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LadyPictureShow posted:To me, it reads like an unsettling message you come across in a Silent Hill game. lmao
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LadyPictureShow posted:To me, it reads like an unsettling message you come across in a Silent Hill game. mods please rename thread The Garfield Eats App: Meat Never Dies
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Feb 15, 2021 12:03
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I am entergaged 
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Feb 15, 2021 12:45
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https://i.imgur.com/Twn5xZA.mp4 this man is very off-putting in try-hard, theater kid ways. But also like he has no idea what is funny or normal behavior, so it all comes off very uncomfortable. Tato fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Feb 15, 2021 |
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Feb 15, 2021 16:09
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I once found myself at a party full of college grad theater//band people. That’s an apt comparison.
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Bright Bart posted:I'm the shirt with my own name on it. That's not a shirt, that's an apron. You don't wear a shirt with the apron, you wear it with a cartoon-themed suit Edit: OMG, Nathan has cartoon whiskers like Garfield's on the collar of his shirt, you can see them in the close up when he dances. Haulin Oates fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Feb 15, 2021 |
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Feb 15, 2021 17:49
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Tato posted:https://i.imgur.com/Twn5xZA.mp4 I want to know the story behind this video. Looking at their YouTube channel, they only have a handful of videos. It seems pretty unlikely that they reached out to Nathen. Did he reach out to them? Did he just message a bunch of YouTube channels to see if anyone would agree to interviewing him? Also that channel's whole joke seems to be making people uncomfortable. But Nathen seems to have no idea how to run with it and cannot handle being mocked or roasted in any way, despite the fact that he probably chose them and presumably knew what he was getting himself into.
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Feb 15, 2021 18:04
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Oh my god, i love this Finally nathen content that i know exactly how to feel about
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Feb 15, 2021 18:16
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holy poo poo
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ive been following this thread for a while now and you know, at the beginning i was so entergaged you wouldnt even believe it but the longer it goes on the more i cant help but dwell on what a waste it all is. how like even a small fraction of the money his rich dad threw at him just to make him be away (that he might as well have just blended into garfaccinos) could have DONE SO MUCH GOOD IN THE WORLD. like clearly, for all the bad you can say about nathan he at least has some amount of drive as long as it results in him getting attention. imagine if he had channeled it into something worthwhile; start up a loving garfield branded animal shelter or organize fundraisers for lgbtq youth who are struggling or if for whatever reason food absolutely must be involved develop some kind of distrubution network to put a gd lasanga into the hands of the homeless or food insecure i dont know im not a rich failson but LITERALLY ANYTHING, anything at all would have been less of a waste... and yet, this is what we have. i wonder how much it cost to have someone write produce and perform that song.
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lol I love that it sounds like they recorded all audio on fisher-price toy microphones I have a feeling that whatever studio he hired for these stunts must be enjoying getting paid to half-rear end everything while being able to treat him with contempt so openly
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LadyPictureShow posted:To me, it reads like an unsettling message you come across in a Silent Hill game. what is the riddle of meat? the riddle of eats? I can't crack the code 
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so against my better judgement, I watched the intro to that "documentary" video again and it showed a person working at Garfield Eats named "Noel" in the opening credits, but god help me I don't want to watch the whole thing twice, but i don't remember that person being in the video at all. maybe Noel didnt sign the release?
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Last Chance posted:so against my better judgement, I watched the intro to that "documentary" video again and it showed a person working at Garfield Eats named "Noel" in the opening credits, but god help me I don't want to watch the whole thing twice, but i don't remember that person being in the video at all. maybe Noel didnt sign the release? The end of the video shows Noel appearing in the next "episode".
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Bloopsy posted:The end of the video shows Noel appearing in the next "episode". Ah, thank you
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Anyone else thinking maybe Nathen himself is singing the GarfEats song? And used the pre-installed software on his MacBook to make the whole thing?
