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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SuddenCactus posted:

Crab Rave for your home.



unironically want this

naem
May 29, 2011

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

The mathematicians have gone too far

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

We have achieved critical crab saturation. May god have mercy on us all.

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

Who What Now posted:

We have achieved critical crab saturation. May god have mercy on us all.

No gods, no mercy. Only crab.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
Snip first
Snop hard
No mercy
Crabra Kai

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/Daniel_A_Sasson/status/1364985377216487429
:crabcourse:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

is.. is it supposed to be lying upside down on the bottom of the tank? :ohdear:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ekuNNN posted:

is.. is it supposed to be lying upside down on the bottom of the tank? :ohdear:

https://twitter.com/Daniel_A_Sasson/status/1365017692068020227
:unsmith:

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/BBKUaCi.mp4

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Crabitalism.gif

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




tfw you're trying to enjoy a nice snack but the kids keep getting in the way

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

big cronus energy

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
that crab looks like she got a ton of her own eggs. Grim.

naem
May 29, 2011

I believe those are eggs she will lay in the ocean, and the little crabs are the last batch of eggs returning to land from the ocean a year ago

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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How are there not more crabs in the world. Like, thats a fuckload of little crabs. Why are there not crabs overrunning everything right now

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How are there not more crabs in the world. Like, thats a fuckload of little crabs. Why are there not crabs overrunning everything right now

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
imagine hatching and the first thing you do is have to run away from your own cannibal mother to survive

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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low key sex master posted:

imagine hatching and the first thing you do is have to run away from your own cannibal mother to survive

I swear an oath of revenge

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How are there not more crabs in the world. Like, thats a fuckload of little crabs. Why are there not crabs overrunning everything right now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%2FK_selection_theory

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Are you saying that baby crabs are not quality? We might have a problem here.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Are you saying that baby crabs are not quality? We might have a problem here.

Hey man take this up with evolution, not me

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Pyrtanis
Jun 30, 2007

The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides
Fun Shoe
Hello everyone! I just finished reading this thread, and I now know why my hermit creb I had as a teenager died (plastic tank, lived in Tucson, AZ) and have learned many things about our snippy friends. I just moved to Vancouver and my boyfriend informs me there are small red rock crabs and Dungeness crabs to be seen on the beaches, which I am very excited for!

in conclusion, yee-claw! :yeeclaw:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
is there a :hmmyes: but crab

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/XTXlXtH.gifv

naem
May 29, 2011


Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


The clear part is flavorless anyway, I just want the orange jolly rancher inside.

naem
May 29, 2011

Ror posted:

The clear part is flavorless anyway, I just want the orange jolly rancher inside.

https://i.imgur.com/I5Abkfy.gifv

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Where are the organs? Where are its.... Everything?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Wild T posted:

Where are the organs? Where are its.... Everything?

BEHIND YOU!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqM9eLrup3g

:yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/franzanth/status/1366597093813485568
The rarely seen blind longcrab

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Wild T posted:

Where are the organs? Where are its.... Everything?

they're all in there. They're just clear except for the part that can't be

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
https://twitter.com/Mossworm1/status/1366761828475424768

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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You wouldn't poach a dog...

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