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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

FuturePastNow posted:

Or a Ford Taurus as late as 2005 or so

I'm including build quality in my comparison. The 3.0l v6 was garbage in the late taurus though.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I had to ride in one of those from Commack Long Island all the way to the museum of natural history in Manhattan.

I remember absolutely nothing about the museum but I was sick the whole day.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
This doesn't seem good

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SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

wesleywillis posted:

This doesn't seem good



Ehh its not really that risky. You cant really build up potential energy in the wrenches, so if something fails its all just gonna flop to the floor, not spring back or anything.

https://www.testequipmentdepot.com/...ohoCqNwQAvD_BwE

They even make tools that pretty much do the same thing. I own one of these and its a rare fitting that it cant get off.

SpaceCadetBob fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Feb 14, 2021

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Dick Trauma posted:

Station wagons have had those awful seats for ages. It's the place I discovered that if I ride backwards I get almost immediately nauseated.



That's just the exhaust getting sucked in the back window.

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

We had a wagon like that I loved the back seat


that was a wild summer

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

stuxracer posted:

Your skull is the crumple zone.

Model Y will literally kill you if you're an adult in the third row and the car is even in the most minor accident.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/insideevs.com/news/487821/model-y-third-row-not-for-adults/amp/

MisterOblivious fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Feb 14, 2021

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


chuckin' pennies out the back window at tailgaters

Doctor Zaius
Jul 30, 2010

I say.

Dick Trauma posted:

Station wagons have had those awful seats for ages. It's the place I discovered that if I ride backwards I get almost immediately nauseated.



Those seats were how I discovered, after a several hour car ride in one, that while I was *nearly* immune to motion sickness, I was not *totally* immune.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

MisterOblivious posted:

Model Y will literally kill you if you're an adult in the third row and the car is even in the most minor accident.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/insideevs.com/news/487821/model-y-third-row-not-for-adults/amp/

Why does this exist? Who asked for this? It would be safer and more comfortable to take out the back seat and have people lie down in the trunk.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Buttchocks posted:

Why does this exist? Who asked for this? It would be safer and more comfortable to take out the back seat and have people lie down in the trunk.

It says on the spec sheet that it needs to seat seven. Doesn't say anything about seating seven safely :smug:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Spoiler alert:
https://i.imgur.com/QlIKP3L.mp4

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Feb 14, 2021

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Yeah, my parents had a Chevy wagon with the rear facing seats. That poo poo was fuckin awesome.
When we were teenagers, it was the best spot for hanging out the window and throwing eggs at people/things.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Buttchocks posted:

Why does this exist? Who asked for this? It would be safer and more comfortable to take out the back seat and have people lie down in the trunk.

Because usually when a car has 6+ occupants at least two of them will be children. It's an option anyway, so most cars probably won't even have those seats.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

FuturePastNow posted:

chuckin' pennies out the back window at tailgaters

Used to drive a '79 Chevy van with openable back widows. People used to piss out them, or drop fireworks....

Until that time time the cops got involved.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

wesleywillis posted:

Yeah, my parents had a Chevy wagon with the rear facing seats. That poo poo was fuckin awesome.
When we were teenagers, it was the best spot for hanging out the window and throwing eggs at people/things.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gwd6EqHfsc

Big Mom rear end energy

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Dick Trauma posted:

Station wagons have had those awful seats for ages. It's the place I discovered that if I ride backwards I get almost immediately nauseated.



My dad's GMC Safari's back seat was like that for a year or so. Not by design, the reclining mechanism for the driver's seat broke and my dad realized if we turned the back seat around, it kept the driver's seat back from flopping horizontal and kept it and a comfortable angle for him.

It made for a pretty great 8 hour road trip when I was like 10 or 11 and I got to put my feet up on the cooler and felt like I had the whole cargo area for myself.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
My dad's Chevy Cavalier station wagon didn't have 3rd row seats, we just sat in the cargo area, sometimes with the hatch open if it was a short trip.

