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Akratic Method posted:Just want to highlight that he chose to direct this particular piece of his insane ranting at a TV show about a fictional burger restaurant. Does he think Bob is going to come out of the TV and agree with him about the purity of true beef? He was also ranting to The Onion about their obligation to uphold the fourth estate lol He also responded to a MAGA chud saying that Biden was compromising America with “I have my own army and I fear for America right now”
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Feb 21, 2021 15:19
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So how the hell is is new venture not called ScoobySNAK anyways?
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Feb 21, 2021 17:08
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Because you'd be better at this sort of thing than Nathen is.
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Feb 21, 2021 17:51
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Jerry Seinfeld stand up voice: "I'll tell ya what he is. He's insane in the membrane. He's insane....in the brain." *looks around, arms open to an entirely empty, dark, and obviously closed stand-up club with chairs on the tables, dust gathering*
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Mordja posted:So how the hell is is new venture not called ScoobySNAK anyways? There's probably a potter's field of failed ventures that riff on Scooby Snacks, so he might not have been able to get that one. Or he didn't think it would mesh with Garfield Eats
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Haulin Oates posted:There's probably a potter's field of failed ventures that riff on Scooby Snacks, so he might not have been able to get that one. Or he didn't think it would mesh with Garfield Eats Or they wouldn't sell it to him for the amount of his dad's money he has available, since that's actually potentially valuable IP.
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They literally make Scooby Snacks I have a box in my cabinet. They are fruit gummies or whatever I bought a big box for snacks with kids lunches but they don’t like them. Need to throw them away.
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Feb 21, 2021 19:11
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My only friends are cartoon characters. I had to pay licensing fees to even post them I complain that I have a headache from having too many friends.
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Feb 21, 2021 19:19
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Nathen Mazri is one of the most transparently unfulfilled people I've seen in a good while.
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Amorphous Abode posted:Nathen Mazri is one of the most transparently unfulfilled people I've seen in a good while. How can you say that about the world's youngest business owner???
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Mordja posted:How can you say that about the world's youngest business owner??? He's the world's youngest Garfield franchisee, get it right. Any idiot can start a business, but it takes an entergagementrepeneur to create GarfieldEATS
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Feb 21, 2021 20:32
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World's youngest Garfield-restaurant-franchisee-turned-frozen-food-supplier-turned-Scooby-Doo-franchisee, please
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Also the fact that he only seems to have the one suit and it’s that loud orange one that only makes sense in the context of Garfield.
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Also the fact that he only seems to have the one suit and it’s that loud orange one that only makes sense in the context of Garfield.  There's plenty of orange in Scooby Doo. Fred's ascot is orange. Daphne's hair is orange. Velma's sweater is orange.You fool. You boob. Get entergaged! You are 100% correct
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LadyPictureShow posted:
How loving dare you associate Nathen with that turncoat Velma.
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Lol my first thought was Velma, and also how he weirdly omitted her the other day from whatever promo he did.
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Also the fact that he only seems to have the one suit and it’s that loud orange one that only makes sense in the context of Garfield. Didn't he get a Scooby suit at some point? I may be misremembering E: yes https://www.instagram.com/p/CJq81G-Jp8Z/?igshid=177wxct8mx7pw It's even worse Peanut Butter fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Feb 22, 2021 |
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I stand corrected- also, Cruella Nathen- 
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Peanut Butter posted:Didn't he get a Scooby suit at some point? I may be misremembering If you zoom in you can see that the lapels on his shirt appear to have the same whiskers as his Garfield suit. Is Photoshoppery afoot? I demand to see him wearing the ScoobyEATS suit in a video.
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Who is the world's second youngest Garfield franchisee? We need to find out how they're doing!
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:Who is the world's second youngest Garfield franchisee? We need to find out how they're doing! It's me! I run Garfield fucks.
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Nathen has many suits. Each tailored to its own dated cartoon franchise. Someday he will combine them into a suit of many colors. Only then will he save us.
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Feb 22, 2021 04:30
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gently caress me, suck me don't cuck me.
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Peanut Butter posted:Didn't he get a Scooby suit at some point? I may be misremembering Oh no https://www.instagram.com/p/CLajkvwJqWn/ quote:I am magnificent and beige, watch me roar. I am incredibly shrewd, I can seduce. I love ambition with passion. I adore fashion, but don't envy what I have worked for. When I walk, I can steal your attention. I love putting my hands around my body and be naughty. Stand in my way, I'll be Cruella Nathen for the day.
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PoPcornTG posted:gently caress me, suck me don't cuck me. Nathen Mazri's Feed and Leave
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anybody linked the Garfield Fandom list of real-life companies that have been involved with the Garfield franchise? https://garfield.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Companies The Nathen page is staid and short. The Garfield Eats page is neither.
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PoPcornTG posted:It's me! I run Garfield fucks. do you find that you regret registering your business with "fucks" in all lower case as opposed to all upper case
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Fur20 posted:do you find that you regret registering your business with "fucks" in all lower case as opposed to all upper case @Fur20 is on a mission other than posting on the Something Awful forums. He now wants to tell us that fucks should have a capital f. Garfield is a sensitive lover, he would never gently caress with the aggression that a capital f would imply. Are you ready to make love the Garfield way?
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Blue Moonlight posted:If you zoom in you can see that the lapels on his shirt appear to have the same whiskers as his Garfield suit. The logo looks weirdly flat too, and the colour looks wrong. The plot thickens PoPcornTG posted:gently caress me, suck me don't cuck me. 
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This one, that post, that Cruella gender-swap cosplay, makes me think Nathen would have been "better" suited to run a booth traveling to fan cons selling unlicensed/'inspired by' trinkets and various small bits of merchandise.
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Feb 22, 2021 14:24
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In about ten years when irony comes back in fashion I'm going to open NathenEats
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#sexy #hot #success #man
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He waxes his beard stubble, doesn't he? That's why it looks like that
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Haulin Oates posted:He waxes his beard stubble, doesn't he? That's why it looks like that That simultaneously makes too much sense and none at all.
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Haulin Oates posted:He waxes his beard stubble, doesn't he? That's why it looks like that I don't know about wax, but he definitely dyes it.
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Feb 22, 2021 15:41
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quote:Stand in my way, I'll be Cruella Nathen for the day. .......... 
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Hashtag new
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I guess he wasn’t able to secure any supermarket distribution deals for ScoobyEATS https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1363925467791839233?s=21
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“Margins are the devil’s work!” says owner of failed business
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