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getting to know the sharks of the jaws family. 5 apparently has the shark that joined that cult and hasnt been right ever since
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Feb 22, 2021 04:06
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So does the shark not actually die in the first movie or are these his siblings or something  The real shocker for me was learning that Baby Shark is related to Jaws and dead 
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Feb 22, 2021 04:07
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whoa wtf. Just murdering his whole bloodline. I don't like that at all
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Feb 22, 2021 04:08
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:whoa wtf. Just murdering his whole bloodline. I don't like that at all I read that all of Hitler's living relatives have made a pact to not reproduce so that the Hitler bloodline will be extinguished. I get it, but also that's some real Hitler thinking.
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Feb 22, 2021 04:11
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i would prefer a reality where some mysticism exists so im rooting for their bloodline to actually be cursed
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Feb 22, 2021 04:24
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may the farts of a hitler be without pleasure
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Feb 22, 2021 04:25
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So does the shark not actually die in the first movie or are these his siblings or something something tells me there is more than 1 shark that exists in the ocean
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Feb 22, 2021 04:40
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hbag posted:something tells me there is more than 1 shark that exists in the ocean
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Feb 22, 2021 04:42
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gary oldmans diary posted:the hitler curse is real! wanna know how i responded at such lightning speed?  BOOM
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Feb 22, 2021 04:43
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to tell you the truth im something of a cli enthusiast myself 
gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Feb 22, 2021 |
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Feb 22, 2021 04:49
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Shazam was great we'll goodbye
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Feb 22, 2021 04:51
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Feb 22, 2021 05:13
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Cool snake. 
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Feb 22, 2021 05:27
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This thread is about sharks now.
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Feb 22, 2021 05:33
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Or whatever. 
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Feb 22, 2021 07:18
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Line Em Up
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Feb 22, 2021 07:20
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Tip posted:This thread is about sharks now. Now the real battle begins!  
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Feb 22, 2021 07:22
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i cant loving sleep and im starting to get depressed about how ill be poor forever gently caress
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Feb 22, 2021 07:23
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hbag posted:i cant loving sleep and im starting to get depressed about how ill be poor forever title of my autobiography
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Feb 22, 2021 07:39
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Meme Poker Party posted:Now the real battle begins! But none of these have tits 
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Feb 22, 2021 07:40
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I'm not asleep yet either but it's because I had an afternoon cup of coffee, then an evening cup of coffee, and now I'm up late working on mad scientist ways to paint demon skin without any actual textures.
Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Feb 22, 2021 |
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Feb 22, 2021 08:42
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I'm watching The Meg, we'll see if I remember more this time.
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Feb 22, 2021 10:09
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Tip posted:title of my autobiography e: nm, the dirty book title joke doesn't work that well with your username, although it seems like it should Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Feb 22, 2021 |
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Feb 22, 2021 14:42
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Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is a good one. Well, its not "good", but it seems to have been intentionally bad, so it is good? Its a tough watch though. It's exceptionally bad But hey, Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas!
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Feb 22, 2021 18:05
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graboids are real?
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Feb 22, 2021 18:11
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gary oldmans diary posted:graboids are real? That's the Titanoboa, and it (was) very real. Life-size recreation by Smithsonian.  https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-titanoboa-the-40-foot-long-snake-was-found-115791429/ quote:The lord of this jungle was a truly spectacular creature—a snake more than 40 feet long and weighing more than a ton. This giant serpent looked something like a modern-day boa constrictor, but behaved more like today’s water-dwelling anaconda. It was a swamp denizen and a fearsome predator, able to eat any animal that caught its eye. The thickest part of its body would be nearly as high as a man’s waist. Scientists call it Titanoboa cerrejonensis.
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Feb 22, 2021 18:23
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Meme Poker Party posted:That's the Titanoboa, and it (was) very real. Must've had a gigantic rack
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Feb 22, 2021 18:29
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man id like to see the tits on that graboid
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Feb 22, 2021 18:39
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Sometimes a snake is just a snake, folks.
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Feb 22, 2021 18:40
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Who's excited for page 39???? 🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋♂️
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Feb 22, 2021 18:43
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Ratjaculation posted:Who's excited for page 39???? ban queued for account sharing 
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Feb 22, 2021 18:43
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Meme Poker Party posted:I'm not asleep yet either but it's because I had an afternoon cup of coffee, then an evening cup of coffee, and now I'm up late working on mad scientist ways to paint demon skin without any actual textures. oh man shes gonna be the best kind of demon girl the red-skinned variety 
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Feb 22, 2021 20:28
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Meme Poker Party posted:Sometimes a snake is just a snake, folks. I'm shocked and appalled at this post by you
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Feb 22, 2021 21:09
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Page 39 is gonna be some good poo poo, I can feel it. Coming up on the big four-oh too. Really exciting stuff. What's everyone's thoughts on Gordon Ramsay? I like his shows and think he's probably a decent person really but I also think he's a bit of dick at the same time cos he charges extortionate prices for a simple full english breakfast and I highly doubt he can make a better one than me, something awful forums user jakabite e: black pudding gang
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Feb 22, 2021 21:30
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I thought he was dead, but I guess I mixed him up with some other celebrity chef. I don't watch celebrity chef stuff
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Feb 22, 2021 21:33
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Jakabite posted:Page 39 is gonna be some good poo poo, I can feel it. Coming up on the big four-oh too. Really exciting stuff. Have you thought about starting your own show where you are a dick to people?
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Feb 22, 2021 21:34
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hbag posted:oh man shes gonna be the best kind of demon girl  Dunno if I'll keep the skin paint scheme with the black swirls. I kinda just went ham because I discovered the magic of procedural voronoi patterns last night. But she will be reddish either way. We're doing this, baby! Getting closer everyday.  Jakabite posted:Page 39 is gonna be some good poo poo, I can feel it. Coming up on the big four-oh too. Really exciting stuff. Some Kitchen Nightmares episodes are really good imo. The American ones are often over the top and clearly exaggerated in editing, but entertaining anyway. The British ones are can be legit interesting as they do none of the theatrics. Really don't have much to say about him outside that show other than he is the funny kind of aggro guy.
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Feb 22, 2021 21:35
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Have you thought about starting your own show where you are a dick to people? Thought about it? My friend, I fantasise about this very thing daily. Kitchen Nightmares is good stuff. The one with the woman who insists on singing really badly on a tiny stage in the corner of her restaurant is seminal
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Feb 22, 2021 21:43
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Jakabite posted:Page 39 is gonna be some good poo poo, I can feel it. Coming up on the big four-oh too. Really exciting stuff. His shows are scripted, Americanised and edited to oblivion to play up the drama, but def good lazy TV (I s all on All4 too) He seems alright, kinda like Clarkson (before the steak incident), kinda seems like an rear end in a top hat but generally funny enough to look past it. Don't know if Gordo has had a steak incident to ruin him yet.
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Feb 22, 2021 22:25
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Posting twice for a new page 🤞 E nvm
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Feb 22, 2021 22:26
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