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I'm having a hard time seeing how the second image connect to the first.
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Feb 13, 2021 12:04
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Madeleine having a harder time
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Feb 13, 2021 12:10
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If boobs retracted like balls do you think they'd be similarly wrinkly?
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Feb 13, 2021 12:21
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I think definitively given what can happen when people lose weight, the answer is yes.
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Feb 13, 2021 12:24
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Balls shrink when you lose weight? That would explain the two space hoppers beneath me with my lockdown diet
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Feb 13, 2021 12:29
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Feb 13, 2021 12:43
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GONG XI gently caress CAI 😩‼️ It's a NIU🐮🐮 YEAR, but that doesnt mean you cant get RAMMED 🐃💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese rear end 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ if you dont send this message by ‼️初三‼️ you will FORFEIT your 👲🏻CHINESE ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll🍤 will 👉SHRINK👈 88cm on 初四‼️‼️😭
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Feb 13, 2021 12:46
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TontoCorazon posted:There's other ways to finish that mission other than the thermobaric missile? Like I always thought that mission was way too short Oh, yes. The building is set up identically to that demo mastery challenge next to it, and if you start shooting out the upper supports ala the demo mastery to bring down the building it's so far away (vertically) that the guards won't notice that someone's firing nearby. They're also on the third floor of the building with lots of windows, so if you're inclined to go sniper you absolutely can. Or, given the third floor, rig up a MOAB and drive the car into the building. That works, too!
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Feb 13, 2021 13:43
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Super cringe impeachment take incoming https://twitter.com/DeanObeidallah/status/1360575011971624964?s=20 
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Feb 13, 2021 14:08
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Inceltown posted:The first and last game with good politics was Skitchin B, A, Down, A, Start, Start
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Feb 13, 2021 14:18
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I'll never pass this up Every time I've watched it over the past ten years it's given me a different set of feels
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Feb 13, 2021 14:31
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Ambitious Spider posted:Super cringe impeachment take incoming https://twitter.com/JeananneRalph/status/1360576909046910977?s=19
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Feb 13, 2021 15:07
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Ambitious Spider posted:Super cringe impeachment take incoming *Biden slides across the hood of his Camaro* Hop in Worm, we gotta go save Cammy!
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Feb 13, 2021 15:24
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Skwirl posted:Yeah, that's rape. The 16-17 year olds shouldn't be held to the same judgement as a full grown adult, but it's still really loving bad. Rereading the passage, it doesn't seem like hes endorsing it as good so much as pointing out that it was one part of a whole environment of sociopathic behavior that those kinds of schools nurture, and which any moral person should object to. Instead the adults worried more about the gay part because it could lead to scandal than the culture of abuse and exploitation turning their sons into monsters.
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Feb 13, 2021 16:24
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Feb 13, 2021 17:15
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White liberals genuinely drive me crazier with hatred than any other group https://twitter.com/imaginaryerika/status/1130004716719468544 Guess what, ur the fuckin racist, lady
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Feb 13, 2021 17:34
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1stGear posted:I mean, you could do a game that makes the point that revolutions, even justified ones against oppressive tyrants, are messy, bloody affairs. I would even argue that Infinite got about halfway there. Its just that the other half was absolute nonsense garbage about multiple dimensions and quantum ghosts. Again, Disco Elysium. https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1360336145511505924   
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Feb 13, 2021 17:39
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Again, Disco Elysium. Naomi Wolf once again proving that she understands the law
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Feb 13, 2021 18:11
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Trevor Hale posted:Naomi Wolf once again proving that she understands the law Aw come on, who among us hasn’t written and published an entire book based on a misreading of an archaic legal term?
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Feb 13, 2021 18:42
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Do job ads count as social media? https://twitter.com/smbahr14/status/1360444576465641472
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Feb 13, 2021 20:50
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Do job ads count as social media? If they don't, there's this guy https://twitter.com/Matt91789870/status/1360463666714464257 The answer is no, not really!  Guess who set his twitter to private Nope, wait, he THEN deleted his whole twitter Midnight Voyager has a new favorite as of 23:53 on Feb 13, 2021 |
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Feb 13, 2021 22:06
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Reminds me of the Always Sunny gang being concerned that a certain ratio of Black patrons would make them "the black bar". Don't want too much ethnicity in your art museum, it might scare off the stick-up-the-rear end white donors who prefer the melanin behind glass
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Feb 13, 2021 22:14
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Brawnfire posted:Reminds me of the Always Sunny gang being concerned that a certain ratio of Black patrons would make them "the black bar". https://youtu.be/pdilb_yErAk
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Feb 14, 2021 00:48
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Feb 14, 2021 05:28
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Feb 14, 2021 05:42
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Man I want to live in the timeline where it went stalin > lenin > marx > hitler Actually gently caress that might be the command and conquer red alert timeline. OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 05:52 on Feb 14, 2021 |
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Feb 14, 2021 05:49
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Some Zaphod Beeblebrox genealogy there
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Feb 14, 2021 05:54
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The Saddest Rhino posted:GONG XI gently caress CAI 😩‼️ It's a NIU🐮🐮 YEAR, but that doesnt mean you cant get RAMMED 🐃💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese rear end 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ if you dont send this message by ‼️初三‼️ you will FORFEIT your 👲🏻CHINESE ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll🍤 will 👉SHRINK👈 88cm on 初四‼️‼️😭 I dunno how many other goons do CNY but I just wanna let you know that I appreciate this Rhino.
