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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Dolly Spartan

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Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


TontoCorazon posted:

Dolly Spartan

:golfclap:

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

TontoCorazon posted:

Dolly Spartan

Thread title please

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


He likes to be referred to as Gros Michel.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I'd really like to try the stupid banana that loving died some time but I've never seen one here in CT.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
https://i.imgur.com/CcTrmxa.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Never seen an rear end lick itself.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Humphreys posted:

Never seen an rear end lick itself.

No job is safe from automation

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




https://twitter.com/davidclewis/status/1360870718418870272

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

Pro click right here.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

actually incredible

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I am a bath addict. I need to regularly commune with water or I lose my mind.

When we lived in Madison,.Wi. for two years while my wife got her masters, our apartment only had a shower cubical. It was fine, at first.

I got a job at Epic, they make the medical software that about half of doctors offices use. Stress slowly grew, I started to loathe it. I would cry on Sundays.

So.

I went to the big box store and bought the biggest rubbermaid container they had. I just barely fit in it, with my legs over the side.

I'd like to say that it saved my job. It didn't, but it might have saved me. It was about this time when my dad killed himself.


So all that said, these people are out of their goddamned minds.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Beachcomber posted:

I am a bath addict. I need to regularly commune with water or I lose my mind.

When we lived in Madison,.Wi. for two years while my wife got her masters, our apartment only had a shower cubical. It was fine, at first.

I got a job at Epic, they make the medical software that about half of doctors offices use. Stress slowly grew, I started to loathe it. I would cry on Sundays.

So.

I went to the big box store and bought the biggest rubbermaid container they had. I just barely fit in it, with my legs over the side.

I'd like to say that it saved my job. It didn't, but it might have saved me. It was about this time when my dad killed himself.


So all that said, these people are out of their goddamned minds.

which recipe is this quote from

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

ChubbyChecker posted:

which recipe is this quote from

Cornish pastys

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

ChubbyChecker posted:

which recipe is this quote from

Lincoln Log Sandwiches:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

Lincoln Log Sandwiches:


Stocky Manhood posted:

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ChubbyChecker posted:

which recipe is this quote from

I thought it was the plot of The Shape of Water.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
That post is incredibly depressing

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Beachcomber posted:

I am a bath addict. I need to regularly commune with water or I lose my mind.

When we lived in Madison,.Wi. for two years while my wife got her masters, our apartment only had a shower cubical. It was fine, at first.

I got a job at Epic, they make the medical software that about half of doctors offices use. Stress slowly grew, I started to loathe it. I would cry on Sundays.

So.

I went to the big box store and bought the biggest rubbermaid container they had. I just barely fit in it, with my legs over the side.

I'd like to say that it saved my job. It didn't, but it might have saved me. It was about this time when my dad killed himself.


So all that said, these people are out of their goddamned minds.

fellow Epic washout here. it gets better, but only after you quit

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

LordSaturn posted:

fellow Epic washout here. it gets better, but only after you quit

There is something amazing about that "Post-quitting" feeling, where all that poo poo just sloughs off.

The last job I quit, man I felt amazing, and I hadnt realized until I did leave there, that I had been INSANELY BORED. The place was driving me up a wall, I was so goddamn bored.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

What about second breakfast?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Finally a cause that I'm willing to die for.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zero One posted:

What about second breakfast?

imagine having regular breakfast, and brunch every day...it's legit as hell.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

ChubbyChecker posted:

which recipe is this quote from
It's the intro to a Polygon review of Subnautica

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Pustulio posted:

I have never regretted it when I stopped at a random stand selling stuff by the side of the road, and I never will.

Best beef jerky I've ever had I found at a little trailer in a guy's yard on a kind of rural road in Idaho near Silverwood

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
People talking about road food, I was driving through the pineys once and saw a piece of plywood with "SEX TOYS ⬅⬅" written on it in spray paint pointing to a shed along a dirt driveway.

Didn't stop.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I once bought fresh scallops and lobster tails from a truck on the side of Queen's Creek Rd heading towards Maricopa, Arizona and they were fantastic.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


I'd rather take my chances on the roadside chicken than a Purdue Farms one. Sure, industrial scale farming brings consistency, but that also includes "up to 30% salmonella infected" and other similar niceties.

E: btw, Solice Kirsk, where was your previous avatar from? It was always my favorite here.

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
I once took a friend to pick up his wife at the airport in New Orleans and got the best bowl of red beans and rice I’ve ever had from this old dude who had set up a cook pot in an empty storefront.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

LordSaturn posted:

fellow Epic washout here. it gets better, but only after you quit

Sounds like I'm glad I didn't accept the offer after grad school a few years ago! $100k in the Midwest sounded suspiciously high.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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gbut posted:

I'd rather take my chances on the roadside chicken than a Purdue Farms one. Sure, industrial scale farming brings consistency, but that also includes "up to 30% salmonella infected" and other similar niceties.

E: btw, Solice Kirsk, where was your previous avatar from? It was always my favorite here.

I got it in one of those "get an avatar" threads and I wish I had saved it because I want it back. Thought I did before I got my Halloween one.

edit:

I found the main .gif it came from, but have no idea how to shrink it down to buy my av back though.

https://i.imgur.com/9RvVUp6.gifv

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 00:17 on Feb 15, 2021

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Solice Kirsk posted:

I got it in one of those "get an avatar" threads and I wish I had saved it because I want it back. Thought I did before I got my Halloween one.

edit:

I found the main .gif it came from, but have no idea how to shrink it down to buy my av back though.

https://i.imgur.com/9RvVUp6.gifv
Here's a quick & dirty one I minimized with PhotoShop:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Here's a quick & dirty one I minimized with PhotoShop:


Fuckin awesome! Danke!

edit:
Oh god I lost my Wild Cards tag!!!!! Noooooooooooo!

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 00:33 on Feb 15, 2021

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Dug too deep and too greedily

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Yeah you need to add your tags in when you buy a new av, and make sure you're using an image link to the file stored on the SA servers. Unfortunately we can't browse the gangtag servers but if you see someone else with it you can copy the URL from them.

Check your PMs, I had a gift certificate I'm pretty sure is still usable.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Memento posted:

Yeah you need to add your tags in when you buy a new av, and make sure you're using an image link to the file stored on the SA servers. Unfortunately we can't browse the gangtag servers but if you see someone else with it you can copy the URL from them.

Check your PMs, I had a gift certificate I'm pretty sure is still usable.

Thank you very much for this. I'll pay it forward.

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