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he’d be way hotter if he either grew the beard out or shaved it all off
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"why are we always eating garfield... there's an element of cannibalism there. perhaps you're a fan of vore?" "vore? never heard of it" "let me tell you what it is"
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I was on the edge of my seat during that exchange
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Smells Like GarfEats by Nermalvana Load up on tums, bring your friends It's fun to chow down and to distend I'm over-fed and self-assured Oh ho, I know a kitty purred Hello, hello, hello, how meow Hello, hello, hello, how meow Hello, hello, hello, how meow Hello, hello, hello With the lasagna, he's real generous Here we Garf now, entergage us I love Nathen, he's outrageous Here we Garf now, entergage us In Toronto, an Epinardo, a Garfeccino, my Giardino Yeah, hey A tangy sauce full of zest And for this gift I am blessed Our little Garf has always been And always will until the end Hello, hello, hello, how meow Hello, hello, hello, how meow Hello, hello, hello, how meow Hello, hello, hello With the lasagna, he's real generous Here we Garf now, entergage us I love Nathen, he's outrageous Here we Garf now, entergage us In Toronto, an Epinardo, a Garfeccino, my Giardino Yeah, hey And I regret just what I taste Oh yeah, I guess it shakes up bile A mound of lard, so unrefined Oh well, whatever, never mind Hello, hello, hello, how meow Hello, hello, hello, how meow Hello, hello, hello, how meow Hello, hello, hello With the lasagna, he's real generous Here we Garf now, entergage us I love Nathen, he's outrageous Here we Garf now, entergage us In Toronto, an Epinardo, a Garfeccino, my Giardino In denial, in denial, in denial, in denial, in denial In denial, in denial, in denial, in denial
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Agent Escalus posted:Anyone else thinking maybe Nathen himself is singing the GarfEats song? And used the pre-installed software on his MacBook to make the whole thing? I thought this was what it was as soon as I heard it.
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Lt. Cock posted:Shut the gently caress up and look at this. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Feb 16, 2021 01:37
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So seriously which goons are these two? There's no way the two of them aren't loving with him through this entire video
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There was an old timey Australian vaudeviĺlian & film comedian named Roy Rene whose character, Mo, had a beard/stubble a lot like Nathen's. But unlike Nathen, Mo was actually (intentionally) funny. After watching the Mazri interview video above, part of me just wants to see another of an interviewer repeatedly slapping Nathen's face, hard. Does this make me a bad person? BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Feb 16, 2021 |
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Love me. Feed me. Don't leave me. or else
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Feb 16, 2021 04:14
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i'm quoting this again because it's absolutely incredible content
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Tato posted:this man is very off-putting in try-hard, theater kid ways. Theater kid would explain why his facial hair looks like it was applied with a stipple sponge.  Yessssssss, thread title change!
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I appreciate mazri's shadow, virile, civilized at once.
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That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even meat may die
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NATHEN posted:Look at you, landlord: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you evict my business. How can you challenge a perfect, entergaging garfaccino?
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Oh, wow, 52 new posts Oh Oh wow
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deadwing posted:i'm quoting this again because it's absolutely incredible content I can't even skip through it without wanting to die
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gently caress SNEEP posted:I can't even skip through it without wanting to die Every time I make it a little further before inwardly cringing so hard i have to shut it off and do something else. Maybe I'm building a tolerance?
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 I haven't seen video of Nathen but I imagine his energy is like this, all the time.
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To be fair, when you're put on the spot like that like with those two in the video, who are going out of their way to make it as awkward as possible, it's probably not easy to naturally roll with it. But even then, Nathen's responses, mannerisms, everything, read like a computer algorithm trying to emulate how a real human might respond in those situations.
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:To be fair, when you're put on the spot like that like with those two in the video, who are going out of their way to make it as awkward as possible, it's probably not easy to naturally roll with it. But even then, Nathen's responses, mannerisms, everything, read like a computer algorithm trying to emulate how a real human might respond in those situations. If you request to go on between two ferns you should expect to be put between two ferns. To be honest I’m pretty sure he also paid them to do that.
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Frank Frank posted:Every time I make it a little further before inwardly cringing so hard i have to shut it off and do something else. Maybe I'm building a tolerance? Or an addiction. Are you willing to admit being a Mazriholic?
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goodog posted:What Nathen really wants is celebrity as a performer. All the Garfield marketing stunts aren't a desperate attempt to save a failing business. The failing business is an excuse to perform the marketing stunts. It's why he's willing to allow some self-deprecation as the clownish Garfield guy. Because being famous as a 'comedian' is more important to Nathen than being a successful entrepreneur. His whole marketing/social media/ tech bullshit career was just to please his dad. I just brought myself to watch this. It reminds me a lot of the school camp 'talent night' skits we used to knock up when I was a kid. Simplistic script, lame jokes, and poorly acted. 1 star (for the other production values), do not recommend.
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