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UKMT March 2021 - Communist Thoughts posted:the only people who gently caress are villains e: 99 is the ice cream sex number
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Feb 18, 2021 16:49
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Super happy we managed to get Eleanor Janega (@GoingMedieval) on the pod this time, so here's your shameless UKMT plug for the UKMT pod: https://twitter.com/PraxisCast/status/1362422780235497473?s=20
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Feb 18, 2021 16:52
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namesake posted:Maybe the edging just makes it feel like you're living forever. its very scientific. women are a source of infinite sexual energy, whereas men are born only with a limited amount which is lost every time you nut and men will begin to wither and die without replenishing it. a man who has sex with a woman absorbs some of this vital energy through contact, particularly if the woman has an orgasm. because female energy is more powerful even if the man loses some of his energy via ejaculation there is a net gain in energy. however you gain the most magical energy if the woman orgasms but the man holds back at the moment of climax which means the male and female energy are absorbed by the testicles and it travels up the spine and into the brain. according to the Book of the Dark Lady (a chinese goddess of sex and war who seems pretty cool and taught the Yellow Emperor how to gently caress and fight), you only need to edge yourself like this ten times in a row to begin becoming an immortal so this is a great religion already imo. Though i like the idea that nobody has managed to do that 10x in a row so it cant be falsified. women could also become immortal in this way though i dont know the exact mechanics there, theres a record of an immortal woman who ran a pub and would have sex with her customers for their magical energies. sex between two men is accepted because they beleived sex always results in a net gain of energy even between blokes, and between two women its obviously fine since their energy is infinite so they're just stoking the fire. thats also why women are allowed to wank, coz they dont lose any energy, but men shouldnt coz it kills you a bit every time (yikes!!)
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Feb 18, 2021 17:07
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Feb 18, 2021 17:10
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Communist Thoughts posted:the male and female energy are absorbed by the testicles and it travels up the spine and into the brain.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:11
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mana is stored in the balls e:huevos
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Feb 18, 2021 17:11
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Bobby Deluxe posted:mana is stored in the balls No no Chi is stored in the balls
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Feb 18, 2021 17:16
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Does Brain Force Plus allow you to wank as much as you want without ever pleasing a woman? asking for a friend
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Feb 18, 2021 17:18
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ok fine chi is stored in the dragonhuevos
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Feb 18, 2021 17:20
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Brain Force Plus is Dominic Cummings name for his government advisory qango.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:21
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I'll take that as a resounding yes then.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:23
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also the rain is cum, the clouds are eggs and mist is ... why isnt there a good word in english for...vaginal fluid but that fluid is like pure chi you gotta get that stuff
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Feb 18, 2021 17:24
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I can see clearly now the rain is cum.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:26
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Communist Thoughts posted:also the rain is cum, the clouds are eggs and mist is ... why isnt there a good word in english for...vaginal fluid Closest slang for vaginal fluid is the even less sexy "grool" - makes me think of porridge.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:27
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Pesky Splinter posted:Closest slang for vaginal fluid is the even less sexy "grool" - makes me think of porridge. Guavanaut posted:UKMT: I can see clearly now the rain is cum.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:30
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Rent-a-tool dissing Starmer!!!! (But still manages to get one in at the end begging for Tonty without naming him.) https://www.independent.co.uk/independentpremium/voices/keir-starmer-speech-labour-covid-economy-b1804009.html 'Premium' so you have to either sign in and have it as your freebie or stop the page loading at exactly the right moment. quote:What Keir Starmer said: When I went to one of our brilliant vaccine centres a few weeks ago I saw something extraordinary. People arriving – by the dozen – with anxiety etched across their faces.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:40
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Pesky Splinter posted:Closest slang for vaginal fluid is the even less sexy "grool" - makes me think of porridge. We used to call it "snail trail" though it seems now that is a reference to the hair that stretches from belly button down on men.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:42
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Lol loving bullshit, if it were anywhere near that amount Labour would be screaming that number from the rooftops (and also not sending me increasingly frantic emails asking to help with phone banking for the locals) I agree and wouldn't subject anyone to reading his blog but that's where it came from: http://lukeakehurst.blogspot.com/2021/02/nec-report-11-february-2021.html https://twitter.com/clarelouisekc/status/1360717994427617286
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Feb 18, 2021 17:43
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Moip was a derrogatory one used when I was a teenager. mung is also a word?
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Feb 18, 2021 17:47
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Guavanaut posted:I can see clearly now the rain is cum. 
