Mister Mind posted:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1361081198500528130?s=21

flavor.flv posted:

Roses are red
They grow in the soil
Watch the gently caress out
If your country has oil

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Hey Slavvy
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1078760/Motorcycle_Mechanic_Simulator_2021/

the paradigm shift posted:

add gta elements for dealing with the customers

Renaissance Robot posted:

Every time you click to undo a bolt the game rolls a die to decide if the PO put red loctite on it.

Revvik posted:

*clicks to remove bolt*
Pop up: “PO replaced the metric bolt with an imperial from the hardware store”
*opens Diablo-style inventory to check for imperial tool*

Slide Hammer posted:

How much torque do you want to apply? Hit the center!
*Gadget oscillates with variable speed depending on how inebriated you are*
"Nailed the center! With my +2 in wrist control and the 3/4ths ratchet this will do 133 unscrew damage"
You did 3 unscrew damage!
*Checks entity status screen, bolt has little crossthreaded icon next to it that wasn't there before*

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

It’s a 20 sided die and 19 of the sides are loctite

Humphreys posted:

My mates had a Camel named Omah that just LOVED to rub up on the electric fences. One day he got a little to excited at it all and busted through and started loving one of the guests cars.

ultrafilter posted:

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ChubbyChecker posted:

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china bot posted:

lol at the goon that googles this reference

AFewBricksShy posted:

I wish I hadn't looked up the original.



Anyone who doesn't know, if you look up the original you'll see a picture of the aftermath of a suicide.

working as a prop person on trek or star wars must be fun because you know that something that you whip together in an hour in order to meet a shooting schedule that just got moved up will be the subject of endless meticulous efforts to reconstruct by nerds squinting at freeze frames

*spray paints three tic-tac boxes silver, hot glues them to the handle of a toilet plunger*
eh good enough, its not being used in any close ups

five years later some nerd wins a costume contest for spending $5000 to recreate the klingon imperial scepter of authority from cnc-milled aircraft aluminum

Oil! posted:

jokes posted:

(a bunch of stuff about oil)

This is wrong on so many levels that I assume this is a joke.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I think my favorite background piece in star trek was the bong stroker.

Since I know it'll be asked about :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPC9dvQDFkg

Karia posted:

Bong Stroker will be my pen-name when I write a counter-cultural Dracula sequel set in the 1960's.

Phy posted:

Dankula, or, The Hempire

Nenonen posted:

under what circumstances would a seaman even need shoe repairs? the ship breaks down mid-Atlantic and everybody has to walk back home? smh

bewbies posted:

Why would a ship need food storage? Can't they just fish?

CoolCab posted:

That makes me curious - can you fish in a submarine if you had to? Like, you were on some stay-dark mission and your food supplies all spoiled, could you get fish into your sub?

Ensign Expendable posted:

Fishing with any kinds of explosives you can get your hands on is a proud tradition of any military.

FuturePastNow posted:

Blast he sonar, kill every whale within 200 miles. Can still only carry 100 pounds back to the wagon sub

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

On a scale of 11-17 how libertarian are you?

Cobalt-60 posted:

Phy posted:

Dankula, or, The Hempire

frankenfreak posted:

That's a good one and I'm going to steal it!

Neito posted:

I'm not sure I get it. Is it referencing the nominal ages of internet libertarians?

...of SCIENCE! posted:

So is there any actual evidence that Taintrunner is Jefferoo?

pentyne posted:

I don't know, guy with multiple banned accounts, how is it ever possible that some people are easily identified as re-regs of a lovely poster?

fizzymercy posted:

That thing came from another planet/the future and it's here to telepathically convince humans to destroy one another. That's just facts. We've had many science fiction works to establish this, why are you guys loving it? That's almost definitely how you make it homicidal.

Never gently caress the mystery sphere.

dog nougat posted:

fizzymercy posted:

I was wrong. Please keep loving the mystery sphere. It's working.

Karia posted:

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The "Mystery Sphere" mentioned in the original thread is really cool, but why the gently caress would you make a touchable art piece now of all times?

Barry Convex posted:

admittedly I don't exactly have my finger on the pulse of teen girls in 2021

Failed Imagineer posted:

Has to be a better way to phrase this

davidspackage posted:

Look, just try to put yourself into teen girls,

Meme Poker Party posted:

Das Boo posted:

Oh, the huge anime!

Platystemon posted:

The libertarian dial goes to eleven.

Neito posted:

I'm not sure I get it. Is it referencing the nominal ages of internet libertarians?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh, so that's what they mean when they say "built like a brick shithouse" eh?

kid sinister posted:

"Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat?!?"

Wasabi the J posted:

Meatloaf, but I'm watching my cholesterol so I made it with lean beef.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

The one constant of libertarianism is that they all want the age of consent to be lowered or removed.

TaurusTorus posted:

Saw a dude dressed as the Night King from Game of Thrones dancing and waving at cars outside my neighborhood.

i say swears online posted:

oh god we're all gonna fall into a plot hole

Neito posted:

Oh, doy. Dunno what it says that that wasn't my first thought with regard to them.

World War Mammories posted:

"the core belief of a libertarian is that his girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a booster seat"

Pick posted:

basically if someone goes onto the internet to post as hyperballs hitler and make shitposts about their spec script for "Phat Turdz' Funkest Dunk: a christmas story" while weaving increasingly implausible tales about the smells of their bbq chicken farts, they're probably a pretty decent person just blowing off some steam. they're probably fairly Good in real life but need somewhere to vent the monkey disturbance that lives in the brain of every man. but if someone is on the internet to prove they are actually the apex of moral rectitude, watch the gently caress out. probably an psychopath

here's the thing. people don't have to go onto the interbnet to be more of themselves unless they can't be themselves in person. maybe they like train too much. have too much interest in fountain pen, for those around them. but no one is forced to go Underground about being too good of a person , or respecting women too much . u got to look out for the people who have to find a more easily controlled tabula rasa playground to assert theyre good because they're probably not very convincing in the "real world" where the " people harmed by their behavior" live

Heath posted:

My too much interest in fountain pen has alienated my famil