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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.



🎶Déjà vu, I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet, it's so hard when I try to be me, woah🎶

https://youtu.be/pbGB9S7Tn9g

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ZralG2c.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



I really wonder what made that seem like a good idea.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

ultrafilter posted:

I really wonder what made that seem like a good idea.

Yeah, should have put the kick stand down instead of dumping the bike.

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

ultrafilter posted:

I really wonder what made that seem like a good idea.

Pretty sure that was a choice between jumping off at 10mph after being in the fire for 10 seconds or jumping off at 50mph after being in the fire for 5 seconds.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I'm guessing he wanted to be considerate to the other racers and make sure his bike was off the track for recovery so the track surface doesn't have to be cleaned. Also, maybe it isn't preferable to slide on the tarmac from a higher speed. While he likely would have been fine with gear they wear, maybe there's no easy way to do that, plus there's no way to control where you are sliding, he might slide right back into the bike. Getting as far away from the flames as possible while still riding and controlling the bike and then dumping it where it isn't going to go somewhere that could injure someone else was probably the best course of action.

MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

Maybe he was trying to get to a fire extinguisher.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
Ultrafilter was quoting the video of the bicyclist trying to ride down a stone stairway and losing their bike down a cliff from the bottom of the last page, not the burning motorcyclist you're all reacting to

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I guess put in a description if you're going to remove the video then, because cartoon man posted both of those and I assumed the quote referred to the burning one.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Here's some top tier train-fuckling from the gif thread...

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

NoneMoreNegative posted:

:discourse:


I think if someone buys it as an AV so it's uploaded to the SA server the thread could petition a friendly mod for some thread tags (I don't think there's already a tag for the OSHA thread?)
The OSHA thread tag is

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5B726FE_2g

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

deoju posted:

Here's some top tier train-fuckling from the gif thread...

Now there's a bridge that needed raising if ever I've seen one.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

almost like it is a toy :ssh:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
https://i.imgur.com/wDCjojr.mp4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/sjT2Fvl.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Well at least the chance of anyone doing this inside is incredibly unlikely.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I like this.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Too much work, just turn your car on in your garage for a few minutes to melt it all off!

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

That's the smallest ice scraper I've ever seen.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Dip Viscous posted:

That's the smallest ice scraper I've ever seen.

:confused:

That's way bigger than my grocery store rewards card keychain.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




Similar energy.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

AFewBricksShy posted:

Similar energy.


this is fine though? If the venturi nozzle plugs up and starts diverting exhaust through the vacuum hose you'll notice immediately because it's no longer sucking

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
You're a bit more likely to be tempted into using it while your car is in an enclosed space, though.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Yeah, that's a fair consideration, you have to think of ways the typical consumer will misuse your product. "Oh it's cold out let me do this while in the garage," and now there's a product liability lawsuit.

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Jabor posted:

You're a bit more likely to be tempted into using it while your car is in an enclosed space, though.

The vacuum nozzle will suck away all the poisonous gases

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


deoju posted:

Here's some top tier train-fuckling from the gif thread...

they should have lowered the tracks.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

im so glad i dont manage a tree service anymore

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1363900238260486146

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Lol

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/h1o4gGd.mp4

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

i gotta give it up to vulcanologists because there is no way in hell I would be that close to active lava

though i will say it looks cool as all hell

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I remember when that first came out and everyone was all "why doesn't he have magical lava proof shoes?"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

low key sex master posted:

i gotta give it up to vulcanologists

Only problem is they only get laid once every 7 years.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

low key sex master posted:

i gotta give it up to vulcanologists because there is no way in hell I would be that close to active lava

though i will say it looks cool as all hell

I think especially in Hell there would be a 'way' to be that close to lava and no, it's not cool.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

low key sex master posted:

i gotta give it up to vulcanologists because there is no way in hell I would be that close to active lava

though i will say it looks cool as all hell

We went to Hawaii while Kilauea was erupting and lava was flowing everywhere like that. Anybody could walk right up to it.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



"oops I stepped on a hollow tube" would be constantly occupying my mind

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Man, it's gonna take him forever to extinguish that volcano.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/MeBrW1l.mp4

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Sound is highly recommended

https://i.imgur.com/UU2nyGK.mp4

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