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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Holy hell that's tacky as gently caress

# ? Feb 20, 2021 14:21

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# ? May 22, 2024 17:19

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Egads now that�s something special

# ? Feb 20, 2021 14:29

i can still taste him: Feb 16, 2003; Buglord

Oof, not many make me go "NO. WHY!?" but that... that's somethin' alright. I had a stronger reaction to that one than the blacked out sack and swastikanus pic last page.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 01:31

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Ok so now I wanna know if there are any not tasteless/awful tattoos that include the word "juice" because my n of 2 is feeling pretty conclusive right now

# ? Feb 21, 2021 03:29

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

I'm not really against lewd, horny tattoos, but... that size? on your chest? In that font? What the gently caress?

# ? Feb 21, 2021 04:44

Teketeketeketeke: Mar 11, 2007

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Ok so now I wanna know if there are any not tasteless/awful tattoos that include the word "juice" because my n of 2 is feeling pretty conclusive right now

I tried to find a sweet Beetlejuice tattoo to prove you wrong but even then hardly anything (none of the good ones!) used the actual title.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 04:51

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I was thinking "man. That tattoo would seriously restrict the sort of tops you could reasonably wear" before I realised that that tattoo and "reasonably" are very much not in speaking terms.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 11:56

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I know I bring this up a lot but it could be as simple as her pimp getting her �branded� to heap on shame to keep her in his stable.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 12:04

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

LingcodKilla posted:

I know I bring this up a lot but it could be as simple as her pimp getting her “branded” to heap on shame to keep her in his stable.

Which tattoo are you referring to?

# ? Feb 21, 2021 16:18

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Nitrox posted:

Which tattoo are you referring to?

The sex act Disney font tattoo.

Idk how likely it is but human trafficking is pretty real.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 16:32

Woodenlung: Dec 10, 2013; Calculating Infinity

Friend just had this done.... I dont even know what to say about the line work

# ? Feb 22, 2021 15:54

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

You either need to stage an intervention or get some better friends.

# ? Feb 22, 2021 16:08

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Let's play "Jesus, Manson, Lennon, or Late Stage Jared Leto"

edit: fixed

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# ? Feb 22, 2021 17:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

My first thought was John Lennon because it looks like he has glasses.

I wonder how many tops that guy has with the hole cut out just to show off that piece.

# ? Feb 22, 2021 17:59

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

He doesn't cut holes, the tattoo just burns through all his clothes.

# ? Feb 22, 2021 18:14

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

sticklefifer posted:

He doesn't cut holes, the tattoo just burns through all his clothes.

this is like the inverse of the ark burning the swastika off the box

# ? Feb 22, 2021 18:47

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

# ? Feb 22, 2021 19:46

CordlessPen: Jan 8, 2004; I told you so...

teen witch posted:

So, when they do tattoos, they draw an outline first, right? And they look at it before they go all in, right?

Less huhble more huusle!

# ? Feb 22, 2021 20:14

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Stay hard, Hule Hess

# ? Feb 22, 2021 21:07

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

What is that actually trying to say :psyduck:

# ? Feb 22, 2021 21:27

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

"Stay Humble / Hustle Hard"

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# ? Feb 22, 2021 21:28

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

CommonShore posted:

What is that actually trying to say

Stay Humble
Hustle Hard

probably

# ? Feb 22, 2021 21:28

Nostradingus: Jul 13, 2009

Otay huhbusle hard

# ? Feb 22, 2021 21:48

WeaponX: Jul 28, 2008

Woodenlung posted:

Friend just had this done.... I dont even know what to say about the line work

I would tell them on the plus side shouldn�t be to hard to get covered up

# ? Feb 22, 2021 22:04

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

Anyone wanna take a shot at drawing humble and hustle on that thing for me, cheers.

I hate when goons pretend not to be able to read anything that isn't in comic sans but I'm really struggling with this one

# ? Feb 22, 2021 22:10

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

teen witch posted:

This one is so close to being interesting. Disney poo poo aside, the flow of this is actually pretty neat and in the hands of a better artist with more mermaid and less Disney this could be boss.

Of course it isn't, so instead it's a corporate-sanctioned oversexed teenager scratched into the arm of someone whose personality is consumerism

# ? Feb 22, 2021 22:13

WeaponX: Jul 28, 2008

sephiRoth IRA posted:

This one is so close to being interesting. Disney poo poo aside, the flow of this is actually pretty neat and in the hands of a better artist with more mermaid and less Disney this could be boss.

Of course it isn't, so instead it's a corporate-sanctioned oversexed teenager scratched into the arm of someone whose personality is consumerism

I�m gonna guess it�s a rip-off of a stylized piece done by a much better artist, has that feel.

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# ? Feb 22, 2021 22:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Tears In A Vial posted:

Anyone wanna take a shot at drawing humble and hustle on that thing for me, cheers.

I hate when goons pretend not to be able to read anything that isn't in comic sans but I'm really struggling with this one

It's supposed to be "HU(MB/SS)LE" but they royally hosed up the spelling so instead it's "HU(HB/US)LE"

# ? Feb 22, 2021 22:35

Project M.A.M.I.L.: Apr 30, 2007; Older, balder, fatter...

teen witch posted:

Willy Bottom

# ? Feb 23, 2021 00:23

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

whypick1 posted:

It's supposed to be "HU(MB/SS)LE" but they royally hosed up the spelling so instead it's "HU(HB/US)LE"

But �hussle� isn�t right either?

Is it a specific reference to something or would the �correct� execution also have been misspelled and lovely instead of just lovely?

Edit:

So it�s the new live laugh love I guess

History Comes Inside! has a new favorite as of 00:36 on Feb 23, 2021

# ? Feb 23, 2021 00:32

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

The correct execution would have been MB/ST in the middle, but here we are laughing at it because somehow it ended up as HB/US. And your guess is as good as mine whether the artist hosed it up, or the client insisted on it that way.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 00:37

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Stay Hard

# ? Feb 23, 2021 00:46

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Let's play "Jesus, Manson, Lennon, or Late Stage Jared Leto"

edit: fixed

I'm the dude in the sign in the window looking at him like "bruh, what the gently caress."

# ? Feb 23, 2021 00:55

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

History Comes Inside! posted:

But �hussle� isn�t right either?

Goddammit, that picture keeps making me spell that wrong. :smith:

# ? Feb 23, 2021 00:57

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

History Comes Inside! posted:

But �hussle� isn�t right either?

Is it a specific reference to something or would the �correct� execution also have been misspelled and lovely instead of just lovely?

Edit:

So it�s the new live laugh love I guess

Stay Humb Stle Hard

# ? Feb 23, 2021 01:16

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Stay Hard Huell Howser

# ? Feb 23, 2021 05:56

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Cross-postin' from the schadenfreude thread:

Memento posted:

Sound is necessary for this one, transcript to follow.

https://i.imgur.com/2Ui674Z.mp4

First girl: What's the dumbest tattoo you've ever gotten?
Second girl: OK I won this one. I got this tattoo about how I want to be true to myself, not pretending to be something you're not, I got this 4th March, 2020 and it says "courageously and radically refuse to wear a mask"

# ? Feb 23, 2021 07:14

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

That was dumb even before covid.

Also on March 4th people were already wearing masks.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 07:27

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

Stay Huusle. Huhble Hard

# ? Feb 23, 2021 08:06

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# ? May 22, 2024 17:19

HazCat: May 4, 2009

Getting a tattoo that says 'stay humble, hustle hard' is the opposite of staying humble. Getting a misspelled/mangled version brings into question the 'hustle hard' part as well.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 08:34

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