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ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

VinylonUnderground posted:

I will say, moving around the country is eye opening.

When I moved to NYC from the midwest, they had assigned seating. I don't do that poo poo so when people asked me to move I had to put my pants back on and shuffle away while drinking the pint I brought in. They didn't care about the pint but they did care about the pants.

When I moved from NYC to Frisco, they cared about the assigned seat like New Yorkers but not the pants being off. The pint? That was unacceptable. Even when I was in my seat, me drinking some booze by myself was unacceptable.

When I moved from Frisco to Oakland, I found my people. Nobody gives a poo poo about anything. When I'm at Grand Lake occasionally someone wants to share popcorn and there is a surprise for me. I've found my people.

What the gently caress are you talking about

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# ? May 28, 2024 08:38

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This is a couple weeks old by now, but holy poo poo its too good not to post. :420:

https://twitter.com/SenAmandaChase/status/1357740302631661570

# ? Feb 19, 2021 08:01

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Teapartycommunity.com was a cool and awesome place to hang out with friends (and then spam beecock and gay porn on the public newsfeed as the boomer moderators desperately tried to remove it all)

ben shapino has a new favorite as of 08:06 on Feb 19, 2021

# ? Feb 19, 2021 08:01

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VinylonUnderground posted:

I will say, moving around the country is eye opening.

When I moved to NYC from the midwest, they had assigned seating. I don't do that poo poo so when people asked me to move I had to put my pants back on and shuffle away while drinking the pint I brought in. They didn't care about the pint but they did care about the pants.

When I moved from NYC to Frisco, they cared about the assigned seat like New Yorkers but not the pants being off. The pint? That was unacceptable. Even when I was in my seat, me drinking some booze by myself was unacceptable.

When I moved from Frisco to Oakland, I found my people. Nobody gives a poo poo about anything. When I'm at Grand Lake occasionally someone wants to share popcorn and there is a surprise for me. I've found my people.

your quotes

source em

# ? Feb 19, 2021 08:02

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

VinylonUnderground posted:

I will say, moving around the country is eye opening.

When I moved to NYC from the midwest, they had assigned seating. I don't do that poo poo so when people asked me to move I had to put my pants back on and shuffle away while drinking the pint I brought in. They didn't care about the pint but they did care about the pants.

When I moved from NYC to Frisco, they cared about the assigned seat like New Yorkers but not the pants being off. The pint? That was unacceptable. Even when I was in my seat, me drinking some booze by myself was unacceptable.

When I moved from Frisco to Oakland, I found my people. Nobody gives a poo poo about anything. When I'm at Grand Lake occasionally someone wants to share popcorn and there is a surprise for me. I've found my people.

Source your quotes.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 08:02

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RareAcumen posted:

Wildly enough, I've got something here with the same vibe as that from furry twitter about Rush Limbaugh

Oh no most of us are glad he's dead too. It's just the white cis lib centrist furries who are UWU PAWITICS about it. And gently caress em.

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ben shapino posted:

Teapartycommunity.com was a cool and awesome place to hang out with friends (and then spam beecock and gay porn on the public newsfeed as the boomer moderators desperately tried to remove it all)

I remember registering an account posing as an 80 year old super conservative veteran. The long game was going to be slowly revealing that he was also openly gay and very much into leather culture but I lost interest pretty much immediately and forgot about it.

In retrospect I doubt it would have been as funny as I thought it would be at the time.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 09:29

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Bugsy posted:

https://twitter.com/CigarAficMag/status/1362156166755803151

Example 782 of how bad parler is.
https://twitter.com/AmarAmarasingam/status/1362384451662196742

Macedonia or North Macedonia

# ? Feb 19, 2021 09:48

Metroid Fitzgerald: Feb 13, 2012; B O O O O B S . . . !

VinylonUnderground posted:

I will say, moving around the country is eye opening.

When I moved to NYC from the midwest, they had assigned seating. I don't do that poo poo so when people asked me to move I had to put my pants back on and shuffle away while drinking the pint I brought in. They didn't care about the pint but they did care about the pants.

When I moved from NYC to Frisco, they cared about the assigned seat like New Yorkers but not the pants being off. The pint? That was unacceptable. Even when I was in my seat, me drinking some booze by myself was unacceptable.

