes while performing a lute solo and perfectly suplexing every member of the Dudley Boys through handcrafted tables that I meticulously built myself

Maigius posted:

Hogan was also last see on TNA leaving, with owner Dixie Carter holding onto his leg, begging him to stay.

Vegetable posted:

congrats you're cheering for redneck to pretend break other redneck's skull and talking like it was real. how is every wrestling fan not the subject of immediate and relentless derision

Eat My Ghastly rear end posted:

I have a good friend who is unironically into wrestling and I make fun of him relentlessly for it

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Why would you do such a thing

is pepsi ok posted:

Maybe they're a WWE fan and thus deserve it.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Why would you do such a thing

Supreme Allah posted:

Ho Kogan

Lid posted:

Lid posted:

I missed Scott Steiner chat but never overlook this simple fact - in the Steiner Brothers Scott was the sane one. Rick was the one everyone was afraid of.