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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

https://twitter.com/taragolshan/status/1362455120018038789

love that our overlords are entirely disconnected from actual costs and the value of money. they really do think that rent is $25 a month.

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

spacemang_spliff posted:

*fallout 3 ghoul voice*

Take it easy, smoothbrain

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

lol petition the lord of the manor yes hello neofeudalism is here

no, petitioning the lord of the manor could actually get results

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

twoday posted:

Only Taft and JFK are buried actually buried there, making the bill even more stupid than it originally seems

yeah but i think it would also defund all their monuments and presidential libraries

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol I made it barely a page and I started the thread

I am not good at like role playing or gimmicks
it's funny that so many goons are trying and failing to post about the democrats being good. just shows how difficult it is to fake authenticity :smug:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Killin_Like_Bronson posted:

This is one of the benefits of wealth that is so hard to articulate. Its not good enough to have the money and contacts to write your golden ticket, we also have to have these people forced into our media, art and culture. Its the Disney kids to stars incestuous pipeline but for politics instead of acting. Its rubbing it right in our faces that we have no power and no recourse.

they tried to tell everyone she had gone viral after being spotted at the inauguration, like we don't all know very well that people were way more interested in Bernie's loving mittens lol

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

twoday posted:

Only Taft and JFK are buried actually buried there, making the bill even more stupid than it originally seems

JFK was a Veteran, burying him in Arlington made sense.

They could pass a bill that only presidents who served in the military are eligible for burial there, but that would exclude Joe as he dodged the draft with a madr up medical ailment same as Trump.

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

alarumklok posted:

I like how we completely gave up on ironic dem stanning

i tried to keep the bit up but whenever i was alone in a quiet dark room i started hearing high hopes

THS
Sep 15, 2017

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/macncheesehoee/status/1331429984213360640
https://twitter.com/AdamToms3/status/1330843673458774019


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig04ZreQdp4

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

"gone with the wind" come on don who are you kidding lmao
it's bloodsport

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Doctor Jeep posted:

"gone with the wind" come on don who are you kidding lmao
it's bloodsport

idk i think gone with the wind fits ol donny perfectly. lots of treating women like poo poo (including trumbo's favorite, marital rape) and doing racisms in that film

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
president xi, texas is ready

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Jazerus posted:

idk i think gone with the wind fits ol donny perfectly. lots of treating women like poo poo (including trumbo's favorite, marital rape) and doing racisms in that film

Every single major character and 98% of the minor ones in that movie are comprehensive shitheads.

It's incredible how hard it tries to be sympathetic to the South but leaves you wanting Sherman to go back and burn down Atlanta again.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

bedpan posted:

https://twitter.com/taragolshan/status/1362455120018038789

love that our overlords are entirely disconnected from actual costs and the value of money. they really do think that rent is $25 a month.
It's either rent or two and a half bananas.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Ferrinus posted:

for my money, jefferoo's zenith was independently reinventing fascism for the sake of defending a mediocre children's movie https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3522449&pagenumber=138&perpage=40#post417572695

thank you for this link, idiots picking rhetorical fights with SMG over dumb movies is one of the finest genres of SA posts

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Breakfast All Day posted:

the comic relief bill

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

A. Blinken

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/colinkalmbacher/status/1362537940325437452?s=20


:hmmyes:

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
The zach snyder days of cined were very dark.

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Cao Ni Ma posted:

loving that cuomo has hosed any chance for the presidency, id say if the liberals didnt have like a 2 year memory span

You don't need to wait two years:

https://twitter.com/sniffdodoubleg/status/1362125444984819713

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

the 2016 lover posted:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1362454217152200714?s=20
well if this isn’t the stupidest poo poo I’ve ever seen. how’s that relief bill coming btw
uh what about all impeached presidents?

*adviser whispers in ear*

oh

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

What's ACLU Russian for?

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

the 2016 lover posted:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1362454217152200714?s=20
well if this isn’t the stupidest poo poo I’ve ever seen. how’s that relief bill coming btw

It would be hilarious if this passes and the GOP ends up impeaching Joe twice

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Twitter question: if some guy did the chickenshit "add you to a list called Stupid People :razz:" thing, and I responded by adding him to a list I just made called "Definite Child Molesters," will I get in trouble

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

comedyblissoption posted:

uh what about all impeached presidents?

*adviser whispers in ear*

oh

this party sucks

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Gods_Butthole posted:

It would be hilarious if this passes and the GOP ends up impeaching Joe twice
the democrats then impeach biden a third time to get him excluded from the "twice impeached" requirement

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1362040682957963270

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

comedyblissoption posted:

the democrats then impeach biden a third time to get him excluded from the "twice impeached" requirement

Holy poo poo

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

loquacius posted:

Twitter question: if some guy did the chickenshit "add you to a list called Stupid People :razz:" thing, and I responded by adding him to a list I just made called "Definite Child Molesters," will I get in trouble

a better insult would be a list called "Liberals" imo

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Jazerus posted:

there are almost certainly WV teachers whose salary, if you converted it to wages for a 35 hour work week straight up, not accounting for grading or extracurricular clubs or anything, would fall significantly below $15/hr. pretty sure it has the lowest teacher pay in the nation or close to it.

they will be losing mr. callahan the math teacher to a janitorial position at lowe's if they don't increase teacher salaries after a minimum wage hike

If it ends up turning Mr Callahan into a republican then it's a good thing, bc we need Republicans to maintain stability

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


a list called 'liberals,' but it only has kevin spacey and charlie rose and whats his nuts with the door-locking button under his desk

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Oh man, I know exactly how this could work and he wouldn't technically be lying.

If the vast portion of the Biden estate was withheld when it came to college tuition so that the younger kids were supposed to be "toughened up" by taking out their own loans and working their own jobs. All while there is a eight figure cushion or a free car or a free house waiting on them. After college is over they get catapulted into one of the highest paying jobs in the country to help with their loans.

Basically the rich roleplaying being poor. They "Suffer" from student debt as a joke basically.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

whoa totally surprising

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

i hate ths loving chud president as much as I hated trump

loving lol if you voted for Biden

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

the 2016 lover posted:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1362454217152200714?s=20
well if this isn’t the stupidest poo poo I’ve ever seen. how’s that relief bill coming btw

no president will ever be buried there ever again

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
lol I ran into a lib on twitter who took the time to defend the black book of communism

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

im sure he had good reason

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