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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Every aquarium has a guy that will sell you Shrimp Growth Hormone, you just have to know the secret password

What is the secret password? asking for no reason

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Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Waterbed Wendy posted:

What is the secret password? asking for no reason

Shramp

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Whoa whoa whoa
Full Vein Vinny ain't gonna be happy with you just givin out the password like that

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Whoa whoa whoa
Full Vein Vinny ain't gonna be happy with you just givin out the password like that

Leonardo da pinchy is musseling onto his surf, and shells out better.

naem
May 29, 2011

Telsa Cola posted:

Lol jesus they breed like crazy apparently.

they live in temporary puddles that dry up half the year where fish can’t live (gives them an edge, no predators)

their eggs can survive decades dry before hatching if need be, they’ve survived since dinos walked the earth and will outlast us all likely

I didn’t know they exist a week ago lol

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

naem posted:

they live in temporary puddles that dry up half the year where fish can’t live (gives them an edge, no predators)

their eggs can survive decades dry before hatching if need be, they’ve survived since dinos walked the earth and will outlast us all likely

I didn’t know they exist a week ago lol

Some are hermaphrodites and will basically just clone themselves if need be. One of the issues you might have with selective breeding, depending on species.

And yeah I knew about the temporary pool thing I just didn't imagine they would basically start dropping eggs nonstop, though it does make sense.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Do crab muscles get stronger of they work out with resistance? If I had special crab exercise equipment and somehow forced or trained a crab to work out, would I eventually end up with a bulky musclecrab?

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Smugworth posted:

Do crab muscles get stronger of they work out with resistance? If I had special crab exercise equipment and somehow forced or trained a crab to work out, would I eventually end up with a bulky musclecrab?



I have no idea if they do get stronger but what would happen is that whenever they molted the new shell they had would just cover everything up. So you would just have a slightly larger crab.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Flannelette posted:

Marxist crabs in a bucket.
:crab: Marxist crabs in a bucket would work together and form a PILE to get out of the bucket and get rid of the bucket's owner :yeeclaw:

Smugworth posted:

a bulky musclecrab?

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Feb 16, 2021

naem
May 29, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/x9IcZfu.mp4

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Telsa Cola posted:

I have no idea if they do get stronger but what would happen is that whenever they molted the new shell they had would just cover everything up. So you would just have a slightly larger crab.
On the other hand: A slightly larger crab. Consider our offer.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i miss having crustaceans

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cgal

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Lmao leonardo de pinchy

MinutePirateBug
Mar 4, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCKsOoo6O88

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
I love me some crebs

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Is this how you pet crustaceans?

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8766a187-9f30-4368-9de5-9e063eb82f51

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Feb 16, 2021

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Telsa Cola posted:

Get some of the bigger species and start breeding. If someone can make rainbow colored shrimp in a shortish time span I'm sure you can select for size in a relatively similar time span.

Hamster sized might take a long while though.

Hmm, that's a possibility. However I foresee an issue with the fact that I'm stupid as gently caress

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/kawaiiberpunk/status/1361396958599012355

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

A truly blessed gift :yeeclaw:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Would buy that book

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Lmao leonardo de pinchy

I would also accept Leonardo DeCrabrio

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Some rabbits have all the luck...

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Are crabs hydraulic like spiders? I've seen many the inside of a crab leg but have no idea how they work since it just seems like one chonk of meat

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Crabs have muscles, they're just covered by the tip-top. They have a bunch of tendons or ligaments or whatever too that gives them added strength and control, like how humans have fine motor control without muscles in our hands, on top of the benefits of an exoskeleton. But they do have big muscles responsible for stuff like leg movement and snip-snopping.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I had to look up "hydraulic crab" and I'm a bit disappointed that these buckets are common enough that I didn't see any actual crab results

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:

subpar anachronism posted:

Are crabs hydraulic like spiders? I've seen many the inside of a crab leg but have no idea how they work since it just seems like one chonk of meat

hydrostatic* and YES


ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Pentaro posted:

Some rabbits have all the gently caress...

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:hmmyes:

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v241TF-cSzU

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/blankcheckpod/status/1362054194606260237

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1362091201885782021/pu/vid/640x360/UPeikqAOeB8yrVKx.mp4?tag=10

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
crab mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU-IW0aPw3k

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Time to go to war against Wednesday my dudes...

https://i.imgur.com/NCeanIF.mp4

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/tiktaalexroseae/status/1362262292927295489?s=21

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Cartoon Man posted:

Time to go to war against Wednesday my dudes...

https://i.imgur.com/NCeanIF.mp4

The tyranny of Wednesday will be ended

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