- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A young adult novel called Jack Off about a teenage protagonist who wheres a baseball cap and under the cap he has an off button. He has a lot of lost time due to bullies taking advantage of his crippling achiles heel. Like one moment he's in class and the next moment he wakes up and he's been pressganged into clown bootcamp.
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A character called Old Fart who can transform into a roving cloud of methane and reconfigure at will. He might be the enemy of Jack Off because why the hell not?
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Feb 2, 2021 00:32
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A character called Old Fart who can transform into a roving cloud of methane and reconfigure at will. He might be the enemy of Jack Off because why the hell not?
here for the start of the jack off cinematic universe.
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Feb 2, 2021 00:50
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- Dip Viscous
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nincompoop, who can't look at the nine inch nails website without soiling himself
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Feb 2, 2021 00:56
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- Yinlock
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How dost thou, mine lord? It is thine squire, bonghitz_420, japing again
(i know ye olde postinge has been done already but i can't get the idea of medieval streamers out of my head)
Yinlock fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Feb 2, 2021
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Feb 2, 2021 12:54
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Eeyore singing Candle In The Wind
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Feb 2, 2021 17:29
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I'm digging the continuing adventures of Jack Off the character with a clear achilles heel and no textually defined advantage that would even counterbalance his disability nevermind allow him to do things a normal person couldn't.
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Feb 2, 2021 23:42
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A group of ninjas travel to 2021 from the past and don't hang around long enough to figure out what's really going on so they assume that their kind has taken over the world
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Feb 3, 2021 01:59
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Whore Deals!
It doesn't have to be an ordeal with Whore Deals.
e: Got a raw deal? Should have gone to Whore Deals!
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Feb 3, 2021 02:51
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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A group of ninjas travel to 2021 from the past and don't hang around long enough to figure out what's really going on so they assume that their kind has taken over the world
hehe
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Feb 3, 2021 02:56
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Is it okay to use the n word if you are just singing a rap song and you don't mean it hatefully, and also you are Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson?
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Feb 3, 2021 03:11
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A group of ninjas travel to 2021 from the past and don't hang around long enough to figure out what's really going on so they assume that their kind has taken over the world
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Feb 3, 2021 04:25
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A group of ninjas travel to 2021 from the past and don't hang around long enough to figure out what's really going on so they assume that their kind has taken over the world
this deserves to be way more than just a thread
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Feb 3, 2021 06:21
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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A group of ninjas travel to 2021 from the past and don't hang around long enough to figure out what's really going on so they assume that their kind has taken over the world
thanks Manifisto!
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Feb 3, 2021 07:02
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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monsters' reactions when the kid they're about to eat hides under the blankets
"WHOA! k-kid, are you in here? [looking around in terror] whaaaaat the fuuuuuuuck..."
"what the-? wait... aww no no no, no way man come ON! aGAIN? he was right there! BULLshit. how the hell did he-? ughhhhhhh this sucksssssss. [pops a mountain dew] I'm mad as hell now, seriously. that's ridiculous. I was literally like an arm's length away from him. I'm gonna have to start recording these, this is like the 10th time that happened."
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Feb 3, 2021 07:20
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[monster looks around the room, squinting] "ay my man how you do that?"
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Feb 3, 2021 07:21
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why yes mr monster you can eat me all you’d like but first you must solve my riddle, which of these two glasses has more water in it
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Nextdoor but for neighborhood wildlife
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Feb 4, 2021 03:54
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Nextdoor but for neighborhood wildlife
Foxes and Coyotes posting about how they've seen suspicious humans nearby
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Foxes and Coyotes posting about how they've seen suspicious humans nearby
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Feb 4, 2021 04:58
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A dog posts "SUSPCIIOUS [sic] CAT ON CORNER" and it's four pictures of four different cats.
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Feb 4, 2021 04:59
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A dog posts "SUSPCIIOUS [sic] CAT ON CORNER" and it's four pictures of four different cats.
thanks Manifisto!
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Feb 4, 2021 06:34
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Captain Kirk discovers a hyperintentilligent species of space fungus that downloads the entire Federation database off the Enterprise computer and becomes obsessed with the idea of interspecies cuckoldry and keeps asking Kirk to cuck him with his wife despite the fact that the fungi do not possess gender and reproduce asexually.
Kirk suffers grave psychological trauma from the experience.
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Feb 6, 2021 00:45
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Captain Kirk discovers a hyperintentilligent species of space fungus that downloads the entire Federation database off the Enterprise computer and becomes obsessed with the idea of interspecies cuckoldry and keeps asking Kirk to cuck him with his wife despite the fact that the fungi do not possess gender and reproduce asexually.
Kirk suffers grave psychological trauma from the experience.
You want me to what?
Distribute the spores of my other fruiting bodies to sites not presently colonized by my mycelium. While I watch.
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Feb 6, 2021 00:53
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Captain Kirk discovers a hyperintentilligent species of space fungus that downloads the entire Federation database off the Enterprise computer and becomes obsessed with the idea of interspecies cuckoldry and keeps asking Kirk to cuck him with his wife despite the fact that the fungi do not possess gender and reproduce asexually.
Kirk suffers grave psychological trauma from the experience.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a poolboy.
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Feb 6, 2021 05:36
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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that scene in Titanic where Rose says to Sean Bean "you unimaginable bastard" but instead she says "you're the f-word"
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Feb 6, 2021 20:36
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we built this city
we built this city and i guess that's fine
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Feb 9, 2021 06:17
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I had a dream where I was watching a YouTube video of a man debunking the idea of dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden by having a toy dinosaur talk to a toy human in a funny voice and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen and I woke up laughing my arse off.
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Feb 9, 2021 08:50
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Since the humans connected to the Matrix technically live completely sedentary lives they should all be morbidly obese in the real world like in Wall•E
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Feb 9, 2021 18:19
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i want to install big googly eyes on my toilet tank and make it so that the water coming into the tank flows through the eyes so every time you flush the pupils spin around wildly
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i want to install big googly eyes on my toilet tank and make it so that the water coming into the tank flows through the eyes so every time you flush the pupils spin around wildly
Excuse me, but this thread is for jokes.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Feb 11, 2021 01:40
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Trying to figure out a way to graft my dick with a slide whistle for reasons that should be obvious
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Feb 11, 2021 02:10
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A giant but when he knocks on the door its very gentle and quiet and when you open the door he puts his hat in his hands and speaks very politely.
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Feb 11, 2021 14:21
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A giant but when he knocks on the door its very gentle and quiet and when you open the door he puts his hat in his hands and speaks very politely.
A big, friendly giant, if you will.
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Stolen from my friend:
I just thought of a 1990’s b movie joke where a knight gets ported through time and is working at the office and gets introduced to the mail room and he delightfully drops off his armor
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