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Nah, Noodler is right and it was the MIB. Edit: Whew, what a lovely snipe. I can't believe this didn't make it in here. slave to my cravings posted:Wait barracudas are fish? slave to my cravings posted:I thought it was like a Tasmanian devil type of thing slave to my cravings posted:Something in between wolverine and badger Check the rap sheet entry too. UwUnabomber has a new favorite as of 04:55 on Feb 19, 2021 |
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posting this quote from the DeviantArt thread as a screenshot for the whole gestalt
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Skulk Hogan posted:rap sheet entry lepers colony posted:To everyone reading the leper's colony, please note this guy, who thought that a barracuda was a land mammal (possibly marsupial?). This is, ostensibly, a living, breathing, human adult, who thought this. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. your last meal before you are executed BattleSausage posted:Braised heart of my executioner. BAM! Instant paradox.
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haveblue posted:I have a cdr of mac os x snow leopard someone burned for me but he labeled it "ICE PUSSY" with a sharpie and I had to remember and explain that when someone found it Best Bi Geek Squid posted:grizzled blue collar dad who had been looking forward to using this as an opportunity to encourage a healthy interest in girls in his kid hangs his head in shame upon learning what is really on the disk
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Not relevant to anything, but Thom Yorke looks like he got a blowjob in 1998 and it hasn't finished yet.
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Johnny Truant posted:So, follow me here Daktar posted:You can't beat a good Donner kebab
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Does anyone have the old quote about how frat bros might high five each other as they bang hot chicks but meanwhile I'll have a much richer experience playing ff7
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Does anyone have the old quote about how frat bros might high five each other as they bang hot chicks but meanwhile I'll have a much richer experience playing ff7 well the copt of ff7 didnt have to be drunk, but cloud did need therapy later
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Does anyone have the old quote about how frat bros might high five each other as they bang hot chicks but meanwhile I'll have a much richer experience playing ff7 Just scroll through I'm sure it's in here somewhere: https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=217425
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Seriously one of my favorite posts on this site and if you say you wouldn’t watch that movie you’re lying to yourself.
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Eh, I'm not too into long weed jokes.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Seriously one of my favorite posts on this site and if you say you wouldn’t watch that movie you’re lying to yourself. It's the movie the world needs right now.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Seriously one of my favorite posts on this site and if you say you wouldn’t watch that movie you’re lying to yourself. Lol Reminds me of a dumb movie idea I came up with while high where some frat bro physists go back in time to witness the birth of Christ and accidentally kill him. They draw straws to see who will replace Christ to preserve the time line knowing the loser dies on the cross. It ends with them visiting their buddy at Golgatha and putting a beer hat on their bro's head to ease his pain. They tell themselves they will come back and remove the beer hat but when they return to the present they see the Pope wearing one and decide that no, this is good.
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cumshitter posted:Lol I’d watch the hell out of that
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That very clearly needs to star the same dudes that were in The Most High, too or chicks, not picky. Actually is there a stoner movie starring ladies? It's always two guys, isn't it (one kinda straightlaced, one full on weed hoodie and rasta hat)? e: I keep thinking Encino Man was a stoner movie because it has that archetype of main character duo, but it's not, even though the one guy's name is Stoney. Imagine that movie if they thawed out Brendan Fraser and decided, let's get this dude greened up. My Lovely Horse has a new favorite as of 15:40 on Feb 21, 2021 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:That very clearly needs to star the same dudes that were in The Most High, too They exist, I recall one that came out last year but I forgot the name of it. While it's not a movie, Broad City is right up your alley if you're looking for something like that
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cumshitter posted:Lol Would be a good sequel to The Most High. Make it about a group of stoners in a more modern/stoner Animal House who are going to host a house party. They get into an argument about how to have the dankest weed and decide to go back in time and meet the chillest bro of them all, Jesus. They meet him at his ‘mad at the money changers’ phase and introduce him to weed (obligatory Feeding the Multitude but joints, water to wine, Mary Jane Magdalene, a few others.) End with Jesus showing up at the party for the and saves it because they taught Jesus to be cool. Their joints are turned into endless ones, their tap dispenses beer, and Jesus - who has previously been given the confidence he needed to hook up with MJ Magdalene looks over at a co-ed played by the same actress and goes ‘time for my Second Coming’ as the movie cuts to credits. Call it The Most High 2: Sacred Host. Yngwie Mangosteen has a new favorite as of 16:13 on Feb 21, 2021 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Would be a good sequel to The Most High. Make it about a group of stoners in a more modern/stoner Animal House who are going to host a house party. They get into an argument about how to have the dankest weed and decide to go back in time and meet the chillest bro of them all, Jesus. They meet him at his ‘mad at the money changers’ phase and introduce him to weed (obligatory Feeding the Multitude but joints, water to wine, Mary Jane Magdalene, a few others.) I would watch this.
