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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I too did not know I was deaf until I bought a cat.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

:catdrugs: https://twitter.com/cutetiapine/status/1358981920428863488 :catdrugs:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://twitter.com/BatEveryHour/status/1360770858961223683

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
The vampire shouldn't be one of the crew, it should secretly sleep in a torpedo tube and skulk around only feeding on sleeping people, slowly draining them of their life essence and trying to avoid situations where its torpedo would get launched

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SniperWoreConverse posted:

The vampire shouldn't be one of the crew, it should secretly sleep in a torpedo tube and skulk around only feeding on sleeping people, slowly draining them of their life essence and trying to avoid situations where its torpedo would get launched

I appreciate this post on its own merits, having long forgotten whatever conversation it's referencing

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

It should be a crew of vampires.

They'd be the perfect submariners. No need for life support/air/heat/light/etc. The sub could be full of water so that pressure wouldn't be so big of a deal.

They could stay on station for years.

Anybody writing yet?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
what would they feed on
how would the sub fit 100 coffins

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


spacetoaster posted:

It should be a crew of vampires.

They'd be the perfect submariners. No need for life support/air/heat/light/etc. The sub could be full of water so that pressure wouldn't be so big of a deal.

They could stay on station for years.

Anybody writing yet?

They have to survive a stowaway named...
Van Helsing!!!!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
a sub full of vampires in a tense game of cat and mouse against a sub full of vampire hunters

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


The hunters fire off all their torpedos to no avail.

The do what must be done, fire a giant stake.

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

The giant stake is accidentally intercepted by the submarine full of frankensteins, who were on an exciting journey of adventure and self discovery in another book, largely unrelated to the vampire submarine one. :saddowns:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Robo Reagan posted:

what would they feed on
how would the sub fit 100 coffins

Get this.

The sub....is the coffin.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Meowijuana is a loving pro tier brand name for catnip.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin



Let me know if you want this as an av, I'll buy you a gift cert

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1360822147095035904


:five:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

spacetoaster posted:

It should be a crew of vampires.

They'd be the perfect submariners. No need for life support/air/heat/light/etc. The sub could be full of water so that pressure wouldn't be so big of a deal.

They could stay on station for years.

Anybody writing yet?

Peter Watts has essentially written that already, except the vampire is in a different book from the pressure adapted humans. All online, too.

Warning though, his work is pretty much all relentlessly bleak.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Butterfly Valley posted:

It never fails to blow my mind how medieval artists could lovingly render beautiful depictions of the virgin mary or jesus or royalty but absolutely lost their poo poo when it came to doing a baby face or a cat that didn't look human or understanding the concept of 'far thing look smaller than near thing'

A lot of medieval art intentionally messed with perspective for stylistic reasons. e.g more important things would be made bigger even if they are further away in the scene

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Let's watch the rats bet on the stock market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYKnodeu1Rg

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I will forever aspire to be as comfortable as this dog:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

I will forever aspire to be as comfortable as this dog:



I think that's a horse. :magemage:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Screaming irl because it should be werewolves and called Wolfpack

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I'm not going to share them because it would be weird. But a guy in a local discord posted pictures of his son acting out scenes from The Iron Giant while he watches the movie and it's adorable

Kid has good taste

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Screaming irl because it should be werewolves and called Wolfpack

There's not even a moon underwater, you fool!!!!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

There's not even a moon underwater, you fool!!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonfish

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Len posted:

I'm not going to share them because it would be weird. But a guy in a local discord posted pictures of his son acting out scenes from The Iron Giant while he watches the movie and it's adorable

Kid has good taste

That kid has great taste. The Iron Giant is so blessed. My niece and I would act out scenes from it while playing at the park and those are some of my most treasured moments in life.

E: Her cat's name is Hogarth :3:

fizzymercury fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Feb 14, 2021

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Got my first dose of the covid vaccine today!

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Amorphous Abode posted:

The giant stake is accidentally intercepted by the submarine full of frankensteins, who were on an exciting journey of adventure and self discovery in another book, largely unrelated to the vampire submarine one. :saddowns:

the last line of Frankenstein:

“He was soon borne away by the waves, and lost in darkness and distance.”

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



dog nougat posted:

Got my first dose of the covid vaccine today!


gently caress yeah dude, that owns.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/officialDannyT/status/1361021530885419009

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyx3xkdi4uw

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://giant.gfycat.com/IdleInfamousBug.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:kimchi:

e: bookmarking to show other cats when they think that a paw slap is the best way to get what they want

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
It's his way of telling you to open the bloody door. Oh and there's sound.
https://i.imgur.com/zil4Bhv.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
You're doing great and I'm glad you exist?

I am not on my phone so....

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
My mild dyslexia reads that as "YOU RED DINGO GREET ANDRES ENST"

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