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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The Little Death posted:

Is this one of those horrible predatory flatworms that digests things outside of its body?

I assume it's that hellspawn that crawls up your urethra while you're river-pissing.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


No, it’s Jabberlock’s hammer and there’s something wrong with it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipalium

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Yeah a lot of planaria worms have spade heads like that. They're a nuisance in the aquarium hobby.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Munki posted:

No, it’s Jabberlock’s hammer and there’s something wrong with it.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



I appreciate your concern in these trying times

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Why is alan rickman dressed up like a mutant mass effect character?

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

OwlFancier posted:

Why is alan rickman dressed up like a mutant mass effect character?

Why aren't you?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Why is alan rickman dressed up like a mutant mass effect character?

Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

OwlFancier posted:

Why is alan rickman dressed up like a mutant mass effect character?
You're in for a treat, Galaxy Quest is fantastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbzuu14bGgs

(and yeah, that's Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Sam Rockwell, Alan Rickman and Tony Shalhoub, along with a huge list of other big name celebs, it was a fantastic film with a lot of star power)

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Sestze posted:

a fantastic film with a lot of star power)

And as you mentioned, Tim Allen was there too.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Beachcomber posted:

And as you mentioned, Tim Allen was there too.

Literally everyone else in the cast is slumming it, and obviously having a blast with it. Tim Allen is in the best role of his career.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

MrYenko posted:

Literally everyone else in the cast is slumming it, and obviously having a blast with it. Tim Allen is in the best role of his career.

Even the documentary on it is great. When Tim Allen did the scene where he has to explain to the dying alien that they're all just actors, and what acting is, and basically that it's all lies, he was getting a bit choked up and Alan Rickman told him something to the effect that "Tim, you've just discovered acting."

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/ZCIKgiY.mp4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That worm thing is a big fuckin' nope. No thank you. Nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Nature, red in tooth and claw.

https://i.imgur.com/SScNjv6.mp4

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Why is this thread fascinated with animals killing each other I don't get it

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



VelociBacon posted:

Why is this thread fascinated with animals killing each other I don't get it
I think it's like one or two really sick individuals. I cannot explain it.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
It's the circle of life :allears:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

To be fair that bobcat clip was pretty cool.

It's not like a horse slowly crushing a box of puppies or something, geez.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
That's not exactly needless violence is it? It's a wild animal...eating. And it's a pretty cool clip. Pretty weird to get funny about it tbh.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

There it is! I've been looking all over for that thing.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

DaveKap posted:

I think it's like one or two really sick individuals. I cannot explain it.

Are you kidding? That was less gruesome than you might see in a nature documentary. It's just a bobcat hunting and I think it's cool to see someone captured it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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VelociBacon posted:

Why is this thread fascinated with animals killing each other I don't get it


DaveKap posted:

I think it's like one or two really sick individuals. I cannot explain it.

:lol:

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006
why doesnt the bobcat go to the grocery store for duck.... loving savage video of natures lowest levels

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

VelociBacon posted:

Why is this thread fascinated with animals killing each other I don't get it

Never go outside your house, you might see nature with your own eyes and not over the internet.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

I feel like once a year or so I have to convince someone that bobcats aren't just little cuddly wild kitties, I should save this

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Is this thread really fascinated? I had to go back 4 pages to find another gif of one animal killing another, and that was a bird grabbing a spider so it's not even cute animals

Glottis posted:

I feel like once a year or so I have to convince someone that bobcats aren't just little cuddly wild kitties, I should save this

Most cuddly domestic kitties will happily do this to smaller birds at every opportunity

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I adopted a barn cat when I was a kid and whenever he got out of the house there would be like six dead birds in our yard in minutes. Little vicious things, cats.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Predator vs prey doesn’t bother me in this thread unless it’s some obvious gory graphic bloody poo poo. The cat grabbing a duck is ok in my opinion. But I don’t recommend posting something like that viral video where the mouse is dropped in a fish tank with a turtle and the turtle chomps it in half letting it swim away still alive in two pieces.

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 20:23 on Feb 23, 2021

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Cartoon Man posted:

Predator vs prey doesn’t bother me in this thread unless it’s some obvious gory graphic bloody poo poo. The cat grabbing a duck is ok in my opinion. But I don’t recommend posting something like that viral video where the mouse is dropped in a fish tank with a turtle and the turtle chomps it in half letting it swim away still alive in two pieces.

What about the video where Ewe Boll punches the poo poo out of a rat that was fenced in with him?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


:nms: :nws: EXTREME GRAPHIC PREDATOR/PREY VIDEO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Wish Lowtax could have fought Bas Rutten in a bar-room.


LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 20:59 on Feb 23, 2021

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Arachnophobia warning:

https://imgur.com/gallery/TFwnBYz
Leeroy Jenkins!!!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Did I just watch a suicide?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
I've seen that documentary. The ant managed a sting on the spider, which crippled it so the rest of the ants could kill and eat it.

Circle of life, and all that

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
To be fair to the spider, that's exacting how I react when something smaller jumps on me sudden.

I have eaten so many kittens.

:(

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

Arachnophobia warning:

https://imgur.com/gallery/TFwnBYz
Leeroy Jenkins!!!

https://youtu.be/4KlSuGNt8e4

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

sound
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1365004386217447426/pu/vid/576x1024/VlQtYRVT9vQW_CjH.mp4

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