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alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

the us is the sick old man of the americas. we need some post-war arbitrary partitioning and colonialism please

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double negative
Jul 7, 2003


guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Looking forward to Lawrence of Appalachia

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
no cuomo bruh

Programmer Humor
Nov 27, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

well, that one is easy. just say "what are you going to do, vote for the mypillow guy?". when you are as good as the democrats, people have no choice but to vote for you

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards/status/1362449051678109696

hmmm, why did malia obama get this job? must be because every other young person on earth was too lazy

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Posts that dunk on SMG are always good. Also that being a "doer" isn't fascism.

you should keep reading that thread to see how well taking this tack worked out for our hero

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards/status/1362449051678109696

hmmm, why did malia obama get this job? must be because every other young person on earth was too lazy

you are correct

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

I like how we completely gave up on ironic dem stanning

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

alarumklok posted:

I like how we completely gave up on ironic dem stanning

lol I made it barely a page and I started the thread

I am not good at like role playing or gimmicks

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards/status/1362449051678109696

hmmm, why did malia obama get this job? must be because every other young person on earth was too lazy

the only way this could be better is if they're working on the new Culture novel adaptations

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


alarumklok posted:

I like how we completely gave up on ironic dem stanning

not being ironic when Saying They're All Nasty

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

alarumklok posted:

I like how we completely gave up on ironic dem stanning

lasted roughly as long as the Biden administration's own pretenses

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

oh I'm sorry, the Biden-Harris administration

because Kamala certainly didn't become a complete non-entity

lmao

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

Excelzior posted:

oh I'm sorry, the Biden-Harris administration

because Kamala certainly didn't become a complete non-entity

lmao

who?

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol I made it barely a page and I started the thread

I am not good at like role playing or gimmicks

lol it's challenging

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

no one is more empathetic than joe bien, No One!

the 2016 lover
May 29, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fun Shoe
she worked her way up from an internship, lay off malia!

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/01/malia-obama-harvey-weinstein-internship

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

Bold move there, sacrificing your children to Moloch.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

alarumklok posted:

I like how we completely gave up on ironic dem stanning

we only had to lay down enough cover to get past the thread gassings. succ zone is back baby!

WorkerThread
Feb 15, 2012

Organ Fiend posted:

Bold move there, sacrificing your children to Moloch.

every day i take more psychic damage as my ironic belief that the rulers of this world are demonic becomes more and more unironic

Lansdowne
Dec 28, 2008

obama's kids? old news!, let's check in on our newly minted failchildren.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1362482034388656132

https://www.letsgotothemall.xyz/shop?category=ELLA+EMHOFF

oh neat she almost sold 5 pieces of bob's burgers-looking knitwear. thank you new york times.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/taragolshan/status/1362450118696394756
Manchin is a ghoul.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Lansdowne posted:

obama's kids? old news!, let's check in on our newly minted failchildren.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1362482034388656132

https://www.letsgotothemall.xyz/shop?category=ELLA+EMHOFF

oh neat she almost sold 5 pieces of bob's burgers-looking knitwear. thank you new york times.

tbh I kind of have to respect how fundamentally lazy and half assed this all is

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

spacemang_spliff posted:

tbh I kind of have to respect how fundamentally lazy and half assed this all is

trump's kids showed us how to be good corrupt capitalists and now we just have this weird fail-child who's art career is just going to be buoyed up because of her stepmom smh

WorkerThread
Feb 15, 2012

Lansdowne posted:

obama's kids? old news!, let's check in on our newly minted failchildren.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1362482034388656132

https://www.letsgotothemall.xyz/shop?category=ELLA+EMHOFF

oh neat she almost sold 5 pieces of bob's burgers-looking knitwear. thank you new york times.

lol

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

lol not even sold out immediately, 3 of 5 pieces within 30min

truly a story for the ages

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://twitter.com/taragolshan/status/1362455120877932550

Don't worry, Joe Manchin knows what you're doing with your life to make it go wrong, and if you get on the phone with him to advocate for a policy, he's going to respond by working with you to sort it all out

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Lansdowne posted:

obama's kids? old news!, let's check in on our newly minted failchildren.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1362482034388656132

https://www.letsgotothemall.xyz/shop?category=ELLA+EMHOFF

oh neat she almost sold 5 pieces of bob's burgers-looking knitwear. thank you new york times.

man her etsy store isn't doing a very good job at keeping up with demand, good thing she's inexplicably got this positive press mention from local paper The New York Times

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Joe Manchin is completely devoid of all human empathy

he's not a human being, he is a living incarnation of The Interests, like the Subway guy from Community

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

Lansdowne posted:

obama's kids? old news!, let's check in on our newly minted failchildren.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1362482034388656132

https://www.letsgotothemall.xyz/shop?category=ELLA+EMHOFF

oh neat she almost sold 5 pieces of bob's burgers-looking knitwear. thank you new york times.

i too could become a fashion mogul if the NYT uncritically published my secondhand clothing facebook marketplace pages

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

loquacius posted:

Joe Manchin is completely devoid of all human empathy

he's not a human being, he is a living incarnation of The Interests, like the Subway guy from Community

...and that's good

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
Has there ever been a politician named Joe in this country that wasn't the biggest piece of poo poo imaginable?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

going to repeat my petition to rename Doug and Ella Emhoff to Jack and Alla

also they must only go places as a pair, referred to as Jack 'n' Alla Emhoff

This would do wonders for American morale

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

gandlethorpe posted:

Has there ever been a politician named Joe in this country that wasn't the biggest piece of poo poo imaginable?

Joe Hill was p cool but unfortunately he was framed for murder and executed by the Mormon Church before he could progress from the labor-organization sphere to the political one

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Lansdowne posted:

obama's kids? old news!, let's check in on our newly minted failchildren.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1362482034388656132

https://www.letsgotothemall.xyz/shop?category=ELLA+EMHOFF

oh neat she almost sold 5 pieces of bob's burgers-looking knitwear. thank you new york times.

the idiots in the replies who think nepotism only applies to advancement in the same field as your parents, particularly when your parents are well-known, influential, and powerful.

Lansdowne
Dec 28, 2008

galenanorth posted:

https://twitter.com/taragolshan/status/1362455120877932550

Don't worry, Joe Manchin knows what you're doing with your life to make it go wrong, and if you get on the phone with him to advocate for a policy, he's going to respond by working with you to sort it all out

hell, didn't biden do the same thing at his townhall the other night when someone was saying they couldn't get vaxxed so he wanted to meet personally to arrange it with them afterward?

can't make things broadly functional because then we can't add to the rolodex of anecdotes where they personally moved mountains to save the day for someone.

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Judakel posted:

the idiots in the replies who think nepotism only applies to advancement in the same field as your parents, particularly when your parents are well-known, influential, and powerful.

really wanna find the takes about how "it's only natural that the child of politicians, who grew up in a politics household, would make a natural politician" from a few years back in reference to people trying to push Obama's daughters into politics, and see if any of them are the same people

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