When I moved from Frisco to Oakland, I found my people. Nobody gives a poo poo about anything. When I'm at Grand Lake occasionally someone wants to share popcorn and there is a surprise for me. I've found my people.

This is appalling.

Who calls San Fran "Frisco"?

# ? Feb 19, 2021 11:02

Ichabod Sexbeast: Dec 5, 2011; Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Petit Gregory posted:

Who calls San Fran "Frisco"?

Yeah there's a reason Emperor Norton banned that poo poo

# ? Feb 19, 2021 11:30

DigitalRaven: Oct 9, 2012

VinylonUnderground posted:

I will say, moving around the country is eye opening.

When I moved to NYC from the midwest, they had assigned seating. I don't do that poo poo so when people asked me to move I had to put my pants back on and shuffle away while drinking the pint I brought in. They didn't care about the pint but they did care about the pants.

When I moved from NYC to Frisco, they cared about the assigned seat like New Yorkers but not the pants being off. The pint? That was unacceptable. Even when I was in my seat, me drinking some booze by myself was unacceptable.

When I moved from Frisco to Oakland, I found my people. Nobody gives a poo poo about anything. When I'm at Grand Lake occasionally someone wants to share popcorn and there is a surprise for me. I've found my people.

LoB-wannabe spotted

# ? Feb 19, 2021 12:32

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Manuel Calavera posted:

Oh no most of us are glad he's dead too. It's just the white cis lib centrist furries who are UWU PAWITICS about it. And gently caress em.

There are plenty of people who aren't glad he's dead because they just morally cant/wont take pleasure in someones' death. But you can easily separate them from the centrists because they'll still say he was a hatemonger and it's good his show is over.

It's really similar to the punch nazis thing, where the bad guys aren't really people opposed to using violence. It's the people who never really developed their own set of ethics, and just parrot whatever seems like it'll keep society chugging along in a way that keeps them safe and comfy.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 12:36

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

VinylonUnderground posted:

I will say, moving around the country is eye opening.

When I moved to NYC from the midwest, they had assigned seating. I don't do that poo poo so when people asked me to move I had to put my pants back on and shuffle away while drinking the pint I brought in. They didn't care about the pint but they did care about the pants.

When I moved from NYC to Frisco, they cared about the assigned seat like New Yorkers but not the pants being off. The pint? That was unacceptable. Even when I was in my seat, me drinking some booze by myself was unacceptable.

When I moved from Frisco to Oakland, I found my people. Nobody gives a poo poo about anything. When I'm at Grand Lake occasionally someone wants to share popcorn and there is a surprise for me. I've found my people.

Shut up, dude.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 13:26

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Len posted:

Isn't A Wonderful Life only a thing because it bombed super hard and the tv rights were real cheap?

It's even better than "cheap": it was free to air. The studio didn't renew the copyright so the movie became public domain.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 13:27

Dynastocles: May 29, 2009; "If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

Bugsy posted:

Example 782 of how bad parler is.
https://twitter.com/AmarAmarasingam/status/1362384451662196742

Also a reminder that the term "fake news" originated specifically in reference to Russian-owned "news" sites aimed at conservatives which pumped out fraudulent, inflammatory articles against BLM, Hillary, Dems in general, all in an effort to help one of our lesser-known presidents Domnald G. Trump.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 14:59

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Which quadrant on the political alignment chart is "Everything is fake news, except actual fake news, which is real"

# ? Feb 19, 2021 15:04

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

# ? Feb 19, 2021 15:07

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

The public has weighed in :negative:

# ? Feb 19, 2021 15:10

Apprentice Dick: Dec 1, 2009

So by their own logic we shouldn't name anything after known philanderer Donald Trump?

# ? Feb 19, 2021 15:25

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

I demand statues of philistines

# ? Feb 19, 2021 15:26

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

VinylonUnderground posted:

I will say, moving around the country is eye opening.

When I moved to NYC from the midwest, they had assigned seating. I don't do that poo poo so when people asked me to move I had to put my pants back on and shuffle away while drinking the pint I brought in. They didn't care about the pint but they did care about the pants.

When I moved from NYC to Frisco, they cared about the assigned seat like New Yorkers but not the pants being off. The pint? That was unacceptable. Even when I was in my seat, me drinking some booze by myself was unacceptable.

When I moved from Frisco to Oakland, I found my people. Nobody gives a poo poo about anything. When I'm at Grand Lake occasionally someone wants to share popcorn and there is a surprise for me. I've found my people.