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Feb 18, 2021 17:49
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Jel Shaker posted:mung is also a word? Mung was the fluid that leaks from dead bodies and makes for a terrible lubricant.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:49
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:We used to call it "snail trail" though it seems now that is a reference to the hair that stretches from belly button down on men. I've only heard the first definition. I forget what that bit of hair is called - treasure trail? All feels wrong
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Feb 18, 2021 17:51
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Failed Imagineer posted:I've only heard the first definition. I forget what that bit of hair is called - treasure trail? All feels wrong https://www.philips.com.au/c-e/mens-grooming-tips/body-grooming/how-to-trim-your-snail-trail Maybe it's just Australians who call the male trail 'snail trail'.
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Feb 18, 2021 17:55
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Failed Imagineer posted:Amusingly not in my experience, since I've gotten mail from German biotech companies before with "Herr Doktor" on it, so I assume "Frau Doktor" is also a thing that's used. Although I can't imagine"Fraulein Doktor" gets much use I'd just like to mention that you should never address someone as "Fräulein" unless you know the person very well and know it won't offend. If she isn't a close friend, or she is your daughter and teenager and you are scolding her, you will burn that bridge with it. Jaeluni Asjil posted:The use of 'Mrs' varies around the world. The German version 'frau' is used both for married women and women over 'a certain age' (something like 30) regardless of marital status. Being 'Dr' sidesteps the whole thing. You get addressed as Frau/Herr Dr. Surname instead, so it sadly does not afford you an escape from the terror of a gendered language. And Frau is used for anyone you'd address formally. I address students using Frau/Herr in emails because they are almost all over 18, despite the fact that if we were to meet in person on campus I would not address them formally, even though legally speaking I'd have to use formal there as well. rl;dr never learn German, it's a mine field
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Feb 18, 2021 17:58
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i call that hair a snail trail, though i have no idea why
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Feb 18, 2021 17:59
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Communist Thoughts posted:also the rain is cum, the clouds are eggs and mist is ... why isnt there a good word in english for...vaginal fluid Beef dripping.
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Feb 18, 2021 18:01
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namesake posted:Maybe the edging just makes it feel like you're living forever. I am the Tommy Cooper of sex, the fact I look so bad at it just proves how good I really am. Also I'm probably going to die of a heart attack in the middle of it.
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Feb 18, 2021 18:20
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Guavanaut posted:Does Brain Force Plus allow you to wank as much as you want without ever pleasing a woman? Getting cause and effect mixed up there, I think.
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Feb 18, 2021 18:21
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Communist Thoughts posted:i call that hair a snail trail, though i have no idea why why does anyone call parts of the body what they're commonly known as except they heard someone else call it that first
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Feb 18, 2021 18:23
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Jose posted:why does anyone call parts of the body what they're commonly known as except they heard someone else call it that first Well coz a finger fings things
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Feb 18, 2021 18:26
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MikeCrotch posted:I think it's also worth remembering that the press considered Corbyn a joke in 2017 and only went full bore in 2019 which soured a lot of people. UKIP killed UKIP. It had grown in the first place as pretty much a personal project of Nigel Farage to gather political clout by shouting about Brexit but never actually having to do the work of Brexit. When Leave won the referendum, he declared victory and left the party rudderless, as part of a larger political movement of "oh God I can't be responsible for Brexit" that also left Theresa May to walk into the PM's seat completely unopposed. By election time, most of the remaining UKIP candidates were some combination of incoherent, shouty, and criminal, and the Tories took back the voters that left them over the Brexit issue.
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Feb 18, 2021 18:26
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Mung was the fluid that leaks from dead bodies and makes for a terrible lubricant. Yet it's what greases the wheels of capitalism
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Feb 18, 2021 18:36
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Wanted man hands himself into Sussex police for ‘peace and quiet’ after getting fed up with people he lives with lol
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Feb 18, 2021 18:39
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His Divine Shadow posted:Yet it's what greases the wheels of capitalism Thought that was santorum
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Feb 18, 2021 18:53
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Pesky Splinter posted:Closest slang for vaginal fluid is the even less sexy "grool" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmlU6CFI0W8
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Feb 18, 2021 19:00
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https://twitter.com/evolvepolitics/status/1362426778824933378 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Feb 18, 2021 19:05
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So after the big EU-Astrazeneca brouhaha, it turns out their citizens are turning down the vaccine anyway (and Switzerland has decided to decline giving the vaccine approval)
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Feb 18, 2021 19:14
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Pencils R Cool posted:https://twitter.com/evolvepolitics/status/1362426778824933378 that suit is very unflattering, theres a reverse trump effect going on and he looks fat as hell e: wait has some focus group told him boris looks more solid or something
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Feb 18, 2021 19:18
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Stole it off david byrne.
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Feb 18, 2021 19:19
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Pablo Bluth posted:So after the big EU-Astrazeneca brouhaha, it turns out their citizens are turning down the vaccine anyway (and Switzerland has decided to decline giving the vaccine approval) I was all for it until I realised that I'd have to forfeit the O' from my surname and give it to Alexander Boris de Pfeffel O'Johnson
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Feb 18, 2021 19:21
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