Took a nearly 9 hour each way drive one time in my cousin's minivan with 8 people when we were kids. They removed the center row and half the people sat on the floor for the entire ride.

Edit: it was probably safer then when we put five people and luggage into a Fiat Maluch for a 3 hour drive across Poland.

Uthor fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Feb 14, 2021

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

Boogalo posted:

I quietly yelled nooooooo the whole time while watching (there's sound)

https://i.imgur.com/0Lwo6tc.mp4

From a few pages back but this reminded me, does anyone in here have the 40 hour HAZWOPER training? I don't think I probably need it for my current EHS job but I see it mentioned in the occasional EHS vacancy I see online. It doesn't cost all that much, but christ, sitting in front of a computer for 40 hours would be rough.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

That sure got spoiled hard!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
that's a good way to increase the downforce, sure, why not

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Sweet reverse snow plow

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
when I was 11 or so, my parents bought a Dodge van. it'd been used by the previous owners to make pilgrimages to Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker's Heritage USA Christian amusement park, so they'd stenciled a dove into each door.

except for the driver's seat, there were no seatbelts, and the back bench (which folded into a bed, futon style) wasn't even bolted to the floor. (so on our first trip in it, my brothers and I laughed uproariously when it tipped over at every stop, with us in it.) (it was a different era, but the first thing Dad did was put in seatbelts and, uh, bolts.)

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

iroc.dis posted:

From a few pages back but this reminded me, does anyone in here have the 40 hour HAZWOPER training? I don't think I probably need it for my current EHS job but I see it mentioned in the occasional EHS vacancy I see online. It doesn't cost all that much, but christ, sitting in front of a computer for 40 hours would be rough.

I'm supposed to get one at work but I was left out of the training. Supposedly my coworker did it, but im not really sure how effective it was. Our new staff did a bunch of online trainings and certs but most things were unlimited attempts, so they went about it by skipping the lessons and just trying to pass the test by process of elimination

titty_baby_ fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Feb 14, 2021

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

iroc.dis posted:

From a few pages back but this reminded me, does anyone in here have the 40 hour HAZWOPER training? I don't think I probably need it for my current EHS job but I see it mentioned in the occasional EHS vacancy I see online. It doesn't cost all that much, but christ, sitting in front of a computer for 40 hours would be rough.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
My grandad had HAZWOPER but i think the proper term these days is Hazardo-Italiano.

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme
The thing with those is that you literally can't get the cert without having had the course open for the required n hours. It won't even launch the test for you.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/aFIcsNQ.gifv

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I saw this post in the anti-food porn thread and felt it needed to be shared here

fizzymercy posted:

Mercury tastes like mercury. Vaguely sweet and metallic and weirdly dense and slippery. It felt oily. It warmed up really fast and I couldn't wash it out of my mouth with water so I had to swish with mouthwash to get it out. My sense of taste got hosed up for a few days afterwards and I cried a lot thinking I was going to go insane. E: Also my hands and feet still have neuropathy from this.

It distinctly did not taste like the liquid form of the silver almonds you see at weddings, which is what dumb child me thought it would taste like. I was very disappointed in my Mother rushing me to the ER for what should have tasted like dreams.

(Don't drink your Father the Science Teacher's mercury sample.)

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

titty_baby_ posted:

I'm supposed to get one at work but I was left out of the training. Supposedly my coworker did it, but im not really sure how effective it was. Our new staff did a bunch of online trainings and certs but most things were unlimited attempts, so they went about it by skipping the lessons and just trying to pass the test by process of elimination

Back when I used to work in a fabrication lab. The company I worked for would have the local fire department take the course with all of our clean up folks. When you have to retake the course every year because a lot of people are extremely bad at record keeping, the course turns into 16 hours of actual training and 24 hours of sitting around, bullshitting with fire fighters, EMTs and fabrication lab workers and listening to stories of horrible poo poo told by sociopaths.

