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OwlFancier posted:I mean I do know that umbrella isn't supposed to exist but having never played a resident evil since nemesis or any before that, and getting all my information through bits of LPs I've watched and half remember, I assume they're like the remnant in star wars. Which is to say there is an infinite amount of secret facilities with infinite resources so even though you "won" they're never actually going away they just get a name change but you're still clearly fighting the same guys. I feel like the logical endpoint of this is "Wait, they're all in sealed bunkers around the world, with their own bioweapon experiments, and they're all as nuts as OG Umbrella?" "Yes, sir." "Cool; Just wait a few weeks and the problem will solve itself. Just put together a cleanup team of ex-STARS people and give'em flamethrowers if anything goes roaming free"
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Cardiovorax posted:I appreciate that you are pluralizing that the Tolkienian way. The blood of Milfenor grows thin in these latter days, but it is not yet extinguished.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I feel like the logical endpoint of this is "Wait, they're all in sealed bunkers around the world, with their own bioweapon experiments, and they're all as nuts as OG Umbrella?" flamethrowers, magnums, and rocket launchers
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Feb 5, 2021 04:49
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Skwirl posted:Resident Evil games being about man's science gone wrong is super important for the series. It would be terrible f they went into extra dimensions or outer space. Fine, gimme a cyborg or android. Lemme solve the problem as Robocop
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Feb 5, 2021 05:06
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The most dangerous Umbrella creation is the only one that can defeat them so everyone else is glad it's constantly fighting Umbrella. Yeah, I'm saying Alice in the movies is an adaptation of the games' Tofu.
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Feb 5, 2021 05:44
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OwlFancier posted:I'm just curious about the logistics of umbrella at this point. Do they have a bioweapon fashion division? Someone had to make the giant trenchcoat for mr x and the weird apron thing that nemesis wears. The plot twist of 8 is that Versace has their own bioweapons division.
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Feb 5, 2021 11:25
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At this point the T-Virus probably just mutates on its own like coronavirus since it's everywhere. Big titty ten foot tall goth murder MILFs is clearly a successful evolutionary strategy
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Feb 5, 2021 21:58
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Also, taking over/unders on how long it takes from release for Dimitrescu to get modded into the RE2 remake
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Feb 5, 2021 22:00
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The T in T-Virus stands for Titty. ^^^or use her to replace Nemesis.
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Kibayasu posted:God of War tried but it only a side quest and was over-shadowed by Dads. 
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Feb 5, 2021 22:17
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OwlFancier posted:I figure that like, they can't operate in the open, so they gotta make stuff on the sly, and also the other umbrella cells are like, constantly trying to strongarm them into lending support to their bioweapon projects so it's like a thing where you have to balance the budget while also keeping the various factions onside and not being discovered as the company that makes leather daddy outfits for the monster that just destroyed a small eastern european country last week.
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Cyberpunk getting more silly mods: https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/1474 
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I love that for a moment, I couldn't decide whether it was just Cyberpunk's models glitching out again or if it was really that old.
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does this count as a mod?
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Feb 10, 2021 21:04
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Mad Wack posted:does this count as a mod? more of an I/O plugin
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For extra fun, there's two competing plugins that do that for Final Fantasy 14: https://github.com/Ms-Tress/AetherSense https://github.com/crnlskn/ButtplACT e: wait there's 3 now?! 
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Feb 10, 2021 21:21
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FF14 is the MMO right? lmao Imagine at any time you're just going through a chill raid, someone on the other end of the screen could be buzzing they own rear end.
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Feb 10, 2021 21:44
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You can play FF14 with your butt and nobody will notice the difference. What a game.
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Feb 10, 2021 21:45
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I mean they could be doing that regardless of whether it's connected to the computer. I could be doing it right now as I am posting, anybody could!
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Feb 10, 2021 21:47
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I coulda sworn someone got poo poo for playing overwatch with something like this and talking about it with the other players.
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Feb 10, 2021 22:36
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How far can you go into a sewer?
