the empire runs on duncan

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

The Fool posted:

trailer is tonally consistent with the last 3 games

mk has always been about cheesy gory violence + taking itself way too seriously grimdark storyline

in conclusion, gently caress the haters

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akomj5DV13w

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Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol they got an asian dude to play raiden this time

l'chaim-baba-layyyyy

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:32

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

lol at playing a mk after u r 13

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Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

we need a twisted metal movie franchise

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Trabisnikof posted:

we need a twisted metal movie franchise

sweet tooth would for sure be juggalo-style, at a minimum

but i'd be watching it for grimdark modern cgi axel

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:36

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Casual Encountess posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECiTdgy9nE

The Young Pope really fell off in later seasons

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Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Trabisnikof posted:

we need a twisted metal movie franchise

I think Paul Walker was working on that but it didn't get very far.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:37

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

The Fool posted:

trailer is tonally consistent with the last 3 games

mk has always been about cheesy gory violence + taking itself way too seriously grimdark storyline

in conclusion, gently caress the haters

all true. adds up really cheesy anyway of course, just without insulting the audience by looking into the camera and winking about it.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:38

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I think Paul Walker was working on that but it didn't get very far.

this would have been interesting. i appreciate it when actors go out on a limb like that

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:39

Casual Encountess: Dec 14, 2005; "You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."

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Sagebrush posted:

Goddamn that party loving sucks lol

a roomful of people who say sportsball unironically

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:40

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

i finally watched this trailer and yes, i'm with smoka on this. sub-zero freezes a dude's blood spurt and stabs him with it. this is exactly what mortal kombat is

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

if that mortal kombat movie is shlock instead of depressing hack snyder type poo poo it will rule.

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Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Jonny 290 posted:

this would have been interesting. i appreciate it when actors go out on a limb like that

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haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

still amazed that the original mortal kombat movie theme song still loving rips so hard

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:46

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

test your might

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i wonder if they'll ever make a MGS film

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:49

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

haveblue posted:

still amazed that the original mortal kombat movie theme song still loving rips so hard

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:52

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

SmokaDustbowl posted:

test your might

for years i thought it was "cast your might" even though that obviously makes no sense

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Sweevo posted:

for years i thought it was "cast your might" even though that obviously makes no sense

"cast" as in "throw" kinda make sense

# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:09

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sweet tooth would for sure be juggalo-style, at a minimum

but i'd be watching it for grimdark modern cgi axel

yeah i would laugh my rear end off at whatever actor got paid to stand there with his arms out and get wheeled around by some grip dressed in green

and also at whatever washed up action star gets to play the big bad guy who sometimes drives a soviet nuclear missile launcher

# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:14

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

haveblue posted:

still amazed that the original mortal kombat movie theme song still loving rips so hard

The Immortals is just a pseudonym for Lords of Acid

# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:36

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow3fhDtRHiU&t=9s

this looks fun as hell

Roosevelt posted:

im going to write a letter to complain if it doesn't have the theme song

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kombat!

the Mortal Kombat Musical starring Harvey Feirstein as Shang Tsung

# ? Feb 18, 2021 20:23

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rotor posted:

Kombat!

the Mortal Kombat Musical starring Harvey Feirstein as Shang Tsung

make it happen, Hollywood

# ? Feb 18, 2021 20:54

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Trabisnikof posted:

we need a twisted metal movie franchise

the live action bits in the most recent one were pretty fun

# ? Feb 18, 2021 21:21

Casual Encountess: Dec 14, 2005; "You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."

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yeah have you not been keeping track of the fast and furious movie franchise

# ? Feb 18, 2021 21:28

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I still maintain that the most unbelievable part of any F&F movie is Vin Diesel deadlifting a supercar

like, the scene immediately following where they jump said car between skyscrapers twice is more believable

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duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

i bet thats one of those scenes he demanded because he was jealous of the rock

# ? Feb 18, 2021 21:59

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

can you blame him tho

# ? Feb 18, 2021 22:13

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

i like the scene where the rock is in the hospital and sees his friends in trouble and he gets up and flexes off his cast so he can help them

# ? Feb 18, 2021 22:34

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I like the part where they're chasing an airplane at takeoff speed down a runway for what feels like 10 minutes

# ? Feb 18, 2021 22:38

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

the only particular f&f scene i can remember offhand is the one in... 5? where there's a bank vault being dragged all over a city (rio?) in the 3rd act/finale. that was pretty cool. the movies (including hobbes and shaw) are all fun to watch but not especially memorable to me

# ? Feb 18, 2021 22:49

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

haveblue posted:

I like the part where they're chasing an airplane at takeoff speed down a runway for what feels like 10 minutes

Lucky it was the worlds longest runway

# ? Feb 18, 2021 23:23

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

jre posted:

Lucky it was the worlds longest runway

not a lot of people know that F&F is set in the Dragonball universe, so there's plenty of places like this around

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Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

i have seen tokyo drift and i think the first one

that's my the fast and the furious story thanks for coming. snacks and pizza are at the back of the room

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