It was the real-life version of this tread and it was a once a year treat that I looked forward to.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Whooping Crabs posted:

Mercury tastes like mercury. Vaguely sweet and metallic and weirdly dense and slippery. It felt oily. It warmed up really fast and I couldn't wash it out of my mouth with water so I had to swish with mouthwash to get it out. My sense of taste got hosed up for a few days afterwards and I cried a lot thinking I was going to go insane. E: Also my hands and feet still have neuropathy from this.

It distinctly did not taste like the liquid form of the silver almonds you see at weddings, which is what dumb child me thought it would taste like. I was very disappointed in my Mother rushing me to the ER for what should have tasted like dreams.

(Don't drink your Father the Science Teacher's mercury sample.)

:stare::hf::rip:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Whooping Crabs posted:

I saw this post in the anti-food porn thread and felt it needed to be shared here

Huh, didn't know Cody had an account here.

May Contain Nuts
Sep 12, 2007

but still delicious

Fat Loser posted:

the course turns into 16 hours of actual training and 24 hours of sitting around, bullshitting with fire fighters, EMTs and fabrication lab workers and listening to stories of horrible poo poo told by sociopaths.

This sounds like every class I took during my apprenticeship.

My boss signed me up for a week long OSHA 30 class and I assumed it was going to be pretty much the same thing, and maybe it would have been except then COVID happened, so he had me do it online. It was the worst class experiece I've ever had.

The 'class' was be clicking through what ammounted to PowerPoint slides with accompanying audio reading the slides out loud. Every slide had a timer that wouldn't let you click to the next one until the 'reader' had finished all of the content of the page.

Every few slides was an interactive exercise, you had to match terms or put a list of steps in order through click-and-drag interface. This was super annoying to do the few times I tried to use a mobile device instead of my laptop because it wouldn't let me zoom out and it would quickly scroll well past where when my finger approached the edge of the screen. Luckily the interactive parts didn't have a timer so you could just click right to the next slide and completely skip all the excercises.

The quiz at the end of each module was 10 multiple choice or true/false questions. Sometimes they were about important parts of the module like dimensions of trench where shoring is to be required. Sometimes they were about not important or memorable things at all like the job title of the person who holds the traffic signs at the edge of road work project.

When I finished clicking through each module and all the section quizzes there was a mandatory course evaluation before the final exam. Mostly statements with a strongly disagree to strongly agree scale and a few places where you could type comments. I answered the scale questions honestly and gave what I thought was constructive criticism for how boring and not engaging the course was in the comments sections even though I'm pretty sure nobody is going to read them. Also you can't go back and change your answers after completing the evaluation, I found this out when I tried to go back and and write some very angry things because...

After the course evaluation when I clicked on the 'take the final exam' button a message popped up saying: [paraphrased] You clicked through all the slides in 21 hours and 15 minutes. And this is OSHA 30 so go back and review material for almost 9 hours before we let you take the final exam. Also the course software will time out after 15 minutes of inactivity so you can't just disable your computer's screensaver and leave the course on overnight. So for the next few days after work I had the course open and set a timer to go off every 13 minutes on my phone and I would go just hit the 'next' button until the timer hit 30 hours.

The final exam was about 30 questions in the same style as the module quizzes, it took about 5 minutes.

Would not recommend.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I took OSHA 10 a bit more than a decade ago in a union hall.

Did they ever put expirations on those? I remember hearing that being talked about, but didn't stick around long enough in the trade to care.

Doesn't taking 30 qualify you to teach 10?

May Contain Nuts
Sep 12, 2007

but still delicious
My 30 card says on the card that it doesn't expire.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Nice. I just remember it being loosely talked about at the class. People didn't want another yearly class besides what they already had with first aid and cpr.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qojhbzNFOo1r0uzl6.mp4

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
They don’t officially expire but lots of contracts nowadays are calling for record of osha10 for all workers within the last 2 years.

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

It's like in movie when the last guy gets shot in the chest and starts walking away before falling to their death.

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