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Feb 10, 2021 22:41
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Leal posted:I coulda sworn someone got poo poo for playing overwatch with something like this and talking about it with the other players. "Shoot me again, I'm so close!"
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Feb 10, 2021 22:41
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Cardiovorax posted:You can play FF14 with your butt and nobody will notice the difference. What a game. playing with my rear end would probably improve my parses
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Feb 10, 2021 23:11
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IIRC there are people out there with a fetish for healing raids.
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The Lone Badger posted:IIRC there are people out there with a fetish for healing raids. So THAT'S why the healers in FF14 never want to dps!
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The Lone Badger posted:IIRC there are people out there with a fetish for healing raids. that's just masochism
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it's extremely chill in ffxiv the 24-man raids have like 6 healers and 3 tanks and nobody but the main tank ever takes damage except when they forget to move out of a big red circle so basically you spend 90% of the fight zoning out and mashing your filler spell while waiting for anyone's hp to drop also at least one of the 6 healers is gonna be one of the buttplug people who wastes all their time spamming heals at 95% hp people to top them off so even if you completely ignore healing and just dps you'll probably be fine
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The Lone Badger posted:IIRC there are people out there with a fetish for healing raids. I remembered the old /r/healsluts subreddit and wow there's a lot more catgirl/bunnygirl porn on there than I remembered I remember the term gaining popularity when Overwatch came out and Those Types would play Mercy like she was TF2 launch Medic
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Feb 11, 2021 10:34
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The whole healslut thing is weird, because if anything the tank should be the bottom, because they can take as much hurting as you want.
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flatluigi posted:that's just masochism So... fetish.
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bony tony posted:The whole healslut thing is weird, because if anything the tank should be the bottom, because they can take as much hurting as you want. I can't tell if you're just joking but it's because support roles in games are often depicted as and/or considered to be A) feminine, and B) unable to meaningfully contribute to the game beyond a subservient role of filling up health bars. It's combining a lovely design trend with lovely attitudes about women to make it a kink thing. *Boilerplate disclaimer that I'm sure a non-zero number of people aren't huge weirdos about it and are genuinely just in it for the kinkiness, but the majority of stuff I've seen on the subject seems to be from exactly the kind of people you think would invest a lot of effort into sexualizing OW characters.
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OTOH from a social dynamics perspective isn't a capable healer a way more valuable and desired member of the guild than yet-another-DPSer? Second only to Main Tank in prestige.
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healing is an invisible chore. nobody cares who does it or how its done as long as continues to be done and they don't have to think about it. healers are the sanitation workers of mmorpgs and they're treated with the same dignity society reserves for essential workers in real life.
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#HealersRiseUp
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Ghostlight posted:healing is an invisible chore. nobody cares who does it or how its done as long as continues to be done and they don't have to think about it. healers are the sanitation workers of mmorpgs and they're treated with the same dignity society reserves for essential workers in real life. guild wars monk main: can confirm. "oh why don't you have the really fancy gear, why are you not healing me right this second, i got a boo boo stop whatever you are doing and fix me right now, let me stick my dick in the enemy pile it's fine you can fix it right" like rear end in a top hat I can just not loving heal you and you'll loving die, we should have two monks in the party anyway not my fault you wanted to go with only one.
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The Lone Badger posted:OTOH from a social dynamics perspective isn't a capable healer a way more valuable and desired member of the guild than yet-another-DPSer? Second only to Main Tank in prestige. Yeah, because for some strange reason there's a distinct lack of healers available, almost as if most people don't want to play the role. 
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I never realized how much playing healer is a reflection of my american retail job and now I hate it
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I feel like "healers should be more appreciated" type stuff is way more common than healers actually getting ragged on. like, healers/support roles are frequently the people who're calling the shots since they're in a position where they're already watching what other players are doing
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Feb 12, 2021 03:15
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I haven't played any MMOs in over a decade, but I vaguely remember that back in the day, there was an equally strong stereotype of healer classes all being self-important assholes who think they're the most important part of any group.
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In conclusion, healers are a class of contrasts.
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