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Not 30? Sad!
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Feb 22, 2021 04:17
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So, is there something in the water in NZ that makes them go crazy for the worst parts of america, or is it just living in paradise with no real predators? Where is the rest of the exhaust?!
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Feb 22, 2021 04:32
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Coydog posted:So, is there something in the water in NZ that makes them go crazy for the worst parts of america, or is it just living in paradise with no real predators? It's meth, I thought I made that clear. Meth meth meth. And also sons of anarchy + australia for aesthetic packaging for the meth.
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Feb 22, 2021 04:33
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Boys. It keeps giving.
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Feb 22, 2021 07:38
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LodeRunner posted:Boys. It keeps giving. Strong ENGINEER vibe from this guy.
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Feb 22, 2021 13:34
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LodeRunner posted:Boys. It keeps giving. I love him.
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Feb 22, 2021 15:00
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I'm dying to know what actually happened to devolve into that.
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Feb 22, 2021 16:29
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If that’s what he’ll admit on Facebook, the real story is definitely much more shameful and hilarious.
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Feb 22, 2021 17:21
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ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO SAFE: THE EVR LLC STORY
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Feb 22, 2021 17:22
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Evr L Lc
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Feb 22, 2021 17:24
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Big time “Guy Who Types Everything Like This” energy
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Feb 22, 2021 17:27
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"I didn't obey the instructions to follow the leader through puddles." Sounds like he was second in line for a training lap following an instructor and he just decided not to follow the instructor because he got scared of some wet spots and he probably took some grossly dangerous line "around the puddles" and screwed up the training for all the guys following behind him. Surely if he had followed that instructor, he would've lowsided in a puddle, you see.
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Feb 22, 2021 17:30
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Big time “Guy Who Types Everything Like This” energy What ever happened to, "Ride with in your limits?" really gets me going
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Feb 22, 2021 17:34
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Born too loose.
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Feb 22, 2021 17:58
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RadioPassive posted:"I didn't obey the instructions to follow the leader through puddles." I got the impression he dive-bombed an instructor while trying to avoid a puddle and then doubled down on not being wrong every step of the way until they had enough. So basically: Gorson posted:Strong ENGINEER vibe from this guy.
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Feb 22, 2021 18:40
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I want some gopro footage of this
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Feb 22, 2021 19:05
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My favorite part is they called the cops on him.
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Feb 22, 2021 19:22
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LodeRunner posted:My favorite part is they called the cops on him. Oh that was literal?? I thought he was referring to the course instructors as the police kicking him out.
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Feb 22, 2021 19:41
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Guy gets kicked out. Speaks to president. Calmly walks away. Cops are called. Yeah, I believe him and this all checks out. Please post more as this unfolds.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:00
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Welp he struck up a conversation with me in private.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:04
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builds character posted:Guy gets kicked out. Speaks to president. Calmly walks away. Cops are called. Yeah, I believe him and this all checks out. Also he'll be charged with trespassing if he shows up again 
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Feb 22, 2021 20:08
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builds character posted:Guy gets kicked out. Speaks to president. Calmly walks away. Cops are called. Yeah, I believe him and this all checks out.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:11
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He really just doesn't grasp the puddle thing at all, does he? Instructor rides straight through puddle with no trouble "Oh wow man that's really dangerous I'd better go around" Swerves around and ruins his racing line (and fucks up everyone behind him) "Phew good thing I didn't go through the puddle, that could have been bad"
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Feb 22, 2021 20:15
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I'm willing to bet it started really low-key with the instructor just saying to him something like "If you don't follow my line I can't pass you" because it sounds more like a race license test than a normal instructed track session and him then Karening his way all the way up to the police being called because he refused to back down, probably with a couple of death threats along the way too.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:18
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I'm willing to bet it started really low-key with the instructor just saying to him something like "If you don't follow my line I can't pass you" because it sounds more like a race license test than a normal instructed track session and him then Karening his way all the way up to the police being called because he refused to back down, probably with a couple of death threats along the way too. It was this. The vast overestimation of personal ability and knowledge visible in the more recent conversation are all the proof you need.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:19
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I don't see why you had to politely turn him down before finding out what he did that got the cops called. Given the online attitude I'm assuming he pitched an unholy fit right there on the track, shouting and throwing things. Creating your own racing league is some 0-11 eye opening reaction to this.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:19
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Coydog posted:I don't see why you had to politely turn him down before finding out what he did that got the cops called. Given the online attitude I'm assuming he pitched an unholy fit right there on the track, shouting and throwing things. Creating your own racing league is some 0-11 eye opening reaction to this. No no don't you realize it's his only purpose in life. Now he's trying to start a 3 wheeler class. Oh my god.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:29
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Just saw the thread title change. Well done. LodeRunner posted:No no don't you realize it's his only purpose in life. DOMINATION OR DEATH! *rides slowly and carefully around the puddle*
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Feb 22, 2021 20:30
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LodeRunner posted:No no don't you realize it's his only purpose in life. Hell yes tracing is something I would def watch.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:31
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Guy who openly admits he doesn’t know how to race and needs training: I KNOW BETHER THAN THE INSTRUCTORS AND EVERYONE HERE
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Feb 22, 2021 20:46
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builds character posted:Just saw the thread title change. Well done. Right down to his angry frothy grammar mistake 
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Feb 22, 2021 20:47
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When AHRMA find out they’re not invited to the puddle-free race class, they’re gonna be so mad. Will we see an “American Puddle” race series in 2022?
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Feb 22, 2021 20:51
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I KNOW BETHER THAN THE INSTRUCTORS AND EVERYONE HERE How did you meet my students?? (Nah, most of them are just fine, but there's one particular personality type that I get about once a semester where they already know better than anyone and nobody is going to tell them how to do it and it's like why the gently caress are you even in school)
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Feb 22, 2021 20:53
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Sagebrush posted:How did you meet my students?? 3 cool 5 school
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Feb 22, 2021 21:02
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Guy who openly admits he doesn’t know how to race and needs training: I KNOW BETHER THAN THE INSTRUCTORS AND EVERYONE HERE That's engineers! Love to tell my bike mechanic that actually converting a field charge alternator to an external rectifier will totally work and the pc cpu fan on the rectifier definitely does something, even though I didn't know what any of these things were a week ago.
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Feb 22, 2021 21:40
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Sagebrush posted:He really just doesn't grasp the puddle thing at all, does he? Going out of his comfort zone would have been dangerous though! Also he might have gotten wet.
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Feb 22, 2021 22:21
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I see there's a winter storm in the mix now.
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Feb 22, 2021 23:12
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His line breaks keep loving me up and making me try to read it like verse. First I rode around the puddles Rode to safety 'round the puddles Not to lowside, nor to highside Listened not to my instructor. For this crime I was ejected, Thrown out by several coppers Told return would mean to tresspass. I am starting my own race league One with blackjack and with hookers.
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Elector_Nerdlingen posted:First I rode around the puddles My mind parsed this in nigh-incomprehensible irish pub band style. Learnin' ta' race - the pogues
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