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Feb 14, 2021 07:15
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Somfin posted:Some Zaphod Beeblebrox genealogy there
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The Saddest Rhino posted:GONG XI gently caress CAI 😩‼️ It's a NIU🐮🐮 YEAR, but that doesnt mean you cant get RAMMED 🐃💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese rear end 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ if you dont send this message by ‼️初三‼️ you will FORFEIT your 👲🏻CHINESE ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll🍤 will 👉SHRINK👈 88cm on 初四‼️‼️😭
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Feb 14, 2021 08:22
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https://twitter.com/ChrisKPolansky/status/1360638181897629698?s=20 My favorite is the first one saying Indians have no demands.
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Feb 14, 2021 11:02
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Someone should copy and paste those comments when he does a 9/11 post. It’s the past, just let it be.
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Feb 14, 2021 12:07
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The Saddest Rhino posted:GONG XI gently caress CAI 😩‼️ It's a NIU🐮🐮 YEAR, but that doesnt mean you cant get RAMMED 🐃💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese rear end 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ if you dont send this message by ‼️初三‼️ you will FORFEIT your 👲🏻CHINESE ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll🍤 will 👉SHRINK👈 88cm on 初四‼️‼️😭
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Feb 14, 2021 13:11
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HEY👋 YOU👋 ARE YOU UPSET😤😭💔 YOU WON’T GET ANY DICK🍆 VAG🌮✌️ OR rear end🍑 THIS VALENTINE’S DAY💘💘 WELL👏 YOU👏 ARE👏 IN👏 LUCK👏 TODAY📆 IS THE IDES OF FEBRUARY 👉😏👉 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🙌😨‼️ IT IS LUPERCALIA🎊 THE ROMAN FESTIVAL🎉🎉 THE CHURCH⛪️✝️ PEGGED🍆🍆 TO THE LEGEND OF ST VALENTINE 🙅♂️😇 WHY GOD GOTTA BE A COCKBLOCK❌🍆❌ EVER WONDER🤔 WHERE THE “FEBRUA”😩 IN FEBRUARY😫 CUMS🤤🍾💦💦💦 FROM⁉️ TAKE OUT YOUR STYLUS✏️ AND TABULA RASA🗒 AND GET READY TO TAKE SOME NOTES📝 CUZ THIS poo poo💩💩 IS ABOUT TO GET EDUCATIONAL🤓🤓 JUST HOW HARDCORE💯💯💯 WAS THIS ANCIENT PAGAN HOLIDAY¿¿🏺🔮HERE’S A HINT: NAKED ROMANS 🔞🔞🔞 TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ NAMED AFTER THE LUPERCAL, THE CAVE🕳 WHERE THE TWIN FOUNDERS OF ROME🏛 ROMULUS ET REMUS👬 WERE SUCKLED🤗🤗 BY THE SHE-WOLF🐺 MMM DAT MILKY MILKY MILK🍼🍼 INSIDE THE CAVE THE RITUAL👹🕯 WOULD BEGIN WITH TWO NAKED🤫 LUPERCI PRIESTS SACRIFICING ☠️👻 A GOAT🐐 AS A REPRESENTATION OF SEXUALITY👅🍒 AND A DOG🐕 RIP CERBERUS🦴 THE TWO PRIESTS WOULD USE THE CEREMONIAL DAGGER🔪 TO SMEAR BLOOD🩸 ON EACH OTHER’S FOREHEAD🤦♂️ AND WIPE IT AWAY👋 WITH MILK-SOAKED WOOL🥛🐑 WHILE LAUGHING😆😅 AFTER EATING THE SACRIFICIAL GOAT🍽🥢 THE PRIESTS WOULD CUT THE HIDE INTO STRIPS✂️ AND FASHION SOME INTO THONGS 🩲👙🔛 THE PRIESTS WOULD THEN RUN🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️ AROUND THE CITY👀🙈🍆🍆🍆 USING THE REMAINING BLOODY GOAT STRIPS😳🙄 AS INSTRUMENTS💉 OF PURIFICATION, OR “FEBRUA”😱🤯😵 WOMEN WOULD WELCOME THE LASHES📿📿 AS A BLESSING OF FERTILITY🙌🙏 SPANK ME, DADDY 👨🏻👋😝 MAYBE THIS ALL SOUNDS WILD AND CRAZY🤪 BUT HEY🗣🗣 WHEN IN ROME😏😏 IT’S TRADITION😈😈 SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY👌👈☔️ #LEGALIZECHRISTIANITY‼️ SEND📲 THIS TO 🔟 rHOEmans👯♀️ AND YOU’LL BE A VESTAL VIRGIN😙 💅 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE A BARREN BITCH 😣 OR A FALLOW FUCKBOI😖 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU’RE A BOUNTIFUL BABE💃 GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE THE FLAMEN DIALIS 🔥 JUPITER’S HIGH🌬🚬 PRIEST😽🪐 GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE PONTIFEX maXXXimus 🤩🛐 GET 💯 BACK AND YOU’RE A CERTIFIED NYMPHO 🤤🎟🎢🎆 PAX ROMANA MEANS SEX FOR WORLD PEACE🌍✌️🌿
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Feb 14, 2021 13:41
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Feb 14, 2021 13:46
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drat, I wanna get spanked with some bloody goat strips this V Day...
