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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

I'm sorry. Tiktok...star? I...what?




By popular demand posted:

:wal::hf::stat: oldies represent!

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Better to slam the rumors than the 13 year old.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


Imagine the babies if she spawned Barnacle Jim’s child

:rip:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cacafuego posted:

Imagine the babies if she spawned Barnacle Jim’s child

:rip:
Imagine if Barnacle Jim and Jay Leno had a baby, it would probably resemble Mac Tonight

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


B.C. farmer grabs lynx by scruff of neck, scolds it for killing chickens

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/peltzmadeline/status/1362512103660265475?s=20

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Considering the peopledecomposing ghouls in the video I expected something a whole lot more disturbing than that.

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

His children named the lynx Tuffnut

I don't know why that is so delightful to me

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

So what the gently caress is up with Rudy's mouth/teeth situation?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I think his chompers are trying to escape.
And I wish them luck.

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull
University of Michigan says it shut down a campus library for two days after discovering venomous spiders

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A. Nice going there assholes discriminating against curious new readers just because they're from the Mediterranean.
B.an internet search told me the venom can cause priapism:quagmire:

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull
They did apologize to students for shutting down the library; I assume that extends to the venomous spiders as well.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Carnotaurus posted:

They did apologize to students for shutting down the library; I assume that extends to the venomous spiders as well.

I wanna play some kind of visual novel game where you're in a university that's a mix of humans and giant spiders. Like arachnid Hatoful Boyfriend.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Buttergate: The hard truth behind a change in the texture of some Canadian butter

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Totally irrelevant to the thread, but I love your av

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Telemaze posted:

Totally irrelevant to the thread, but I love your av

It's from needlework by Mary Queen of Scots, it's been pretty much my favorite thing ever since I first saw it a month or two ago

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Oh yeah, the library spiders. Surprised they let them out of the law library.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Is it people? Does the butter contain people now? Wait, hard truth? Oh my god, the butter is semen?!

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

The MSJ posted:

Is it people? Does the butter contain people now? Wait, hard truth? Oh my god, the butter is semen?!

Hardened semen is a serious medical problem. Consult your doctor.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1365511986902167555

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

On closer inspection, it actually appears to be a patois or perhaps even a creole.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
This is a picture of the 13-year-old yes?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I didn't know the_mittani was from Northern Ireland

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


Not gonna lie I could imagine doing the same thing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lynx are basically just big fluffy kittycats anyway.

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

Lynx are basically just big fluffy kittycats anyway.

They aren't too fond of being touched, usually you can't get closer than about 15 feet, and most folks don't get anywhere near that close before the lynx has bolted.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

God I hope he was gay

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Milo and POTUS posted:

God I hope he was gay

:golfclap:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Graduate Creates Gun That Turns Tears Into Bullets
:smith::respek::blastu:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



That owns

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

"All the other kids in their pump up kicks cannot run from my tears" sounds way too poetic.

Splicer posted:

This is a picture of the 13-year-old yes?

There's another famous people on the internet who is known for posting her sexy dances and posing in revealing outfits who turned out to be like 12 and have been lying about her age. Worse still it was all done by her parents.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 04:09 on Mar 2, 2021

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


What’s the Deal With Andrew Cuomo’s Nipples? An Investigation

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Instead of nasal swab COVID tests, inventor asks people to step into an airlocked cabin and scream
Like I'm not doing that already :what:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



We live in a hermeticly sealed screamtent
— The Joker (2021)

for once i agree with the joker

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Should encourage you to cuss out everyone you think who might have given it to you and they can use the recording to start contact tracing too.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

zedprime posted:

Should encourage you to cuss out everyone you think who might have given it to you and they can use the recording to start contact tracing too.

I'll already screaming cuss words 24/7 so this fits my lifestyle

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