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bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
The last government department I used to work at used to block all outgoing numbers as private. A large part of my job involved calling people and because I couldn't give them a number to ring back on, I had to just tell them that I'd be calling again later from a private number. It made dealing with already pissed off people extra fun!

Edit, poo poo new page post ugh. Here's a picture to soften the blow.



bee fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 12, 2021

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


"NSW Health rushes to track down 7,000 travellers possibly exposed to COVID-19"

Hahahahhahahahahahafffffuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Infinitum posted:

"NSW Health rushes to track down 7,000 travellers possibly exposed to COVID-19"

Hahahahhahahahahahafffffuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk

oooooooh

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


The "A loving PENCIL" scene from John Wick, but Nebuliser.

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Professionally hit a ball with a bat? Essential work, Mr Speaker!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Nam Taf posted:

Professionally hit a ball with a bat? Essential work, Mr Speaker!

Waiting for some oval office to complain that they need the crowds to play Tennis

ErKeL
Jun 18, 2013
Birthday in a couple days. Took a whole week off work which is the first time in nearly 3 years because I'm a sucker for punishment and then city gets locked down.
Guess I'm going to skip seeing the family and just chill at home the next 5 days getting drunk and playing videogames.

I'm pissed but that pretty much tracks for my original plans anyway.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Is there anything Victoria can't ruin?

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr

ili posted:

Is there anything Victoria can't ruin?

I just went to Coles (its Friday, its roast chicken night), and it was loving packed within 30 mins

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Parents drove down to Vic this week with plans to catch the ferry over to Tas tomorrow so they could pick up their caravan they had to leave down there last March. Their timing is outstanding.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I am glad that it starts at midnight tonight and won't ruin my hot date tonight

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I just had one claiming to be nbn shutting down my landline - fair go they have been doing that as the roll-out goes along - but when it connected to an indian call centre she started the your internet has been hacked spiel. I said I only have a landline no internet and she hung up :( 08 number.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
NSW. 1000 contacts from a single bottle shop over Christmas/New Year period.

Victoria. Hold my beer.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Airstream Driver posted:

Parents drove down to Vic this week with plans to catch the ferry over to Tas tomorrow so they could pick up their caravan they had to leave down there last March. Their timing is outstanding.

https://i.imgur.com/t2wftKP.gifv

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


ili posted:

Is there anything Victoria can't ruin?

New thread title imo

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Having a nap

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Depression naps rule, until they don't.

Hope all is well friendo Turnbueg

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Lolie posted:

NSW. 1000 contacts from a single bottle shop over Christmas/New Year period.

Victoria. Hold my beer.

If memory serves not a whole lot actually came from that though right? We woulda seen the results of that weeks ago

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Infinitum posted:

New thread title imo

Seconded

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

same

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
Fuckkk

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Victorians and New South Welshmen are natural enemies, like Queenslanders and Victorians, or South Australians and Victorians, or Victorians and Victorians. drat Victorians! They ruined Victoria!

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Jestery posted:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
Fuckkk

Can't wait for Today to give him constant free promotion in the lead up to the election

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

McSpergin posted:

If memory serves not a whole lot actually came from that though right? We woulda seen the results of that weeks ago

I doubt we'll be so lucky this time. Thousands of Victorians have entered NSW since 29 January and how many of them are even aware that they're now subject to a stay at home order for the next five days.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


McSpergin posted:

If memory serves not a whole lot actually came from that though right? We woulda seen the results of that weeks ago

Yeah that was the first time since the initial phase of the pandemic that I thought we were going to go into hard lock down in NSW.

2 dudes at the bottleo serving customers for 10 days straight while infected with covid seemed like it would have been a super spreader event, but apparently we were on top of our contact tracing game or it was misconstrued to the general public.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

lol

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Jestery posted:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
Fuckkk


He'll get in just because people know his name

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Luv 2 have neo Nazi sympathisers in my senate

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Who would have thought there was a way of making funerals worse by checking your phone for updates on the impending lockdown?

Better today than tomorrow, I suppose.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Some of my Victorian friends are losing their poo poo.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Jestery posted:

Luv 2 have neo Nazi sympathisers in my senate

Also COVID & vaccine denier.

Would not shed a tear if someone knocked him the gently caress out

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Caesar Saladin posted:

I am glad that it starts at midnight tonight and won't ruin my hot date tonight

At least ask to come in for coffee and ride it out til midnight then in your best Blow impression:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTtETj3MtzA&t=70s

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

the girl I went out with couldn't have visitors because her student housing locked down visitors at 4pm today, there are quarantine cases in it, so we had to part ways after dinner

so i didn't even get a chance to terrify her as rorschach

gently caress this covid thing, this is absolutely the worst thing to happen during the entire pandemic

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The first aussie beer company to get on the coke name bandwagon with a "I like to have a beer with Duncan" type thing has me for life.

This is some of the best bullshiting I've heard in a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aAPqc9P650

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Feb 12, 2021

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I got reported on Instagram for commenting on a betoota advocate saying "can someone please slot this oval office with a 12ga in the Woolies carpark thanks"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


McSpergin posted:

I got reported on Instagram for commenting on a betoota advocate saying "can someone please slot this oval office with a 12ga in the Woolies carpark thanks"

FB are on a ban wave - got two strikes today for random poo poo I posted in private groups a year ago.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Infinitum posted:

When is there gonna be another Big Lez Show spinoff

Bigger Lez

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Still smells like Aussie hiphop down here...

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Lolie posted:

Some of my Victorian friends are losing their poo poo.

Have they tried looking in the toilet?

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