Somewhere in a thread about movie theaters, goons are missing you.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 15:35

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Petit Gregory posted:

This is appalling.

Who calls San Fran "Frisco"?

The notorious BIG

# ? Feb 19, 2021 16:04

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Ah, so that�s why he was killed.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 16:05

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

For most of my life I thought Frisco was some other minor California city. Prolly thinking of Fresno.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 16:09

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Which quadrant on the political alignment chart is "Everything is fake news, except actual fake news, which is real"

Authoritarian right

# ? Feb 19, 2021 16:23

VinylonUnderground: Dec 14, 2020; by Athanatos

Petit Gregory posted:

This is appalling.

Who calls San Fran "Frisco"?

Working class people of color. Hating "Frisco" is very much a racialized statement.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 17:06

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

VinylonUnderground posted:

Working class people of color. Hating "Frisco" is very much a racialized statement.

Having lived and worked in Oakland for a decade, mostly with people of color, no one ever called it Frisco, mostly people would just say "the city" or "San Fran."

# ? Feb 19, 2021 17:29

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

there wolf posted:

There are plenty of people who aren't glad he's dead because they just morally cant/wont take pleasure in someones' death. But you can easily separate them from the centrists because they'll still say he was a hatemonger and it's good his show is over.

It's really similar to the punch nazis thing, where the bad guys aren't really people opposed to using violence. It's the people who never really developed their own set of ethics, and just parrot whatever seems like it'll keep society chugging along in a way that keeps them safe and comfy.

Counterpoint though to the "BUT DECORUM"
https://twitter.com/theepictheymer/status/1362455989702840326

# ? Feb 19, 2021 17:31

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

maybe don't spend time arguing with the crazy rereg who is forum banned from gbs and qcs of all places and has spent over three weeks of the two months they've been on this account probated

# ? Feb 19, 2021 17:31

VinylonUnderground: Dec 14, 2020; by Athanatos

Skwirl posted:

Having lived and worked in Oakland for a decade, mostly with people of color, no one ever called it Frisco, mostly people would just say "the city" or "San Fran."

Like whistle tips, the man has more-or-less eliminated Frisco. That isn't a good thing.

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 17:44

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

VinylonUnderground posted:

Like whistle tips, the man has more-or-less eliminated Frisco. That isn't a good thing.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

"the man", loving lol

I'm giving you some time off to finish your Mod Squad season 1 box set

# ? Feb 19, 2021 17:49

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Petit Gregory posted:

This is appalling.

Who calls San Fran "Frisco"?

hardee's https://www.hardees.com/Menu/Charbroiled-Burgers/Frisco and people from the south.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 18:56

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Where I'm from everyone calls it "dirty franny"

# ? Feb 19, 2021 18:59

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

I'm from the south and nobody calls it Frisco.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 19:05

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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The Man in San is mainly on the Fran.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 19:07

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

there wolf posted:

There are plenty of people who aren't glad he's dead because they just morally cant/wont take pleasure in someones' death. But you can easily separate them from the centrists because they'll still say he was a hatemonger and it's good his show is over.

It's really similar to the punch nazis thing, where the bad guys aren't really people opposed to using violence. It's the people who never really developed their own set of ethics, and just parrot whatever seems like it'll keep society chugging along in a way that keeps them safe and comfy.

Yeah, there was some rabbi I saw tweet "I'll never celebrate someone's death, but there's definitely people I won't mourn." And if that's where someone is at that place that's perfectly fine. It's the assholes that are like "even if you didn't like him, you have to recognize his influence and how he changed media" and it's like, yeah, I recognize how he changed media, it loving sucked, that's why I'm cackling gleefully at his death. Mussolini changed politics forever too.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 19:11

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I'm from the south and nobody calls it Frisco.

It�s an Albany expression

# ? Feb 19, 2021 19:13

Ironhead: Jan 19, 2005; Ironhead. Mmm.

Oh my, on the topic of Facebook clones, do y'all remember when some white guy started n****space.com? I think it was around 2005 and was promptly flooded by goons. I don't think it lasted long. But that was certainly alot of idiots on social media.

I remember one guy making a Hillary Clinton account and getting banned.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 19:22

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https://twitter.com/SteveSchindler9/status/1362828923009196046?s=19

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