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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
given what just happened we're going to get some fresh ones hot off the grill

https://twitter.com/One_Final_Beat/status/1363681532754460676

https://twitter.com/BSF_SAGE/status/1363622755841810432

https://twitter.com/the_rollins_guy/status/1363242881490771975

https://twitter.com/the_rollins_guy/status/1363385112767975426

https://twitter.com/the_rollins_guy/status/1363469865814790147

https://twitter.com/the_rollins_guy/status/1363579911856918528

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flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
the_rollins_guy

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

flatluigi posted:

the_rollins_guy

i like how his location is "living rent-free" and yet his entire profile is quoting Cornette, how AEW is bad, and really really really fetishing that wrestlers he doesn't like are feminine

https://twitter.com/the_rollins_guy/status/1363469193484644353

https://twitter.com/the_rollins_guy/status/1363244690657705985

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
https://twitter.com/the_rollins_guy/status/1363252834079305738

- is bow wow really interested in wwe

- bow wow hasn't had an album since 2009 and apparently took all of the 2010s off from having any relevance whatsoever so lmao at considering him equally mainstream

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Bow Wow vs his Bodyguard is a match in the making since I was in Elementary school.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Didnt last

https://mobile.twitter.com/MikeJ0nesssssss/status/1363687068019417089

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

I love Mike Jones.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

You could not find a compatible brain worm to make me think Miz is even in the top 300 workers of all time, let alone better than two guys obviously in the top 50.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Eat My Fuc posted:

You could not find a compatible brain worm to make me think Miz is even in the top 300 workers of all time, let alone better than two guys obviously in the top 50.

you see, he's won titles in the wwe and they haven't

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Eat My Fuc posted:

You could not find a compatible brain worm to make me think Miz is even in the top 300 workers of all time, let alone better than two guys obviously in the top 50.

the thing is 24 hours ago you wouldn't have people saying he's in the top 50 WWE wrestlers on all time, and because they need to always uphold the status quo it must be they were wrong and he clearly deserves to have his name in the pantheon of legendary WWE alumni

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
24 hours ago I think people might accidentally leave him off a list of 50 current wwe wrestlers

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/xxJasonJxx/status/1363687917537886212

I love this metric because yes its accurate but lets compare Miz to someone unequivocally better and more popular than The Miz in WWE right now

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=%2Fm%2F06rg1v,Daniel%20Bryan

HMMMMMMMMM its almost like this metric sucks

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/xxJasonJxx/status/1363687917537886212

I love this metric because yes its accurate but lets compare Miz to someone unequivocally better and more popular than The Miz in WWE right now

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=%2Fm%2F06rg1v,Daniel%20Bryan

HMMMMMMMMM its almost like this metric sucks

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&geo=US&q=%2Fm%2F06rg1v,Daniel%20Bryan

Idaho is full of Daniel Bryan marks I guess.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.


drat looks like the miz sucks fuckin rear end!!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/view_raw/status/1363710022807674883

This is never ever ever going to happen.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

bebaloorpabopalo posted:



drat looks like the miz sucks fuckin rear end!!

What was the big spike for Ibushi in May/June? There wasn't even any NJPW then.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Looks like NJPW came back on June 15th, so maybe it's just people searching for it again as it started back up?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

What was the big spike for Ibushi in May/June? There wasn't even any NJPW then.
vicious troll @mongo_ebooks released a fake invoice around that time for an imaginary upcoming ibushi gravure tape

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Hey he had that one really good promo on Talking Smack. I mean that's basically it but it was good.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Lid posted:

given what just happened we're going to get some fresh ones hot off the grill

https://twitter.com/One_Final_Beat/status/1363681532754460676

Miz IS the blow-up doll or 9 year old schoolgirl.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i would rather trust the blow up doll to catch me on a dive tbh

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


1glitch0 posted:

Miz IS the blow-up doll or 9 year old schoolgirl.

I say with all sincerity that Miz has never had a singles match as good as Yoshihiko vs Konosuke Takeshita from DDT Peter Pan 2020 Night 1.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Didn't Miz have a match where he dressed as a chicken and wrestled Colonel Sanders?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

jesus WEP posted:

i would rather trust the blow up doll to catch me on a dive tbh

poo poo, a 9 year old schoolgirl would probably at least give it her best.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Lamuella posted:

Didn't Miz have a match where he dressed as a chicken and wrestled Colonel Sanders?

unless it happened a third time, it was ted dibiase jr and dolph ziggler.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


JOHN CENA posted:

unless it happened a third time, it was ted dibiase jr and dolph ziggler.

It happened at least once with Miz. https://youtu.be/Ad6GqK5_4yU

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
hot takes get your hot takes here

https://twitter.com/GodofWrestling/status/1363837772797124609

https://twitter.com/ZakFellows/status/1363830323008708608

https://twitter.com/sportsvids03/status/1363825499651403780

https://twitter.com/JayCondone/status/1363728273453305858

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Describe for me this character that Miz and Omega are both playing.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Ibushi is dull and forgettable

Murder Kota on the other hand...

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Lamuella posted:

Describe for me this character that Miz and Omega are both playing.
Vincels are literally unable to conceive of more than one way to be a heel

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lamuella posted:

Describe for me this character that Miz and Omega are both playing.

sadly ZakFellows hasnt explained that but he has given us this

https://twitter.com/ZakFellows/status/1363829212063408129

https://twitter.com/ZakFellows/status/1363830024382672900

also this

https://twitter.com/WrestleCritic/status/1363691390874644482

THE LORE OF THE MIZ

THE LORE OF THE MIZ

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Rarity posted:

Ibushi is dull and forgettable

Murder Kota on the other hand...

Regular Ibushi is more interesting right now than I ever remember him being. Now thats he's become God he's lost what was left of his humanity and gone utlra instinct weird, getting in the way of Sho and Hiromu's budding romance and making reporters super nervous because the just stares at them with that vacant grin on his face. His post-match interview after the Sanada match was the hardest i've laughed at wrestling in a long time

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The Miz is exactly the champion WWE deserves.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



There was a period right when he came back with the Johnny Cage gimmick that I thought he was doing pretty good mic work but that was like 7 years ago.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Endless Mike posted:

The Miz is exactly the champion the WWE Universe deserves.

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


people confuse saying things with intensity for being a good promo.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
"WWE needs haters that complain just as much as marks. At the end of the day the complainers still watch the show"

*looks at ratings decline year on year*

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

As much as the Cole video gets posted, this deserves the same amount of attention because of how much it backfired on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M2jL7tgqlo

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



We haven't heard from Austin Aries in a while. What's he up to?

https://twitter.com/realtoyvomit/status/1363673889717501952?s=20

Oh

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Lethrom
Jul 12, 2010



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