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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Fleetwood posted:

Dr Jill is going to teach Americas gay youth proper dick sucking technique

That was supposed to be Nancy Reagan's role, but she betrayed the gay community during the AIDS crisis and kept her dick sucking secrets to the grave

Homora Gaykemi
Apr 30, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Ducklo is lit

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Dicklo

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I'm doing a lot of waiting for other people to do stuff at my job today which means I'm spending a lot of time thinking about old takes and being mad about them again

https://twitter.com/GranularityRUs/status/1234945678834466821

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Lyin' Liz reminds me of Lisa Simpson

FallenGod
May 23, 2002

Unite, Afro Warriors!

spacemang_spliff posted:

Lyin' Liz reminds me of Lisa Simpson

Lisa became president, though

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


spacemang_spliff posted:

Lyin' Liz reminds me of Lisa Simpson

Lisa Simpson at least believed in stuff

FallenGod posted:

Lisa became president, though

Lol

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

all of the Lisa/Hermione comparisons reveal that the same traits people rightfully hate when they're coming from fedora bros are actually wonderful and positive when they're coming from someone they identify with themselves

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

FallenGod posted:

Lisa became president, though

lol oh yeah

didn't she do a bunch of austerity poo poo after president trump

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Lisa is good but Hermione managed to be an author/reader-insert without being a main character, with the exception of the time the books made fun of her for disliking slavery (this is not a good exception)

The only other example of this I can think of off the top of my head is Sam Tarly from GoT, but that one's ok because everyone else in GoT is constantly owning him which helps cut down on the Mary-Sue-ness

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

loquacius posted:

all of the Lisa/Hermione comparisons reveal that the same traits people rightfully hate when they're coming from fedora bros are actually wonderful and positive when they're coming from someone they identify with themselves

well actually...

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

FallenGod posted:

Lisa became president, though

didn't Bart canonically become a Supreme Court justice too

which begs the question, did Lisa appoint him, or

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
I meant Lisa after Al Jean became show runner

not like the Lisa who gives Marge poo poo for being a cop

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


"racist artifact" is such an incredible term

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

I AM THE HALLOWED GUARDIAN OF THE RACISM CHALICE, WHO DARES AWAKEN ME

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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why does Liz Warren have a collection of mammy figurines

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord
elizabeth warren definitely takes risperdal

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Moon Shrimp
Sep 7, 2013
*adminishly* we are not laughing at the garbage being posted in this thread

Brain Candy
May 18, 2006

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Lizperdal "Racist Kitchen Artifacts" Warren

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I have proof that Liz Warren hired a witcher to dispatch a botchling

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

spacemang_spliff posted:

why does Liz Warren have a collection of mammy figurines

https://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/mammies/ go see all the ones you want here.

a bakery near me had a bunch and only like 3 years ago people started complaining

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Liz Warren if she ran a chain of grocery stores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP4yX2rkpBc

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

sonatinas posted:

https://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/mammies/ go see all the ones you want here.

a bakery near me had a bunch and only like 3 years ago people started complaining

my grandma had them.

she also made sock monkeys which I'm pretty sure don't have a racist connotation but sure feel like they do

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

wow they smoothed the hell outta that jill

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

spacemang_spliff posted:

my grandma had them.

she also made sock monkeys which I'm pretty sure don't have a racist connotation but sure feel like they do

my mother-in-law got my wife a sock monkey themed calendar once and it was the most horrifying thing either of us had ever seen

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord
are the ones with a fez more or less racist than the ones with beanies

asking for myself, who has no friends, but might own a sock monkey with a fez in a box somewhere

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Dr Smooth Jill

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

I'm so glad we have the media to shield our politicians from any scrutiny.

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Flavius Aetass posted:

what technology do they think supplanted high-speed rail

planes

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

Yinlock posted:

"racist artifact" is such an incredible term

*gibbers lovecraftishly*

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

missing the panel where he grabs her and sniffs, but otherwise accurate

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Grapplejack posted:

Dr Biden would NEVER grapefruit her man and as such is officially NOT a gay icon

what's grapefruiting? I'm trying not to open more tabs on my phone's browser

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Fleetwood posted:

what's grapefruiting? I'm trying not to open more tabs on my phone's browser

"When your partner is all wet and ready, poke a hole as large as your partner's willy in the grapefruit. When the hole has been made, slide it down on your partner's penis, and follow it up with a fellatio while moving the grapefruit in an up-down motion on his shaft"

lol yeah that sounds horrible

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
its an infamous and actually worthless technique where you use the middle section of a grapefruit on a penis and your mouth on the head. It would probably be pretty cool if the juice didnt sting your pisshole inevitably

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Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
lmao goodness gracious

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