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Feb 14, 2021 13:55
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The Saddest Rhino posted:HEY👋 YOU👋 ARE YOU UPSET😤😭💔 YOU WON’T GET ANY DICK🍆 VAG🌮✌️ OR rear end🍑 THIS VALENTINE’S DAY💘💘 WELL👏 YOU👏 ARE👏 IN👏 LUCK👏 TODAY📆 IS THE IDES OF FEBRUARY 👉😏👉 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🙌😨‼️ IT IS LUPERCALIA🎊 THE ROMAN FESTIVAL🎉🎉 THE CHURCH⛪️✝️ PEGGED🍆🍆 TO THE LEGEND OF ST VALENTINE 🙅♂️😇 WHY GOD GOTTA BE A COCKBLOCK❌🍆❌ EVER WONDER🤔 WHERE THE “FEBRUA”😩 IN FEBRUARY😫 CUMS🤤🍾💦💦💦 FROM⁉️ TAKE OUT YOUR STYLUS✏️ AND TABULA RASA🗒 AND GET READY TO TAKE SOME NOTES📝 CUZ THIS poo poo💩💩 IS ABOUT TO GET EDUCATIONAL🤓🤓 JUST HOW HARDCORE💯💯💯 WAS THIS ANCIENT PAGAN HOLIDAY¿¿🏺🔮HERE’S A HINT: NAKED ROMANS 🔞🔞🔞 TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ NAMED AFTER THE LUPERCAL, THE CAVE🕳 WHERE THE TWIN FOUNDERS OF ROME🏛 ROMULUS ET REMUS👬 WERE SUCKLED🤗🤗 BY THE SHE-WOLF🐺 MMM DAT MILKY MILKY MILK🍼🍼 INSIDE THE CAVE THE RITUAL👹🕯 WOULD BEGIN WITH TWO NAKED🤫 LUPERCI PRIESTS SACRIFICING ☠️👻 A GOAT🐐 AS A REPRESENTATION OF SEXUALITY👅🍒 AND A DOG🐕 RIP CERBERUS🦴 THE TWO PRIESTS WOULD USE THE CEREMONIAL DAGGER🔪 TO SMEAR BLOOD🩸 ON EACH OTHER’S FOREHEAD🤦♂️ AND WIPE IT AWAY👋 WITH MILK-SOAKED WOOL🥛🐑 WHILE LAUGHING😆😅 AFTER EATING THE SACRIFICIAL GOAT🍽🥢 THE PRIESTS WOULD CUT THE HIDE INTO STRIPS✂️ AND FASHION SOME INTO THONGS 🩲👙🔛 THE PRIESTS WOULD THEN RUN🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️ AROUND THE CITY👀🙈🍆🍆🍆 USING THE REMAINING BLOODY GOAT STRIPS😳🙄 AS INSTRUMENTS💉 OF PURIFICATION, OR “FEBRUA”😱🤯😵 WOMEN WOULD WELCOME THE LASHES📿📿 AS A BLESSING OF FERTILITY🙌🙏 SPANK ME, DADDY 👨🏻👋😝 MAYBE THIS ALL SOUNDS WILD AND CRAZY🤪 BUT HEY🗣🗣 WHEN IN ROME😏😏 IT’S TRADITION😈😈 SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY👌👈☔️ #LEGALIZECHRISTIANITY‼️ SEND📲 THIS TO 🔟 rHOEmans👯♀️ AND YOU’LL BE A VESTAL VIRGIN😙 💅 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE A BARREN BITCH 😣 OR A FALLOW FUCKBOI😖 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU’RE A BOUNTIFUL BABE💃 GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE THE FLAMEN DIALIS 🔥 JUPITER’S HIGH🌬🚬 PRIEST😽🪐 GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE PONTIFEX maXXXimus 🤩🛐 GET 💯 BACK AND YOU’RE A CERTIFIED NYMPHO 🤤🎟🎢🎆 PAX ROMANA MEANS SEX FOR WORLD PEACE🌍✌️🌿 When did Drunken History become Drunktext History?
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Stealing my good morning text to my partner on Valentines Day from TSR.
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Skulk Hogan posted:Stealing my good morning text to my partner on Valentines Day from TSR. That TSR post is a Valentine's gift to all of us good posters on IOSM.
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