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KS: Jun 10, 2003; Outrageous Lumpwad

Call Your Grandma posted:

this is Simoncat he's one of those pterodactyl cats

Nice catte, here is my catte Murphy that vaguely resembles Simon. We call the blue/green combo basic bitch cats.

Also Frito best dog:

Giving dumb new brother some side eye:

Fur grown out, still a happy dummy.

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:41

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 04:37

twit666: Nov 16, 2006; Soiled Meat

Penny thinks she's pretty drat cool (she is).

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 4, 2021 20:19

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

# ? Feb 5, 2021 07:04

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

This cat really loves snow.

# ? Feb 5, 2021 07:34

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Kevin:

Copper:

Leo:

Luna:

The Whole Crew:

Bonus: More Kevin and Leo:

# ? Feb 5, 2021 15:59

olylifter: Sep 13, 2007; I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Castor Poe posted:

The Whole Crew:

I had one orange cat and he wrecked everything I own. You got two of the little sons of bitches, I salute you.

# ? Feb 6, 2021 02:24

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

olylifter posted:

I had one orange cat and he wrecked everything I own. You got two of the little sons of bitches, I salute you.

Hah, we've had zero issues with our orange kitties so far. They're the chillest cats we've ever owned.
Kevin, that little gray motherfucker, on the other hand, is possibly the devil himself. He enjoys biting your toes in the middle of the night and pushing stuff off the shelves for no reason.

# ? Feb 6, 2021 03:15

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Castor Poe posted:

Hah, we've had zero issues with our orange kitties so far. They're the chillest cats we've ever owned.
Kevin, that little gray motherfucker, on the other hand, is possibly the devil himself. He enjoys biting your toes in the middle of the night and pushing stuff off the shelves for no reason.

I was going to say, Kevin got those crazy eyes

# ? Feb 6, 2021 03:39

pooch516: Mar 10, 2010

Nacho-Heyyy I'm walking, here

Diva- what up?

Mykee- snoozin'

# ? Feb 6, 2021 06:08

Apathetic Artist: Dec 23, 2010

Kitsune wants belly rubs this morning:

# ? Feb 7, 2021 19:19

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Apathetic Artist posted:

Kitsune wants belly rubs this morning:

# ? Feb 7, 2021 19:44

Apathetic Artist: Dec 23, 2010

It sure is! She�s really just trying to prevent me from making the bed:

# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:51

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

Paint Crop Pro posted:

Olivia has a much higher net worth than I do

# ? Feb 12, 2021 06:37

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

This old video of a very young Regan came up in my FB memories today. I miss her so much

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qohicquXKq1vdfl96.mp4

# ? Feb 13, 2021 21:52

fletcher: Jun 27, 2003; ken park is my favorite movie; Cybernetic Crumb

My little Spood Man

# ? Feb 14, 2021 02:20

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

Crosspostin' after CSPAM taught me how to upload pictures through the awful app.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 17:24

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 19:10

Thumposaurus: Jul 24, 2007

Fyodor is high on ~~silvervine~~ life

# ? Feb 20, 2021 19:22

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Zap came down with a case of boneitis.

Bolo mastered a deadly martial art!

Boobie Bear and Beebo have unlimited chill.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 19:29

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

What do the cats think about the Guinea Pigs?

# ? Feb 21, 2021 07:33

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

They are buddies. I will accept no other answer

# ? Feb 21, 2021 11:37

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Really don't know why this thread isn't gold. Probably need more cats.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:05

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Sometimes Tater and Slider fight.

But at heart they are pals.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:12

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

look at the size of Lola's paws compared to the rest of her body

# ? Mar 20, 2021 03:37

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Really don't know why this thread isn't gold. Probably need more cats.

# ? Mar 20, 2021 04:07

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Bolo has taken napping to uncomfortable new heights!

MakaVillian posted:

What do the cats think about the Guinea Pigs?

Well I mean...

LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Mar 20, 2021

# ? Mar 20, 2021 05:06

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

LadyPictureShow posted:

Bolo has taken napping to uncomfortable new heights!

I think I've fallen asleep like that when I've been drunk. Maybe Bolo had a few?

Edit: /\ Adorable

# ? Mar 20, 2021 05:10

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

I used to have this huge black Maine Coon mix named Booker T Looker T Babycakes Bean who was a tiny kitten when we got him, and he'd get in the open topped enclosure with the guinea pigs. They were bigger than he was at first, but he grew and grew and eventually got to be like 20+lbs, and he'd still get in with the piggies and chill. No pics because that was in like 1991, so instead here's a picture of my best friend's cat and the wig she hunted.