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Jesus telling a parable in a single 12 minute long take that sounds profound from minute to minute but goes absolutely nowhere at all
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Check the probe reason on this one.
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cumshitter posted:Lol
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ultrafilter posted:Check the probe reason on this one. Check his rap sheet for the probe reason from August.
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McCracAttack posted:
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Captain Monkey posted:Would be a good sequel to The Most High. Make it about a group of stoners in a more modern/stoner Animal House who are going to host a house party. They get into an argument about how to have the dankest weed and decide to go back in time and meet the chillest bro of them all, Jesus. They meet him at his ‘mad at the money changers’ phase and introduce him to weed (obligatory Feeding the Multitude but joints, water to wine, Mary Jane Magdalene, a few others.) Needs a scene where the disciples or whoever open the tomb Jesus and his new buds have been hotboxing.
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Unfunny gimmick account.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Steve Scalise's brain is more mangled and dysfunctional than his tattered genitals? I am shocked. sweet thursday posted:I bet he was disappointed when he found out what the minority whip actually did
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The thing with raising awareness is that educated and intelligent people are actually pretty well aware of this poo poo I mean it's not exactly secret. Do you really want to make ignorant and stupid people aware of anything? Usually they try to eat/gently caress/kill/all of the above new things they become aware of. Jeek posted:Hey, don't diss awareness-raising activities - I learnt about manic people and how suicide by wilderness works in this thread.
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some plague rats posted:Hello kids I'm Officer Potato O'Racecrime, and I'm here to explain why back in my day if you saw a guy wearing a belt but no hat you were allowed to crack his skull and take his pocket watch, [5000 words later] and that's why it's bullshit I'm not allowed near my grandkids
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holy poo poo
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gently caress
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Humphreys posted:LOL at the XXS buttplugs. A kid I knew at a sleep over was shoving marbles up his rear end for a while through out the night then exclaimed he's gonna poop them out. Broke the bowl he did.
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PUPPY PUZZLE posted:12th grade, our final was supposed to be an oral presentation, with a visual aid. we had 3 weeks in class to work on it and i slept. the night before some friends and i popped a tape in the vcr and recorded ourselves playing grand theft auto 3, no missions or anything, just random killings and car accidents and other wrong and violent things. next day, i get up there to do my oral presentation, my teacher chimes in "oh, this should be good" i simply said "oh it will be", i then popped in my tape and pushed play. i then narrated what was happening on screen to the class (Ex. "see now that's me shooting the innocent bystander in the head, then beating up the old lady with a bat"), the video was 8 minutes long, and after it stopped i got a roaring ovation from the class, then i fielded questions about my subject and sat down. not only did i get an a, but the teacher told me he bought a ps2 and that game.
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This isn't the stdh thread.
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I guess the A in GTA 3 stands for...well, an A. But the grade kind.
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Captain Monkey posted:This isn't the stdh thread. some funny rear end poo poo(computers)
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Captain Monkey posted:This isn't the stdh thread. That was 2002. This guy invented the Let's Play.
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Facebook Aunt posted:That was 2002. This guy invented the Let's Play.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Come to think of it, I've never seen George Lucas and Ned Beatty in the room together at the same time. BrigadierSensible posted:Well you obviously don't go to the same BDSM orgies that I do.
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