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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
The Bear-ne Supremacy - A cute bear must race to find those that framed him for stealing picnic baskets before the park rangers can track him down.

The Bjorn Supremacy - A cute viking must race to find those that framed him for peacefully farming before the jarl's huskarls can track him down.

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Jaguars!


xcheopis posted:

House cleaning is such a chore, so I tried locking the door and getting the temperature up to 880*F and now there's soot and ashes everywhere.

My pyrolitic roomba hasn't worked out so well.

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Bright Bart posted:


The Bjorn Supremacy - A cute viking must race to find those that framed him for peacefully farming before the jarl's huskarls can track him down.

I love the title.

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Bright Bart posted:

The Bear-ne Supremacy - A cute bear must race to find those that framed him for stealing picnic baskets before the park rangers can track him down.

The Bjorn Supremacy - A cute viking must race to find those that framed him for peacefully farming before the jarl's huskarls can track him down.

The Barren Supremacy - A cute post-apocalyptic warrior fights bandits in a post-nuclear wasteland, searching for water, before the bandits can track him down. He never finds water, but finds some good friends instead, and he learns the real water is the friends we made along the way!



Samuel Glompers

google THIS posted:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn, listed size is actually a child's "T" size

For sale, baby shoes, never worn, except by ghosts

Yinlock

for sale: baby without shoes


Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
for sale: baby shoes. wrong size.

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Trying

The real tragedy is that no-one goes to the baby cobbler anymore.

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Royal Updog posted:

The real tragedy is that no-one goes to the baby cobbler anymore.

well, hell, it's a buyers' market right now with everybody selling baby shoes

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more falafel please

forums poster

I can definitely trim words off that, suck on this, Hemingway:

NEW SHOES $5




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






google THIS

SHOES

bird.

$5 Fresh Footwear

nut

SOUR CUPS

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Adult shoes, never worn.

$800.

They're Air Yeezies.

nut

Difficult Gloves

bird.

$5 foot, longing

ChubbyChecker

BALLS









RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
"I just sh*t my pants" and other time-treasured expressions.

Robot Made of Meat


:hmmyes:


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

google THIS

For sale: baby shoes, boots with the fur (with the fur)

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
For sale: baby gold chain, worn by a baller.

nut

ur momma but it's talking about the primeval mother earth

Prof. Crocodile

ur mama is a huge undifferentiated land mass and they call that b Pangaea.

Trying

i'm not saying she gets around but they used to think ur momma was flat because she's on her back so much

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Yo mama so fat, yu gotta sacrifice three cows to her, in order to ensure the bountiful harvest that will nourish the people in the blessed land of our forbearers.

Yo mama so fat tht I gotta carve her voluptuous and sacred form onto a mammoth tusk

RickRogers fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Feb 24, 2021

Finger Prince


Yo momma so old and so fat, this yo momma

google THIS

Royal Updog posted:

i'm not saying she gets around but they used to think ur momma was flat because she's on her back so much

:drat:

more falafel please

forums poster

yo momma so fat she's got cardinal voiello confessing




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






xcheopis


:sigh:

Trying

I have many regrets about slut shaming Mother Earth

nut

i prolly should've clarified that part of the joke was the ur prefix...

ur momma is great

Trying

Bang as many or few planets as you might care to. You are beautiful

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Slut shaming flowers for being pollinated by just any old bee.

Trying

Hot Tuna Skanks Down For Whatever We're Dead In A Week Anyhow

Trying

Royal Updog posted:

Hot Tuna Skanks Down For Whatever We're Dead In A Week Anyhow

How I live my life BTW

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Bright Bart posted:

Slut shaming flowers for being pollinated by just any old bee.

Uncle Monty energy.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

Royal Updog posted:

Hot Tuna Skanks Down For Whatever We're Dead In A Week Anyhow

https://twitter.com/whyangelinawhy/status/1364250276446765062?s=20

Finger Prince


It is by switch alone I set my juicer in motion. It is by the root of turmeric that juice acquires #wellness, the loving everything acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by switch alone I set my juicer in motion."

biosterous




if there's a language that has no word for "open-faced omelette" then that's an example of lacuna frittata



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
A Darth Vader parody called Fart Enrager.

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