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smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

shadow puppet of a posted:


You want a small pizza? Fine but you get like fifteen of them.


You want a single extra large pizza? Fine, but its actually nine pizzas all at once.



You want it with balls? We can make it with balls.


You want it cummy? we can make it cummy.


You want it even cummier? Well you'll have to go down the street to Italian Pizzas for that.


Literally that CZN Burak guy.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I would probably gently caress with that chocolate and sweet plantain/fried banana slice

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I think this somehow hasn’t been posted yet? Shamelessly stolen from the anti food porn thread

https://i.imgur.com/ibjGCFY.mp4

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Some of these pizzas look good

Edit: Any pickle pizzas iit? Asking for a disgusting gently caress

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Ziv Zulander posted:

I think this somehow hasn’t been posted yet? Shamelessly stolen from the anti food porn thread

No no no this thread is for bad pizzas not culinary masterpieces

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Ziv Zulander posted:

I think this somehow hasn’t been posted yet? Shamelessly stolen from the anti food porn thread

https://i.imgur.com/ibjGCFY.mp4

I had a mini heart attack watching that

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Professor Shark posted:

Some of these pizzas look good

Edit: Any pickle pizzas iit? Asking for a disgusting gently caress

This might be the one ingredient that I've never seen on one, unless there was a Swedish kebab pizza that had it

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Ziv Zulander posted:

I think this somehow hasn’t been posted yet? Shamelessly stolen from the anti food porn thread

https://i.imgur.com/ibjGCFY.mp4

i was with you until it turned into a pizza???

but i also thought i was in the osha thread

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Sweden Brazil mash-up: jävla mestre den där pizza (Swedish Chef vs Catupiri edition).

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Ziv Zulander posted:

I think this somehow hasn’t been posted yet? Shamelessly stolen from the anti food porn thread

https://i.imgur.com/ibjGCFY.mp4

This reminds me of the worst restaurant I have ever been to: A chinese-mexican fusion fast casual place. I ordered the szechuan chicken and it came covered in shredded Monterey jack. Just completely baffling.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Professor Shark posted:

Some of these pizzas look good

Edit: Any pickle pizzas iit? Asking for a disgusting gently caress

There’s a place local to me that does a cheeseburger pizza that has pickles on it. It’s basically McDonald’s cheeseburger ingredients on a pizza crust. It’s better than it sounds, surprisingly.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Professor Shark posted:

Some of these pizzas look good

Edit: Any pickle pizzas iit? Asking for a disgusting gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vTgWQ79ogM

He doesn’t cook the pickles at all though, which I think he should have done differently. Pickles come in at around 11 minutes

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010


How much for this gluten free pizza?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
If brined artichoke hearts and pickled jalapenos go on pizza i don't see any reason why pickles couldn't go on a pizza if it was balanced with the right other ingredients.

Son of a Vondruke!
Aug 3, 2012

More than Star Citizen will ever be.


Those do sound weird, but in their defense the target market is right there in the brand name.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Bunch of babies in here. I personally hunt and skin wild forest pizzas. The pepperoni is kind of gamey but the whole thing has a more robust flavor.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I would try the Buffalo fish wings

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010





Pizza... pasta or not??? :thunk:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Quantum of Phallus posted:





Pizza... pasta or not??? :thunk:

Why not both?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/JordanHerald5/status/1359310066546049024

I grew up in Ohio, and even as a kid who'd never lived anywhere else, I knew this was wrong.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

It's cool that your regional innovation is to completely gently caress up cooking a pizza.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Im torn on that one because I know exactly how much I like eating fistfulls of cold shredded cheese.

(its a lot)

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Brain Curry posted:

Why not both?



That looks fantastic.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/JordanHerald5/status/1359310066546049024

I grew up in Ohio, and even as a kid who'd never lived anywhere else, I knew this was wrong.

i thought this was a pittsburgh thing, but the combination of ohio and piles of cheese made me curious...

https://vimeo.com/321763969

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/JordanHerald5/status/1359310066546049024

I grew up in Ohio, and even as a kid who'd never lived anywhere else, I knew this was wrong.

What about if instead of cheese it was sauerkraut

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Wall Balls posted:

i thought this was a pittsburgh thing, but the combination of ohio and piles of cheese made me curious...

https://vimeo.com/321763969

This thread is making me angry now

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/JordanHerald5/status/1359310066546049024

I grew up in Ohio, and even as a kid who'd never lived anywhere else, I knew this was wrong.

do you just not cook it or what's going on here?

Here's pizza marjolein, the pride of Utrecht:




A Turkse Pizza with two Kroketten

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


ekuNNN posted:

do you just not cook it or what's going on here?

First, you take a normal pizza and bake it. Then you dump a bunch of cold cheese on it.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous

ekuNNN posted:

A Turkse Pizza with two Kroketten

as a brazilian i can say i'm disgusted at how this hasn't reached our shores yet keep up the good work brother

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

bagual posted:

as a brazilian i can say i'm disgusted at how this hasn't reached our shores yet keep up the good work brother



what is it about your country that makes you do these things to pizza? was the brazilian war of independence fought against flatbreads or something???

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

ekuNNN posted:

do you just not cook it or what's going on here?

Here's pizza marjolein, the pride of Utrecht:




A Turkse Pizza with two Kroketten

Its just a funky gyro. Im down

Morning Bell
Feb 23, 2006

Illegal Hen

ekuNNN posted:

do you just not cook it or what's going on here?

Here's pizza marjolein, the pride of Utrecht:




A Turkse Pizza with two Kroketten

I feel like I'm a hungover 23 year old backpacker just looking at that. It looks good, I mean "ik vind it leuk"

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
So the banana and cum pizza.. Is that white cheese or frosting?

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

ekuNNN posted:

do you just not cook it or what's going on here?

Here's pizza marjolein, the pride of Utrecht:




A Turkse Pizza with two Kroketten

i've had kapsalon and fries with mayo, i will never question dutch expertise in hangover food

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Vashro posted:

So the banana and cum pizza.. Is that white cheese or frosting?

reportedly, condensed milk

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004

ekuNNN posted:

A Turkse Pizza with two Kroketten

Are those potato mash kroketten, or real bitterballen?
I am intrigued :allears:

Lahmacun (Turkish pizza) is good and all, but the face-stuffing value proposition is just not there compared to real Döner or a pizza. You'd need 2 or 3 to get full.
This is uh, certainly one way to get more filling in.

sauer kraut fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Feb 12, 2021

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

What about if instead of cheese it was sauerkraut

I've had this, both as part of A rueben pizza and brat and sauerkraut pizza

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